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curvysue
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 51
0 miles · Bristol
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THE GEOGRAPHY OF A
WOMAN
Between 18 and 20, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half-wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 21 and 30, a woman is like America. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35, she is like India. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, she is like Yugoslavia. Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, Very wide and borders are un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia. A glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.
After 70, they become like Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 15 and 90, a man is like Zimbabwe. Ruled by a dick.
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.
"You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy.
He turned to the second mum. "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He turns to the third mum. "Your obsession is alcohol.
This too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy"
At this point, the fourth mother gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers. "Come on, Dick, we're leaving."
Hi,
Kel, thanks for the great nite. I have just made it home. I long painful journey as my ankles are swollen from those bloody boots! :cry: Never again! But it was worth the journey & so glad I made the last minute decision to come along.
A special thanks to Ian for looking after me & for coming along on my taxi journey!!! 
& to the very kind gentleman who let me share his hotel room, so I didn't have to spend the night in my car! :P
Was great to meet some new peeps & lovely to see those I have met before.
All in all a great night.
& to the very kind gentleman who let me share his hotel room, so I didn't have to spend the night in my car! :P
Was great to meet some new peeps & lovely to see those I have met before.
All in all a great night. But people who host a party every week, have costs for exampe, buffet, hot tubs, cleaning. Is it unfair for them to charge for this? They may not be making a profit or running a business, just covering their costs.
I have see quite a few questions being asked in the chatroom regarding parties & clubs, maybe it should be considered as a forum, so peoply can advertise them & others can leave their opinions. Some other sites do this.
Sue xxxx
However, luckily I am a member of another site, where this is looking like more than a possibility!!! :P :doggy:OK, those who know me, may know that I have never had an MMF. It is my fantasy & finally I am going to do something about it. I plan to (hopefully) arrange it within the next couple of weeks. Either wkend of 19th or 20th/ 01 or 9th/10th /02. So interested parties, who have a face pic, please feel free to get in conatct. If you dont have a face pic, its not worth your while getting in contact to be honest. I live in surrey, so bear that in mind. Look forward to hopefully getting some sexy replies xxxxx
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