Covariant's Forum Posts

23 Jul 2008

False. Let's say I had the best orgasm possible. How would I ever know for sure? I'd keep trying to have a better one, and being disappointed. The person below me would consider surgery to make their assets bigger.

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21 Jul 2008

True...woke up right after though. Was quite a realistic dream. And, er, messy. The person below me has topped a lover with delicious jam.

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20 Jul 2008

True...but last time I tried it, she didn't make her saving throw against my rod, staff or wand, plus I had to scrub my d20s for an hour to get them clean. The person below me has used a detachable showerhead for reasons other than hygeine.

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20 Jul 2008

False -- you can go down on a blow up doll for hours without anything happening, so what's the point? The person below me has had a vegetable inside them. And I don't mean their stomach.

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18 Jul 2008

[i]Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck Screw a kangaroo Fingerbang an orangutang Support your local zoo[/i] (As recited to me by someone I know who at the time worked in the invertebrate house at the National Zoo in Washington, DC.) (She was off-duty at the time.) (We later made out in the octopus tank. ;) )

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16 Jul 2008

Hi, I'm brand new. (I'll put pics up soon, I'm just not near any at the moment). I'm based in Cardiff. I want to start slow, online chatting & flirting...I've never done anything like this before, though I've wanted to for a long time. I'm just hoping to find a girl (or girls) I can have a good time with. (On which note, I'm not into MMF and it says so in my advert, so what's with all the messages from people lookinf for that?) --"Rudy"

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