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Lioness1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 65
0 miles · Derbyshire
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Warming the Bed
The size of the cock doesn't matter to me
the biggest cock i had was my ex husbands who i never had a orgasim through penetrative sex with
My partner now is a touch smaller but can make me have a orgasim every time through penetrative sex
So it is obviously how there use it
Warming the Bed
Imagine if all major retailers started making there own condoms and kept there tag line...
Tesco condoms, every little helps
Nike condoms, just do it
Peugeot condoms, the ride of your life
KFC condoms, finger licking good
Ever ready condoms, keep going and going and going
Pringles condoms, once you pop one you can\'t stop
Burger king condoms, home of the whopper
Andrex condoms, soft strong and very long
Polo condoms, the one with the hole Opps!
Warming the Bed
A guy of 55 goes out night clubbing
Pulls a woman of 57 well fit for her age
there drank a bit had a bit of a snog then the woman asked him have you ever had a mother/daughter 3sum
He replies no i\'ve never been that lucky
She said well tonight is your lucky night
There went back to her place she opens the front door and shouts up the stairs
Mum you still awake ?
