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fun4u2me2
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 49
0 miles · Greater Manchester
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Sexpert
Sorry to say i can't think of another 2 best assets !! lol xxxx
I always leave that for other to decide but the only other thing i flatter myself with is being a geninely nice person ..................
........ and i am also told i have a pretty nice cock !! hehehe xxxxx Mwah xxx
Sexpert
To have fun, to meet fantastic like minded people, to enjoy their company, to feel alive and liberated and comfortable with these people, to live out some fantasies ...... i mean, why should they just remain fantasies ??!! lol xxx
These are just a VERY few of my reasons ...... but my main reason has always been to meet fabulous cpl's whose relationship is so strong and secure that they want to share mutual pleasure, sexual or not, that gives pleasure to them both. Its hard to describe this to some people ..... but you either get it or you don't i find !! Love is love, sex is sex and friendship is friendship - i have always been very defined like that and if you are a cpl who can combine and differentiate this then and want to incorperate this into their repitoire then why not ??!!
As we all know ...... life is for living, you only get one chance and the things most peeps regret on their death bed are the things they never did than actually did !! ........ and you are a LONG time dead !! lol xxxxx
Sexpert
While some of us are in the mood for ressuraecting old threads ....... i thought it was a good time to bring this one back as i am back on SP a tad more .......... not that i think for a second it will work any better that it did in 2006 tho ......... i mean - god forbid if it was a swingers site i might have had more luck !! Lmao xxxxx
Have fun peeps ........ Please ' have ' fun - Grrrrrrrrr hehehhee xxxxxxxxx
Sexpert
Whats all this talk about netball ?? .................
I mean the Cambridge University Netball Team would severley frown from upon such flagerant use of their name ................ unless you showed them your cunt !! lol xxxx
........ and personally i prefer pisshsitfuckfannywankturd as a user name ....... its just SO easy to say fast is all !! lol xxx
Sexpert
[quote user=ukbadman]Well i've been on this site for about 3 months now and have been friendly, non pushy and generally nice to people. Nothing. Not a single reply or a bit of interest. Well i've got just under two weeks left now so if there are any girls that would like to suck my ample cock, let me know.[/quote]
Well - as you put it like that who could possibly resist ??!! lol xxxx
Being subtle has worked for me .............
.............i am subtle aren't i ??!! lol xxxxx
Sexpert
Bladdy hell ....... and i was going to rock up to Oli's place all covered and smeared on Baked Beans for some bizarre reason ......... phew - thanks for the heads up guys !! lol xxxxx
Note to self ........ Keep Voddie in bag and big cock in pants ...... *UNPACK* beans !! lol xxx
Sexpert
Well for one i am bladdy glad you did Funks ....... even tho i knew you guys were getting hitched a while ago and we have spoken at length about it on the phone ....... i TOTALLY missed this thread !! 
Well hunni ...... what can i say ??!!
Firstly - CONGRATULATIONS to both you nutters and i can only wish you all the happiness in the world and i am really chuffed for you guys. Here is wishing you both years of fun, love, laughter and good times and memories.
I do remember telling once that you that you would go to the ball Cinders ......... and look out - you are doing now babe !!
I for one will also be doing my VERY best to be at the party ....... it sounds like one to miss at your own peril ......... but can you PLEASE have Elton John doing ' Can you feel the love tonight ' !! lol xxxx
Well then ........ i am off to watch ' Pretty Woman ' again ......................
............. i bladdy love that Richard Gere .......... he is SUCH a dreamboat !! LMAO !!! xxxx
Well hunni ...... what can i say ??!!
Firstly - CONGRATULATIONS to both you nutters and i can only wish you all the happiness in the world and i am really chuffed for you guys. Here is wishing you both years of fun, love, laughter and good times and memories.
I do remember telling once that you that you would go to the ball Cinders ......... and look out - you are doing now babe !!
I for one will also be doing my VERY best to be at the party ....... it sounds like one to miss at your own peril ......... but can you PLEASE have Elton John doing ' Can you feel the love tonight ' !! lol xxxx
Well then ........ i am off to watch ' Pretty Woman ' again ......................
............. i bladdy love that Richard Gere .......... he is SUCH a dreamboat !! LMAO !!! xxxx Sexpert
I was going to say the term ' sister ' initially Serens ...... but SP was independant from SH ...... till SH bought it out !! Did anyone else notice any changes too tho ....... ie especially in the aggresive way the site advertises and mislead's ??!!
'Sister' site usually just means owned by the larger site anyway really !! Without sounding cynical ...... SP has gone thro a lot of changes since the site was initially established - its just a shame most changes haven't been for the better !! Now tho ...... who mentioned anything to do with money hungry revenue grabbing business people rather than lifesytle concerned likeminded swinging site ownners ??!! lol xxxx
Sexpert
Scots has a VERY fair and valid point ...... and i believe i am in a very good position to comment as being an ' old skool ' member of SP now.
I have seen many fantastic people come and go on this site for many reasons ...... but mainly due to the site being poorly run and not allowing members to express their views fairly on the site. This site was taken over by a 'rival' site a while ago and it has not been the same since i am afraid to say !!
There are a LOT of issues with SP ..... the proliferation of fake and idle profiles, the dubious marketing methods and ploys, the piss poor way any disputes are resolved being only a few gripes ...... its no wonder people become disillusioned with the site - let alone the whole process of swinging itself !!
FAR be it from me to tell anyone how to swing but this site has become more of a ' wananbee's ' swinger sites ..... with more people just chatting rather than meeting, people lurking and maligering in the chat room and not actually chatting and many other crimes that should be punishable by 10 bangs on the bot bot with a slipper !! lol xxx
Despite all this there are still some fantastic people on here and just popping in occassionally and chatting to them makes it work the subscrpition fee alone ......... but trust me Scots ...... you are not alone in this opinion - its just that most slouch off and don't even bother to mention it mate.
Have fun in whatever you do tho geezer ...... and we may see you back here one day .......maybe with a partner in tow !! lol xxx
Take care fella and keep the faith ...... and watch the skies and all that old flannel !! lol xx
