yeah beats a man any day....no stamina...:doh:.
robot may hav the edge on stamina but ur not pushin a duracell up my arse !
Sniffing Divas fingers I`d rather taste,feck it go the whole hog,suck on her pussy.
they say everything tastes like chicken..wonder if its the same for funky =p
havent u heard sexy peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeps, i taste like pineapples!! xx
SWEET Pineapple Juice Yummy mmmmmmmmmm,can it be Bottled?
"roll up, roll get your bottle of funky's pineappple juice only £5 or £8 for two"
are there any jobs in your pineapple juice bottling factory funk??? :P
Is that a pint litre or gallon bottle ?
depends what mood I catch her in...2 pints per squirt
Gotta stick my oar in on this one guys.... The first woman I fucked (she was fairly mature) put her hand on my knob and said I was very well endowed. Being a kid (and pretty naive) I didn't really get her drift. But ever since, most people have said I'm "huge". So, I'll tell you exactly how big I am - no cheating - 7" stiff, measured from the top - exactly where the shaft leaves the body (and no pushing the measure in!!) - to the tip of my bell end. I suppose I'm fairly thick too. I think I look big because I'm slim - but that's my full measurement guys! When I'm slack I can be fairly big too, so I suppose I'm a mixed up shower and grower. In cold water i shrink to nothing, with my cock hidden deep in my foreskin. I really think all this talk of anything over even 8" is utter crap!
[quote user=garykl]Gotta stick my oar in on this one guys.... The first woman I fucked (she was fairly mature) put her hand on my knob and said I was very well endowed. Being a kid (and pretty naive) I didn't really get her drift. But ever since, most people have said I'm "huge". So, I'll tell you exactly how big I am - no cheating - 7" stiff, measured from the top - exactly where the shaft leaves the body (and no pushing the measure in!!) - to the tip of my bell end. I suppose I'm fairly thick too. I think I look big because I'm slim - but that's my full measurement guys! When I'm slack I can be fairly big too, so I suppose I'm a mixed up shower and grower. In cold water i shrink to nothing, with my cock hidden deep in my foreskin. I really think all this talk of anything over even 8" is utter crap![/quote]
Some of us are bigger than that....
7" is more than enough for me... just the perfect length to... ahem.... hit the spot so to speak lol
well...looks like im out of this game then =p i'll just over compensate with my bike
Re 8" - I've seen enough cocks in my day - slack and stiff, and I honestly think anything over 8 inches stiff is extremely rare. But also, I'm sure loads of guys just fib about this!
[quote user=brujah][quote user=garykl]Gotta stick my oar in on this one guys.... The first woman I fucked (she was fairly mature) put her hand on my knob and said I was very well endowed. Being a kid (and pretty naive) I didn't really get her drift. But ever since, most people have said I'm "huge". So, I'll tell you exactly how big I am - no cheating - 7" stiff, measured from the top - exactly where the shaft leaves the body (and no pushing the measure in!!) - to the tip of my bell end. I suppose I'm fairly thick too. I think I look big because I'm slim - but that's my full measurement guys! When I'm slack I can be fairly big too, so I suppose I'm a mixed up shower and grower. In cold water i shrink to nothing, with my cock hidden deep in my foreskin. I really think all this talk of anything over even 8" is utter crap![/quote]
Some of us are bigger than that....[/quote]
[quote user=brujah][quote user=garykl]Gotta stick my oar in on this one guys.... The first woman I fucked (she was fairly mature) put her hand on my knob and said I was very well endowed. Being a kid (and pretty naive) I didn't really get her drift. But ever since, most people have said I'm "huge". So, I'll tell you exactly how big I am - no cheating - 7" stiff, measured from the top - exactly where the shaft leaves the body (and no pushing the measure in!!) - to the tip of my bell end. I suppose I'm fairly thick too. I think I look big because I'm slim - but that's my full measurement guys! When I'm slack I can be fairly big too, so I suppose I'm a mixed up shower and grower. In cold water i shrink to nothing, with my cock hidden deep in my foreskin. I really think all this talk of anything over even 8" is utter crap![/quote]
Some of us are bigger than that....[/quote]
Want to reply to Brujah - but cocked up (haha) twice - See above
Anyway wanted to say - come on guy, so how long are you?! You can tell us...!
I really think all this talk of anything over even 8" is utter crap!
Well I had the delight of sinking my mouth round a 9 inch cock twice in one night 4 hours apart and boy did he cum.
Best blowjob i ever gave and he enjoyed it as well.
I thought the Brains was in there Willies thats why they have such Big Heads?
men hav cocks..... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Mr Q you wanna think about it while i suck on your head? :laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove: