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Beowulf1Lioness1
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Male, 63
Straight Female, 65
0 miles · Derbyshire
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[quote user=venusformars]I recently purchased a teddy bear for £10.
I named it Mohammed.
I then sold it for £20.
My Question is ….
Have I made a Prophet ..????[/quote]
:giggle::giggle::giggle:...someone sent me that one by txt the other day.....darnt repeat the one that followed it!!
improved chat room with ability to block individuals from whispering to you
improved member search......STILL does not bring ppl up in a list with reference to when they were last on like it used to.....ie:....someone who was on yesterday comes up after someone who hasnt been on for 2 weeks or more.....you have to open every profile to check
[quote user=lunaria] I would certainly like to see is the introduction of an alphabetical system for reporting who is on line [/quote]
thats easy...i just hop into an empty room every now and then and back again.....puts the list into alphabetical order......then the newly arriving ppl just go on top.....15 mins later just do it again to refresh it...but i wwould like to see a thing where no activity for 30 mins or so results in being booted......see too many ppl being logged in yet re not actually there.....normally a cam of an empty chair :giggle:
[quote user=miss_ccrider]why are old people allowed to go through express checkouts in supermarkets, when clearly there aint anything express about them,and they never have there money ready to pay, they have to hunt for it.
Why cant there be a penionser lane just for them, to talk to each other and discuss how much bread has gone up.
Can you tell i used to work in the express checkout at a supermarket :giggle::giggle:[/quote]
and why when two pairs of old people meet in a supermarket do they decide to stand and talk for twenty minutes but in the most awkward place in the supermarket.....always at the end of the ailse thats the busiest for people wanting to get by....and they are totally oblivious to the trouble they are causing!
and something else.....and this is aimed at everybody not the noobs........update your profile occasionally.....im tired of looking at profiles that say 'new at this' and theyve been a member for over 18 months!!.....sorry but you are new if you only been here a few months
sorry fruity.....rant over......normal service has been restored :happy:
id like to add my 2 pennoth worth.....ive been a single guy on here and now as a couple ive seen both sides of the coin
first off....like fruity says.......respect, politeness and patience counts for everything....dont expect the first girlie you speak to is gonna want you.....dont expect that this place is gonna offer very easy sex....your gonna be very very disapointed.....single guys have to work very hard to get any where.....take your time to build freindly realtionships with people first......chat in the chat room to get yourself known.....
as now a couple i get to see the mail people send to us....oh boy do people need to smarten up thier acts.....a single line justaint gonna do it.....and another thing....make sure you have some pics on your profile.....especially a face pic...even if its in the private gallery....
and somthing thats annoying me at the mo....take time to look at and read peoples profiles..(even when you are in the chatroom and go to whisper)....waste of time contacting someone if you dont fit what you are looking for....they will not even bother replying and you will be sat there thinking 'why dosnt anyone ever reply to me'....
[quote user=debbie1959]
Another point I would like to raise,is can we have multiple cams,as i do like to see the person/s i`m chatting to.
[/quote]
from what ive heard thats gonna happen when we get the upgrade sometime...we are used to using 'webchat'...that allows you to watch 3 cams at once
...also heard the upgrade will allow you to block individuals as well.......
...also heard the upgrade will allow you to block individuals as well....... It was spring in the old west.
The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails looking for cattle that survived
the winter.
As one cowboy's horse went around the narrow trail, it came upon a rattlesnake
warming itself in the spring sunshine. The horse reared and the cowboy drew
his six-gun to shoot the snake.
"Hold on there, partner," said the snake, "don't shoot- I'm an enchanted
rattlesnake, and if you don't shoot me, I'll give you any three wishes you
want."
The cowboy decided to take a chance. He knew he was safely out of the snake's
striking range. He said, "OK, first, I'd like to have a face like Clark Gable,
then, I'd like a build like Arnold Schwarzenegger, and finally, I'd like
sexual equipment like this here horse I'm riding."
The rattlesnake said, "All right, when you get back to the bunk house you'll
have all three wishes."
The cowboy turned his horse around and galloped at full speed all the way to
the bunk house. He dismounted on the run and went straight inside to the
mirror.
Staring back at him in the mirror was the face of Clark Gable.
He ripped the shirt off his back and revealed bulging, rippling muscles, just
like Arnold Schwarzenegger. Really excited now, he tore down his jeans, looked
at his crotch and shouted...
"Oh My God... I was riding the MARE!
:banghead::banghead:thanks for bumping ceylon....been looking for this thread for ages :happy:
A girl is standing at The Gates Of Heaven when she hears horrible screams of pain and torture coming from inside.
She says to St. Peter, "What's going on?"
He says, "That's the sound of new angels getting big holes drilled into their backs for their wings, and small holes drilled into their heads for their halos."
She says, "Heaven sounds terrible. I think maybe I'd rather go to Hell."
St. Peter says, "In Hell, you'll be constantly and sodomized."
She says, "That's okay. I've already got holes for that."
