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Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 55
Straight Male, 50
0 miles · Airdrie

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:notes::love:The worlds shortest fairy talesurprisednce upon a time,a guy asked a girl "will you marry me?" the girl said "no" and she lived happily ever after,went shopping,drank wine with friends,always had a clean house,never had to cook,had a wardrope full of shoes and handbags, stay skinny and was never farted on . the end
Boy asks mum "how do u spell clitoris?" mum replies "go ask your dad it was on the tip of his tongue this morning":happy::lol2::lol2::lol2:
:crazy:bluey dont u go without giving us your email address. were gonna miss u on here babe. hope everything goes well for a special crazy lady :evil2: mr mrs muff xxxxxx
:rose:will miss you on here claire. but hopefully see you soon to catch up . take care babe muffin xx
:happy:great to have you back HOTS :thrilled:see you guys in the chatroom soonwave
:rose:take care mo+si we will miss you in the chatroom mo. but glad to know you and si are ok hun .take care off each other and be happy sendin ya a big hug muffin xxxxxwave
:rose:take care little star you will be missed in the chatroom . muffin
:sticky :dohsurprisedh sorry fluffy think we ran over him at grenta services on the way home from newcastle :upset:oh wait did u say horace was a redhead:P poor we horace gone ta heaven: na wait think the one wee ran over was a brunette:thumbup: so wee horace lives to perve another day:happy:if i see him fluffy will send him home done in batterinnocentwa brown sause and a pickle bolt muffin xxxxx
:crazy:agree with ceylon . blue my eye looks just as bad hun so dont worry .i thought about not coming but cant help how we look hun .so where going to have a ball sore eye or no sore eye.:cheers:told you we can hide in the cornerblinkso see you in newcastle babe :happy: and to everyone else who thinks i'm winking at them :doh:its my sore eye honest:happy:muffin xxxx
:doh:hi debbie sorry for slow reply but dont read threads very often . hope your feeling better soon sis everyone misses you in chat room .get plenty off rest :sleeping:chat soon muff xxxxx
:doh:kath i'm as bad as you . have no clue which holidayinnexpress i'm booked into when i find out i'll let u know :P janice x
:thumbup:closest meet 7miles furthest meet 57 milesboink and for you g4 we would travel all the way:thrilled: xxxxxxxxxxx muffin xxxx
:rose:ye debbie i agree with all the are a star . you are there for we know your not to well at the moment:upset:so we are all here for you u mind get plenty off rest:sleeping:muffin xxx
:boo:merry christmas and a swinging new year every one :cheers:cheers muffin :rose: [color="red"][/color]