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im quite new here and i dont have much success yet? im loking for single females or two females?! It wants nobody right too me!! please right i am very fellow guy!! Look forward to hearing from you :clap:
Not sure you will get too many replies with a profile like yours! ad some pics & stuff and then maybe.....
[quote user=seban]im quite new here and i dont have much success yet? im loking for single females or two females?! [/quote] Well I guess you must be disappointed.....you've just joined, and no females have thrown themselves at you yet??? I'd ask for a refund!! Isn't life a bitch? lol Post edited 21-01-2006 11:16
Oh God another one! BTW Seban this is S W I N G E R Personals not No-Strings-Quick-Shag-Sex-Personals.
Does anyone have a surgical needle and thread they can lend me? I really must try and stitch up these sides of mine, which split as I read the original post! Post edited 21-01-2006 15:53
What does it actually say? smile
Not sure really cmandcd... I think it says... WANNA SHAG??? but somehow dont think that'll happen lol
We can interpret for the textually challenged out there in swinging land. It simply means 'I am a great shag, but my knuckles hurt from dragging on the ground!'...pmsl
OMG.. I'm soo glad some one can interpret for these neanderthals!! lol where would we be without you jelandn! :lol:
no offence meant btw!! lol
thank you all for you replays!! sad
Thats ok but you really should take some advise from us all & sort out your profile & pics if you want to get anywhere... also be patient!
[quote user=seban]im quite new here and i dont have much success yet? im loking for single females or two females?! It wants nobody right too me!! please right i am very fellow guy!! Look forward to hearing from you :clap: se well we are fairly new to babe an we asked the peeps on here to have a look an they gave us some really good ideas . they dont always work but hey we live an learn . not a lot talik to us but we dont spit the dummy out we will be noticed in time (we hope lol) sort your pics rewrite profile an be patient oh an come out of the cave caz xx
[quote user=swingin_cat]Does anyone have a surgical needle and thread they can lend me? I really must try and stitch up these sides of mine, which split as I read the original post! Post edited 21-01-2006 15:53[/quote] AMBULANCE for Mr cat!!!!! He broke a rib laughing!!! :devil:
[quote user=cop66]AMBULANCE for Mr cat!!!!! He broke a rib laughing!!! :devil:[/quote] Yes cop! I was eating it at the time, and the bloody thing wedged in my throat! lol
thats ok! boot i dont hew pictures from me now! if enybody wonts too meet mee i'm always ready!!