She is Coffee: smoker, short, loud, larger lady, highly sexed, and has a disability caused by a horrible condition called Hidradenitis Suppurativa.

HS is a non-contagious skin condition where the sweat glands become infected and leave scar tissue, this means some movement is difficult, sometimes very difficult. This does not mean she can't enjoy sex in fact it means she chooses to make the most of life and try to enjoy every moment!

Yes she swears it is part of her "fiferness", no she isn't very ladylike but lets be real here is that what you are looking for?

He is Cake: smoker, taller, slimmer, BI, slightly quieter, has Wilsons Disease and uses a cane (not for that you kinky person you)

Wilsons Disease is normally where you would have too much copper in your system, however Cake has a much rarer form where he has no copper, unfortunately this means he is a bit wobbly on his feet sometimes.

Again he chooses not to let this hold him back we just get a little more creative when our conditions flare up.

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What we are looking for, at this point it is easier to tell you what we are not looking for as we change who and what we are looking for at times.

Coffee would like messages to not just be text talk, she is old and can't read it.

We would like bi or bi curious people, however we can and have played straight.

We really don't want guys who don't want Cake looking at them as they play.

We are a couple, Coffee does not meet men or couples alone.

We always meet in a public place for a drink or coffee before playing, this is not negotiable, we will not give out our address to people we have not met before, nor would we expect others to do so.

We say we do not accom because we cannot have people at our home overnight.

We cannot meet at the drop of a hat, we have family responsibilities they must always come first.

We will not add people who have not spoken to us, so please chat then send friend requests

We would like people who don’t mind a bit of chatting as Coffee uses the chat rooms here (not offsite places she is old remember) if you struggle to chat it’s unlikely you will like us as we are very chatty when you get to know us

We don’t care for dick pics (Cake has one and Coffee knows what one looks like) but if you have a face pic or want to cam and show us your face or body in the chat room here please feel free . . .

We have a phone we BOTH have access to this is the number we give out.