I would say that 5 inches is average, and have met some exciting meets with men of average size. Again if it is attatched to a lovely guy with equally lovely fingers and tongue then a good recipe for a fun eve.
I would say 7" plus is big. 9" is o my god, thats not gonna fit my botty exit area lol.
Love men of all sizes average and above. I am not a small woman so like men who have a bit of girth especially.
Technique is more important tho for me. Just love to have a great eve with some damn good sex maybe. O yes, what am I doing this eve..... mmmm cant wait for my meet xx
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Talking of Bum Loving ... reminded me of a conversation I heard waiting for a train yesterday.
Two women were talking, and one was giving the other her email address. She read out the first part, then said "Oh - and the 'c6' has a bottom slash in it".
Now, I was going crazy trying to work out what the hell a bottom slash was (especially as her own bottom, in her tight jodhpurs, was rather cute). Her friend looked equally puzzled, so the first women said "you know - one of those dash thingys that sits on the line"
First time I've heard an "underscore" called a "bottom slash". Made me chuckle though 
Sex God
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm bum lovin!!
Sex God
well tis like this dr......
i love both.....givin and omg recievin.....infact i prefer bum luvin to pussy fuckin......
:rotflmao:
and i dont kno wot u mean sexy cey.....:thumbup:
funky nutta xx
:rotflmao:
and i dont kno wot u mean sexy cey.....:thumbup:
funky nutta xx [quote user=sudsy]Talking of Bum Loving ... reminded me of a conversation I heard waiting for a train yesterday.
Two women were talking, and one was giving the other her email address. She read out the first part, then said "Oh - and the 'c6' has a bottom slash in it".
Now, I was going crazy trying to work out what the hell a bottom slash was (especially as her own bottom, in her tight jodhpurs, was rather cute). Her friend looked equally puzzled, so the first women said "you know - one of those dash thingys that sits on the line"
First time I've heard an "underscore" called a "bottom slash". Made me chuckle though [/quote]
I didn't know you could slash from your bottom... :crazy:
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I didn't know you could slash from your bottom... :crazy: Sexpert
[quote user=oliviak]Well the biggest I have had is about 10" and that was literally OUCH! When he dropped his pants I think I may have recoiled in horror and the thought that was going through my head at the time was 'Oh my GOD! What the hell am I supposed to do with THAT!' I honestly thought that something like that was only in porn films and thought it must have been trick photography or clever camera angles...so anyway my point is that to me 8 inches is VWE cos that is about the limit my girl bits can take and at that length it can reach my g-spot just perfectly. Any more than that is just a waste on me.
But yes I do agree with MWM that is does depend on the girlie and how she is built to what she would consider to be well endowed.
nyway, now if only I could get this much written in my bleedin uni essay....[/quote]
:evil2::evil2::giggle::giggle::giggle::happy::happy::happy:
[quote user=northlondon12]So all aboard funkydiva`s anal train then an dont forget ya KY. I actually prefer pussy luvin to bum luvin an before you say anyfin funks nothin goes up my bum it`s an exit area only.:crazy::crazy:
:borg::borg::borg::borg:[/quote]
Northy so what happens if a lady says well as your botty is an exit area only then mine is too lol. never think men think of this lol xx
Sex God
fooooooooooooooooooooooka wot the foook???
Sex God
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh i kno now!!:doh:
[quote user=funkydiva35]well tis like this dr......
i love both.....givin and omg recievin.....infact i prefer bum luvin to pussy fuckin......:rotflmao:
and i dont kno wot u mean sexy cey.....:thumbup:
funky nutta xx[/quote]
You love bum luv Funks, and I luv you.... Even more now... As I've never had a case of farmer Giles (lol North), you can't beat a bit of bum luv.... Givin n receivin.. There is nothing hornier than being "done" with a strap on... :doggy::doggy:
2 much time spent in the shower with a bottle of oil and a vibro.. mmmmmmm.. Am I sharing too much???
Righ, where's me oil.....
DD
:rotflmao:
and i dont kno wot u mean sexy cey.....:thumbup:
funky nutta xx[/quote]
You love bum luv Funks, and I luv you.... Even more now... As I've never had a case of farmer Giles (lol North), you can't beat a bit of bum luv.... Givin n receivin.. There is nothing hornier than being "done" with a strap on... :doggy::doggy:
2 much time spent in the shower with a bottle of oil and a vibro.. mmmmmmm.. Am I sharing too much???
Righ, where's me oil.....
DD 
Casanova
[quote user=tiffany_mark]size really doesnt matter as long as its clean i think if its over 8.5 inch its a no go for me i dont fancy spliting in any which way, but tbh if a guy puts vwe it puts me off because it makes me think they either love them self or are very vain. unless theyve seen every other man in the worlds how do they no what big is
anyway that my rant over not back to funk!!! so wen we having bum fun
lOve Tiff xxxxxxxxxxxxx :kiss[/quote] tiff i do the same, its a defo no go if it says vwe big or any other comments that sounds like the chap fancies himself, usually means crap shagger lol
anyway that my rant over not back to funk!!! so wen we having bum fun
lOve Tiff xxxxxxxxxxxxx :kiss[/quote] tiff i do the same, its a defo no go if it says vwe big or any other comments that sounds like the chap fancies himself, usually means crap shagger lol Casanova
oh btw width girth is much better than length give me a 9inch cock by 3inch anyday im only little so thats plenty enough
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One thought... if you did have a 12" cock where would you put the fooka in normal day to day life. Feeding the ducks at the park in a pair of shorts could be life threatening...
[quote user=jackkkk8]One thought... if you did have a 12" cock where would you put the fooka in normal day to day life. Feeding the ducks at the park in a pair of shorts could be life threatening...[/quote]
I would guess clever use of strapping might get you through most situations. If a hard-on did happen, I think you can be arrested for concealing a deadly weapon. It could have you're eye out..
Never had that problem, 'cause I'm not 12"... more like 7.5........
Forum Virgin
copper: I need to search you son
12: why
Copper: I think you have a concealed weapon
12: no thats my cock
copper: oh
Sex God
guess wot.....................
i still cant sleep.........
With all this cock and arse talk, may I just switch your attention over to the pussy area for a mo?
We all know everyone's different, but the size of the cock AND the size of a pussy should be equally important shouldn't it?
I mean,I've been having some fun and thinking mmm this is gonna be sooo tight and as I gently fiddle away with her ladylove door, I've slipped right in up to the wrist!(wriggling around like a lizard in a tin comes to mind...)Shock and horror are things I've tried to hide in front of many a person for various reasons(unsaid - natch!)
So girls are lucky that they get a pre-warning of whats to come, but you poor guys won't know what to expect till you in balls deep!
Sex God
fooooooooooooooooooooka trust u!!
id like to add agen....my tunts v tite!!....
