I can vouch for that being true Oli ..... i have been asked that question many times despite never having measured it myself....... i only quote a rough guess ...... but i am told by others i have downplayed that measurement a tad !! hehehehe xxxx
........ and Gawd only knows there is a LOT more to me than a cock and a six pack ...... but i flatter people who know me know this too already !!
...................Ohhhhh ok then ...... maybe not a LOT !! lol xxxxx
I should bladdy well hope it beats watching Corrie Oli ...... you are not meeting the right people or doing the right things if not !! lol xxx
Oh BTW hunni ........ i really do hope your nipples haven't fallen off ........ and if they have i hope to lick em and stick em back on soon babe !! lol xxxx
Mwah ..... love you dearly still to babe's xxxx Hehehehehe xxxxx
Yeah funks ....... just like Amy Winehouse is ....... and doing just as well as her i bet !! lol xx
.......In fact ..... now i come to think about it - mad hair, mad attitute ...... hmmmmmmm are you really Amy Winehouse in a cunning disguise Funks ?? lol xxxxx
Hey now ....... my innoncence is also part of my charm ....... and you know me i am ALL charm ...... and no smarm !! lol xxxx
........ and BTW Cey ....... i still can't remember your phone no !! hehehheehe xxxx
Mwah xxxxxx
You rotten cow Oli ...... i accused you of this AGES ago ...... only knowing the symptom's only too well from other memeber's ...... ahem funky !! lol xxxx
Then here you are admtting it to the bladdy world !!
You are a rotten person and i hope your nipples fall off ........ and yeah ..... and i told you i was right !!! lol xxxx
Mwah babe's xxxxxxxxxxx
Oh and BTW BK ......... oh how jaded you are ....... and for one so young too is tragic !! lol xxxx
Loves ya's still tho ya nutters - mwah xxxxxx
I just thought you liked big cocks and vodka tho Oli ??!! lol xxxxx
I thought we had all agreed thet MOTM was all a bag of bollocks anyway ??!! lol xxxx
Bit of a moot point really !! lol xxxxxx
You know what i say tho ....... BRING BACK MEMBER OF THE MONTH .........
....... What do you mean ?? ...... they never took it away ........ they should ...... its all just a big old bag of bollocks don't ya know !! lol xxx
As i always say ..... its our inperfections that make us perfect !!
Age to me has no bearing on just how sexy people are and as for body sizes and shapes ..... they are no real issue either. I prefer to see that glint in someone's eyes, their personality and character and just how we interact. That to me is just SO much more appealing and sexy.
In my past profession i have seen all body shapes and sizes and i usually find that the ones with the so called ' perfect ' bodies love themselves far too much - naturally i am not pasting everyone with this brush as there are always exceptions - and what use is the perfect body if they are as boring as bat shit ??!! ...... but when they both are present ...... look out !! lol xxx
Also as for age - it too has no real importance for me as it really is just a number in most cases .... i have met peeps in the early 20's who are more switched on and aware of themselves that peeps in their 40's so it all means very little to me once again.
I tend to be very organic in the people i want to meet and i usually find the whole is more than the sum of the parts and i just get a feel ( and sometimes more !! lol xx ) for the person. Also personally i feel fab to be in my 30's - its just a fab place to be. Wise enought to know better and have a tad more confidence and self assurance ..... and still young enough to look halfway decent ..... and meet peeps either side of your age too - its win win !! lmao xxxxxx
Oh yeah ...... and BTW - Bollocks to the Cosmo, FHM and all that other tripe press that marginalise and pigeonhole people ....... i prefer to encourage individuality - its just SO much more refreshing that being part of the ' wannabe ' crowd !! lol xxx
Hey Oli .................
I haven't been naughty at all .......... yet !! lol xxxx
Just give me a chance tho maam ....... and POW !! Look out !! hehehehehe xxxxxx
And what the bladdy hell are you posting in the ' Lets meet up ' section Oli after what i just posted on the other thread !! lol xxxx
Mwah xxxxxxx
BTW ............... anyone facy a meet ??!! lol xxx
Altho once again i find if you post a thread in the ' Lets meet up ' section ..................................................................................................................
....... it tends to get completely ignored !! lol xxxxx
Well i always say make love not war ...... lol xx
....... and if some people chose to use the passive aggresssive approach its nothing new or individualistic !!
I just find being yourself helps and hopefully people will see you for what you are and i always find like minded people tend to gravitate towards each other eventually so i am very organic in the people i meet personally .........
........... and if i and they like to have pictures of each other's parts in our mouths then so be it !! lol xxxx
Mwah ya nutter's !! xxxxxxxxxx
Awhhhhhh fanx Funks !! lol xxx
As for being proud ...... who said i was proud of it ??!! hehehehe
I remember em as RWB too S & N ..... but then again ..... i remember you as cmandcd too !! It were proper bo ..... i mean old skool i can tell thee !! hehehe. Mwah xxxxx
Hey Olivia ....... i'm old skool SP !! lol xxx
Some guys are just chancers and flashes in the pan ....... i'm just bladdy stubborn i think !! hehehe xxxx
Now as for your good self maam ..... just pace yourself ok !! mwah xxxxxx
Bladdy hell ........ invaluable advice from my lickle wabbits ..... having met them too, but how the hell did i miss their thread 1st time round and especially those bladdy fab booby cpl dissing me too ..... who i also met !! lol xxx
It also kinda shocked me how old the thread was ..... and how long i have been on SP too ........ awhhhhh those were the hey days of SP too tho !!
Have fun tho peeps ....... mwah xxxxx lol xxx
Bladdy hell S & N ...... i have just realised who you are again !!! DOH !! lol xxxx
........ well, i have been away for awhile !!
Good to see some peeps still remember ' Star Swingers ' eh ??!! lol xxxxx
Chat soon ya nutters - mwah xxxxx
Awwhhhhh why thank you Cey ..... i have just stumbled over this thread, and what can i say ??!! Apart from i am HUGELY flattered and i can only hope my pics have bought you as much joy as you being on cam has for me !! hehehehehe xxxx
My pics are just taken for fun really as that is what its all about as far as i am concerened ...... and yes, i do take most myself - apart from the obvious ones !! lol xxx
I flatter myseelf with very little really apart from being a nice genuine guy and i only hope my profile reflects that. I have the exact same attitue to swinging today that i had when i started swinging four years ago and its my attitude to people and life in general ...... i mean why should this or yourself be any different. I am always hugely flattered that anyone wants to meet me and i only hope that is apperent in my repect for the female / couple and i always know in what respect i visit people in.
As for MOTM ...... i am also afraid to say it smacks of more of a marketing tool to me as well ..... which is a shame - but hardly surprising !! It looks like a good concept but in reality it usually ends up being ill conceived .......anyone remember the good old ' star swingers ' section ??!! Say no more !! lol xxxx
Simply .......
Firstly:- What the fook were you doing on another site !! lol xxx
Secondly:- Yeah, i should have mentioned that Jed was on the same site and with a new partner.
Fourthly:- What the fook happpened to thirdly ??!!
and Fifthly:- What was i doing on another site ..... and babbling bollocks at !! lol xxxx
Another top tip for fake profiles tho ....... make a fake profile yourself professing to be hung like a Danish donkey, richer than the Aga Khan, that you are inanely boring and stupid and are totally careless and reckless with money ......... then mail ALL the fake profiles ....... just for fun !!! hehhehe
Oh yeah ....... and i forgot to mention that Micheal Barrymore and John Leslie can fook right off too along with Norton ......... but DREW Barrymore is a different story - yummy !!!
Blaze from Gladiators would also make the list ........ and there are more to come i bet !! lol xxxx
Lmao funky ....... but it said peeps you would like to swing with .... and i have already swung with you ( and hope to many more times ) despite your ever growing fan base !! lol xxxx
........ and you have got a bladdy cheek maam ..... i STILL didn't make your exhaustive revised orgy list - what is that all about !!! Grrrrrr !! hehehehe.
BTW Sid n Nancy ....... lets face it - there are some FAB celebs out there...... i was only just getting started !! I'd prefer to make most of them infamous tho for me shagging them rotten !! lol xx
Any celebs reading this now ....... get in touch ok ....... apart from Graham Norton who has REALLY already tried it on with me the dorty begger when he interviwed me for the Bigger Picture - i thnik he was thinking more of the ' Bigger Cock ' hehehe.
Mwah xxxxxxx
Keira Knightley ......just so damn cute and sexy at the same time ....... but i'd still like to corrupt her!!
Ellen Barkin...... just such a smouldering sexy look and SO dirty looking and i think she would tear me to bits - what a way to go !
Audrey Hepburn ..... i think i would just look at her all night in a black Chanel dress tho and stoke her hair - awwhhhhhh
Christina Aguilera ...... what a dorty skanky filth bag ..... but of course i still respect her !! lol xxx
Christina Hamilton ( of the VW Golf GTI ad back in the 80's where she drops everything apart from the car keys ) ....... just so classy, confident, demure and SO sexy - in fact she can HAVE my Golf !! lol xxx
Teri Hatcher, Eva Longoria Parker and Nicollette Sheridan .....they may be desperate housewives - but i would gladly do all their housework, clean their pools and mow their lawns !!
Cindy Crawford and Elle MacPherson ........ what proper supermodels should look like ...... timeless beauty !!
Nadine Velazquez and Jaime Pressly ....... they could could me Earl , Mamerduke or spank me and call me Barbara ...... i just wouldn't care !! lol xxxx
I could be here all night and sorry for all the stunning celebs i have left out atm - but it is i am full of flu and need more time to think ........ but there are a LOT more !!! Mwahahahahaha !! lol xxx
I met Kaynie and Jed at their swingers accom and a fab cpl they were too ...... i'll never forget Jed serving Htonhorny ( Sioux ) and me a full cooked English breakfast in just his undies ...... priceless and you can't buy service like that - plus the brekkie was FAB too !!
Kaynie is on another site i use now and her and Jed are no longer a cpl ...... but don't think that is just an invite for you to zoom in True !! lol xxxx
And bladdy ell Sid & Nancy ....... my best mate has just moved back from South Sea to Brighton ..... and i was due to visit him there soon - grrrrrrrrrr !!
Bladdy typical eh !! lol xxx
Awwhhh well ....... i am on a tour of the Sth sometime soon seeing my sister in Hertford and friends in Brighton and Reading ...... so watch the skies !! hehehe - mwah xxxxx
Naturally i have considered the cpls wanting to see the female with another female and to see the single femal spoiled too, and i myself LOVE to see this and have partcipated in such an activity with a bi girl i know and it bought them and me immense pleasure !! lol xxx
As i mentioned i respect EVERYONE'S individual choice but i have been doing this malarky long enought to also know MOST cpls seek only the elusive single bi fems ...... funny that too cos i know quite a few of them !! lol xxxx
Its ALL good fun ........ but can we all PLEASE work on getting True another meet sometime soon ..... the poor little sausage is in danger of becoming disillusioned and jaded with the whole scene ....... as if its something stacked in favour of cpls and single females or something ??!! hehehehe - mwah xxxxxxx
Well i just love greedy girls and them knowing what they want ...... so i would consider it my humble duty to attend Clifton - add me to the list mate !! lol xxxx
S & N ....... you really have no idea just how much tho !!! lol xxxx
Its all about having ' fun ' ....... i just wish more of you fab peeps would ' have ' me more often !! hehehehe - mwah xxxxxx
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Not going to argue Ceylon because whats inside is absolutely vital - but if thats what people really place such value upon, why is it that since losing weight and posting some more flattering pics, my success rate has increased?
Oh you shallow baztad True ....... you lost weight and took new pics THINKING that it was important to peeps when it isn't really ..... and you are therefore insulting peeps who may want to meet you by indirectly accusing them of the same shallowness that you have projected you cad and boundah !! lol xxxx
If peeps ever wanted to meet me purely for my looks, body and cock ...... i would tell them to fook off in a moment ..............
....... then remind them there was SO much more to me like my charm, personality, wit, my pure spirit and innoncence........
....... and naturally i would remind them of this as i was on my mobile driving to theirs !! Lmao xxxxxx :beer: 
But as for next time ............. GRRRRRRRR !! hehehehe mwah xxxxx 