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I'm guessing that its been affected by the migration work to sp v2 Debbie. There is lots of work going on behind the scenes at the moment so odd bits of te site may malfunction for a while. There have been some problems in other areas too.....all minor problems though.[/quote]
actually its always been like that......i been here nearly a year and ive seen it many many times.....must be a glitch in the code
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Beowulf1Lioness1
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Male, 63
Straight Female, 65
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When i met Beowulf ( 9 mths ago) I had no idea he was into swinging
I love this guy dearly and thought nothing could change that
But the day he told me that he was into swinging we sat and chatted about things
which is when i decided to join as well
i can honestly say i feel closer to him now
Its not a case of im sharing him with anyone else its just we are meeting up with people for some fun and excitement
Its me he goes home with later
So in answer to your question Beo has carried on swinging even after meeting someone Lynn x x x :P :P :P
Post edited 29-08-2007 8:14
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This needs to be done so that we can move the site over to new hardware, this is in preparation for the new version of sp.
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ooooooooh.....spangly new server i hope :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:....might speed it up a little
thanks nick
Post edited 24-08-2007 9:18
[quote user=jayne_damian]A MESSAGE TO EVERYONE
Them what do spoil the fun for everyone, just remember that your actions are noted by other members on site and the chance's of you having any sort of encounter with people from the site is reduced to zero. So treat people how you would like to be treated, and remembr the site isn't a cattle market and most members are fussy to whom them swing with.
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nicely put j_d.....only snag is that the idiots are unlikely to read it......they dont venture in to the forum ...........(probably cos they find it hard to read and would rather look at pictures/cams 
).....but like you say, anything nasty is always remembered by others, and the regulars will always whisper amongst themselves.........they are just wasting their time...........politeness and good manners cost nothing
and teecee.....you get any more probs, just ask any mod or established member whos in there at the time for help dealing with the creeps....believe me you will get it.....seen it happen loads of times (its actually fun flaming them but dont tell the mods :devil: :devil: :devil: :lol: :lol: )
Post edited 24-08-2007 9:09
Post edited 24-08-2007 9:10
).....but like you say, anything nasty is always remembered by others, and the regulars will always whisper amongst themselves.........they are just wasting their time...........politeness and good manners cost nothing
and teecee.....you get any more probs, just ask any mod or established member whos in there at the time for help dealing with the creeps....believe me you will get it.....seen it happen loads of times (its actually fun flaming them but dont tell the mods :devil: :devil: :devil: :lol: :lol: )
Post edited 24-08-2007 9:09
Post edited 24-08-2007 9:10 A man wakes up in hospital, bandaged from head to foot.
The doctor comes in and says "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now
You probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the motorway."
"You're going to be OK, you'll walk again, everything, but something
Happened. I'm trying to break this gently but your penis was chopped off in
The wreck and we were unable to find it."
Now the bloke groans a bit but the doctor goes on, "You've got £9000
Compensation coming to you and we have the technology now to build you a
New penis that will work as well as your old one did, better in fact. But
The thing is, it doesn't come cheap. It's a thousand pounds an inch."
The bloke perks up at this. "So the thing is" the doctor says, "it's for
You to decide how many inches you want. But it's something you'd better
Discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before and you
Decide to go for a nine incher she might be a bit put out. But if you had a
Nine inch one before and you decide only to invest in a five incher this
Time she might be disappointed. So it's important that she plays a role in
Helping you make the decision."
So the bloke agrees to talk with his wife and the doctor comes back the
Next day.
"So" says the doctor "Have you spoken with your wife?"
"I have." says the fellow.
"And has she helped you in making the decision?"
"She has" says the bloke.
"And what is it?" asks the doctor. . .
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"We're having a new kitchen".
as an aside to this, you mentioned postcodes and not knowing them.......i use a postcode sorting site ......you put in the first bit of the postcode and it gives you the area it belongs to
obviously i cant post it on here cos it will get deleted/censored but if any one wants it just mail us and i will disguise it back to you.....its really useful.....of course you could just use google to find it or a similer one for yourselves 
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Post edited 22-08-2007 19:22
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Post edited 22-08-2007 19:22 Harry is getting along in years and finds that he is unable to perform sexually. He finally goes to his doctor, who tries a few things but nothing seems to work. So the doctor refers him to an American Indian medicine man. The medicine man says, "I can cure this." That said, he throws a white powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. Then he says, "This is powerful medicine. You can only use it once a year. All you have to do is say '123' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!" The guy then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to continue?" The medicine man replies: "All you or your partner has to say is 1234, and it will go down. But be warned -- it will not work again for another year!"
Harry rushes home, eager to try out his new powers and prowess. That night he is ready to surprise Joyce. He showers, shaves, and puts on his most exotic shaving lotion. He gets into bed, and lying next to her says, "123." He suddenly becomes more aroused than anytime in his life ... just as the medicine man had promised. Joyce, who had been facing away, turns over and asks, "What did you say 123 for?"
And that, my friends, is why you shouldn't end a sentence with a preposition.
One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a lonesome miner came down from the
mountains and walked into a saloon in the nearest town. "I'm lookin' for the
meanest, roughest and toughest whore in the Yukon!" he said to the bartender.
"Well, we got her!" replied the barkeep. "She's upstairs in the second room on
the right." The miner handed the bartender a gold nugget to pay for the whore and
two beers.
He grabbed the bottles, stomped up the stairs, kicked open the second door on the
right and yelled, "I'm lookin' for the meanest, roughest and toughest whore in
the Yukon!"
The woman inside the room looked at the miner and said, "You found her!" Then she
stripped naked, bent over and grabbed her ankles. "How do you know I want to do
it in that position?" asked the miner.
"I don't," replied the whore, "but I thought you might like to open those beers
first."
i just had to google this old gag :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Top ten things MEN would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day:
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a handheld mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do the splits. 7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet. 6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. 5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes...BEFORE closing time. 4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. 3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video. 2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too... And, the NUMBER ONE thing men would do if they woke up with a vagina... 1. Finally find that damned G-spot.
Top ten things WOMEN would do if they woke up and had a penis for a day: 10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal. 6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently. 5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm. 4. Touch/shift yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem. 3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks. 2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement. And, the NUMBER ONE thing women would do if they woke up with a penis... 1. Repeat number 9.
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Top ten things MEN would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day:
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a handheld mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do the splits. 7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet. 6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. 5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes...BEFORE closing time. 4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. 3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video. 2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too... And, the NUMBER ONE thing men would do if they woke up with a vagina... 1. Finally find that damned G-spot.
Top ten things WOMEN would do if they woke up and had a penis for a day: 10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal. 6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently. 5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm. 4. Touch/shift yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem. 3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks. 2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement. And, the NUMBER ONE thing women would do if they woke up with a penis... 1. Repeat number 9. A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot?"
The parrot says, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot."
"Holy crap," the guy replies. "You actually understood and answered me!"
"I got every word," says the parrot. "I happen to be a highly intelligent thoroughly educated bird."
"Oh yeah?" the guy asks, "Then answer this -- how do you hang onto your perch without any feet?"
"Well," the parrot says, "this is very embarrassing but since you asked, I wrap my weenie around this wooden bar like a little hook. You can't see it because of my feathers."
"Wow," says the guy. "You really can understand and speak English can't you?"
"Actually, I speak both Spanish and English, and I can converse with reasonable competence on almost any topic: politics, religion, sports, physics, philosophy. I'm especially good at ornithology. You really ought to buy me. I'd be a great companion."
The guy looks at the $20000 price tag. "Sorry, but I just can't afford that."
"Pssssssst," says the parrot, "I'm defective, so the truth is, nobody wants me cause I don't have any feet. You can probably get me for $20; just make the guy an offer!"
The guy offers $20 and walks out with the parrot.
Weeks go by. The parrot is sensational. He has a great sense of humor, he's interesting, he's a great pal, he understands everything, he sympathizes, and he's insightful. The guy is delighted.
One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot goes, "Psssssssssssst," ! and motions him over with one wing. "I don't know if I should tell you this or not, but it's about your wife and the postman."
"What are you talking about?" asks the guy.
"When the postman delivered the mail today, your wife greeted him at the door in a sheer black nightie."
"WHAT???" the guy asks incredulously. "THEN what happened?"
"Well, then the postman came into the house and lifted up her nightie and began petting her all over," reported the parrot.
! "NO!" he exclaims. "And she let him?"
"Yes. Then he continued taking off the nightie! , got down on his knees and began to kiss her all over...."
Then the frantic guy demands, "THEN WHAT HAPPENED?"
"Damned if I know. I got a hard-on and fell off my perch!"
