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cutiecarly
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 38
Straight Male, 42
0 miles · Wellingborough
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right i know we are not the most regular of visitors to this site but even so we thought it would still be busy? have we missed something? we miss our regular jaunts to see our friends in the chat room etc. just wondering what has happened to a once lively fun site. any information welcomed ta.
Hey!! Ooo this new forum posting seems a little complicated...i can underline things if i want to! Great!! lol
Minimum age limit?! Im offended…. because then we couldn’t be here!! I was 18 when we joined this site and although I can be abit (a lot) dappy I think we can hold our own around any age of people.
And beauty is def in the eye of the beholder.
A little undersized? about as undersized as that statement!it looks like a feathery cocktail sausage!
you have plenty of spare toys? that paints an image of you rustling in a toy box looking for a transformer!(which would be great!) And we have decided to name our replacement of the can '2 litres' due to its size. we miss the can but we know you wont harm it!
.....or the toy gets it!
The 7up! we miss it so. but if you want a war you'll get one! Im sure you want the toy more than we want the 7up. so no you cant have your toy. it will take more than 7up to
get that back.
And as for your comments about our cock? you should be ashamed of your cock it looked malnourished last time we saw it, we thought about calling the rspca but i think they would just point and laugh.
i always thought it was about how drunk you get?
Anyway we're back to defend ourselves, although i dont see why we should have to, our chicken care has never been in question, we even did a better job than bernard matthews, our chickens never got bird flu,(well carly got a cold does that count?)
So you can hold the thread hostage we're not bothered, our cock along with your chicken have blossomed into the finest breeders around. And if we see another chicken of yours we like, i guarantee we'll steal again! once a fowl thief always a fowl thief! :moon:
When doing any kind of hair removal just make sure what ever you put onto the skin after has no fragrance added to the product.
Don't have a hot shower or a bath for at least 12 or so hours. Def no swimming etc for the same time length.
Obviously no tight cloths.
And if you do find yourself a little sensitive after then holding something cold to the area should make it feel more comfortable.
Personally i wouldn't suggest shaving down there on anyone at anytime. But some peoples skin have no reaction when doing this. Id say immac would be the best way forward but ive seen some people have really bad reactions with that as well. Maybe just try a little patch test and see how its goes.
God its like being back at work?? lol
Hope it goes well!! lol :moon: 
Well we went dogging once up north with a couple from the site. More just to see what it was like rather then committing to taking part extra.
It was basically 30 blokes standing around there cars, not a female or couple in sight other then us.
Like a herd of hyenas they came running over to the car hoping to get a good show, and some even looking to be involved. Clearly this wasn't going to happen.
We made a joke of it, but left as soon as we could. Was extremely funny for us lot as we were all together but I have to admit when they all came over I was so intimidated.
Unless previously arranged by people dogging does just seem to be blokes standing around, hoping someone will turn up. Not what im into personally, but if you like being surrounded by eyes then dogging would be for you! lol
Im sure others have had good experiences, but for us never again.
Hey Guys, we do have a meet arranged for the next weekend so if work permitting money etc then we would love to come. We had a wicked time last time! and i think it would be a little unfair to help bean celebrate and not baron!!!
Is there like a list of who would be going? Or is the 'list' the people who have showed interest on the forum?
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im not going to lie sudsy...it was a very geeky explanation. and you didnt really provide me with a way of fixing it??
Morkandmindy however were truly inspired and not only did they explain what was wrong but they found a quick and easy way around the problem with much amusement and hilarity to boot.
thank you morkandmindy xxxxx
We have just seen this thread and are offended that the fluffs could ever think they were not one of the greatest people on this site!!!!
Anyone who dont wanna talk to you...fuck them!! lol Obviously got bad taste!!
We and many others luv ya!!!
Carly n Mr Carly.
Mwahxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
P.S. Something about kilts??
OMG THE FLOWERS WORKED!!! LOL
No it is working now and can i just say a MASSIVE thank you to the wonderful MORK and MINDY who sat there on the phone and and talked us through how to fix the problem!!!!
Birthday boy has offered up his body for payment and thanks????
lol Thanks again guys xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Hey Guys,
Just to let you know that we didnt get a chance to book a room at the swinger hotel, but due to work and everything we are going to have to make a last minuet booking for the night so will end up at the travel lodge or something.
mwah xxxxxxxxxxx
thanks for all your help anyway wets xxx
Hey guys, we are are having a little trouble with our laptop and was wondering if anyone on the site would be able to help.
the problem only seems to happen when we are using the site, and it occurs when we try to contact a memeber, go into our private gallery, send or view a private gallery.
Our computer gives us the following message
Couldnt access private gallery table: You have an error in your SQL syntax near 'AND > now() ORDER BY dateadded DESC' at line 3
Or
Couldnt access video table: You have an error in your SQL syntax near 'AND auth > 0' at line 1
Does anyone know what this means and/or how to fix it.
Thanks xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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lol, You may think people will be saying "wow look at how much fun they're having" but in reality they'll be saying "Think those two have had a bit too much to drink!" :moon:[/quote]
Well obviously they will be thinking that!!! but doesnt change how much fun we are going to have compared to you two!! :devil:
Well thanks alot mork and mindy, now we know you dont want us there we def going!!! and we are going to have to so much fun that people will walk past and say wow look how much fun they are having and when they see you think hmm they look jelous of how much fun them two are having, i bet they wish they hadnt been mean to them about coming. pmsl
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