PLEASE READ CAREFULLY AND IN ENTIRETY if you are tempted to message us in chat or via mail. 

Experience and long conversations about what *really* turns each other on has led to seek VERY specific things. If you don't fall into these categories, best not to waste your time with us. (See below)

***If we cannot see pics (plural) within one or two clicks of your profile page then don't bother contacting us. "I can send some" doesn't wash. Same applies to profiles with little or no info on them.***

"Bare" refers to naturism, not risky sex. That's not to say that we *always* play 100% safe, but in order to qualify we'd need to a) have you as a regular, b) know that (like us) you are tested regularly and have a clean bill of health, and c) have a note from your mum that you're allowed out to play.

Now the "Bi" bit. We are bisexuals. Not just in the swinger, "I'll dabble if it means I get laid" sense. We are *really* bi. As in, a bit queer. As in, we count ourselves as part of the LGBT community. If you have any opinions that are even slightly homophobic / biphobic / transphobic then as far as we are concerned, you are an oxygen thief. Jog on. (Reading the Daily Mail is an equivalent crime.)

Let's talk hair. We (nearly) all like women smooth bodied, n'est pas? Smooth legs, armpits, interesting bits... and especially faces, we're guessing. It's so much more sensual, sexy, tactile and visual. Yes, we agree! But here's the thing... if that *only* applies to women, then what we have there is sexist bullshit. All the reasons we like our women smooth, apply to the boys too. Looks better, feels better, prevents friction burns, unpleasant smells lingering, and prevents the fun having to stop while you pluck your teeth. So if one half of your couple is Chewbacca-like in their Hair Pride, then it's a no from us. Oh, and that includes beards. (You too, ladies!)

We are real people, with real lives. We work hard, study hard (lifelong learning etc etc) and are active in all sorts of ways in our community. (Yes, yes - we're bleeding heart liberal lefties!) This means "Are you free this morning?" messages are futile. No, we're not. We plan ahead. We also travel a lot to play. Watch out for our travel plans. (See bottom of profile.)

Finally, we are playful kinksters, culture vultures, good friends, and down-to-earth ordinary people. Some weekends we're at the opera. Or theatre. Or in a banging club. Or wrapped in latex at a fetish party. Or at a gig. Or exploring a foreign city. Or on a political demo. Or knee-deep in naked bodies at a swingers' club. Or walking the dog for miles across the moors before seeking sanctuary in a little pub with a roaring fire. You get the gist. Don't try to label us - we'll defy it. 

With us so far? Then say say hello, IF you fall into our "Highly Desirable" categories:

1. Younger (20-35) bi male that would tend to be more sub in the presence of an older, more experienced man

2. Older, FIT, and hung bi male that would tend to be more dominant in the presence of a (ever so slightly) younger, fit, smooth-bodied male (Remarkably, categories 1 & 2 are at Ms B&B's request - for her voyeuristic pleasure!)

3. Bi women, from curious younger to experienced (and busty?!) mature

4. Fit, hung, but intelligent and respectful black men (bi to the front of the queue) - not into "thug" wannabes or guys whose profiles need to stress the "100% straight, alpha male" stuff about six times in the a couple of paragraphs!

5. Kinksters - any and all! The psychology and diversity of sexuality fascinates us. We won't necessarily play with you all ("You do WHAT with custard and dwarves?!") but we may well meet you for a drink and a fascinating chat....

6. Attractive, sexy couples.... because sometimes, that's all we need... a good ol' romp with people like us.

Now, be warned that if your message to us reveals that you have clearly not bothered to read ALL this (e.g. "You free today?") then you're blocked. Life, dear people, is just too short...

S&J xx