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funkydiva35
Sex God
fooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooka i dunno i aint seen it proper!! but i can only go on wot peeps hav sed to me and as far as i kno....yeah u OF STEEL!!! funky nutta xx:P
ceylon1
Sex God
hard as steel though I hear Northy :grin:
mwm69
Sex God
.................and COCK 'O' the North :giggle::lick:
Unknown User
Fuk I`m embarrased now :-o Nah not really :haha::haha:
Unknown
Sex God
Northy if you can still rise to the occasion you're doing alright :giggle:
mwm69
Sex God
[quote user=northlondon12]Fuk I`m embarrased now :-o Nah not really :haha::haha:[/quote] Northy Embarrassed???? :huh: Now that I gotta see!!! .....and the cock of steel too of course :grin::haha:
Unknown User
[quote user=serens40]Northy if you can still rise to the occasion you're doing alright :giggle:[/quote] I could rise to your occasion anytime serens.........................the problem i`m having lately is makin it go down :haha::haha: :giggle::giggle:
Unknown
Sex God
No problem northy ... I'll bring my meat mallet to stevenage and give it a little tap for you lol x
Unknown User
[quote user=serens40]No problem northy ... I'll bring my meat mallet to stevenage and give it a little tap for you lol x[/quote] Fuk :crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy: :haha::haha:
Unknown User
the average length of a males cock in britian is 5.5-6ins the depth of girlie bits on avarege is 7.5 ins so somewhere round here theres a hundred n fifty four miles of spare fanny
Unknown
Sex God
[quote user=micalis45]the average length of a males cock in britian is 5.5-6ins the depth of girlie bits on avarege is 7.5 ins so somewhere round here theres a hundred n fifty four miles of spare fanny[/quote] But not all in one go obviously lol
funkydiva35
Sex God
fuck me markies got a monster in his pants then......:rascal:
panma
Forum Virgin
long and thin slides right in small and fat fills a twat lol
baylisstic
Orgasminator
:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove: is that normaly your dept the funkyrotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao::inlove::inlove:
Unknown
Sex God
Whats going on in here then? I'm lost......:crazy:
funkydiva35
Sex God
We r on about cock and cunt sizes sexy oli..... lol
tee__em__aitch
Sexpert
[quote user=miss_ccrider] i am very sure i would have a lovely feeling if Mr C were to bring his cock into my vacinity. [/quote] Its spelt Vagina not vacinity CC :P
Unknown
Sex God
You giving us spelling lessons now tee?
tee__em__aitch
Sexpert
[quote user=oliviak]You giving us spelling lessons now tee?[/quote] Could teach you a thing or two Oli :devil:
qanda
Sex God
How do these ladies get to know the cock size? Is it because they all carry a tape measure & before any coupling they measure for length & girth & then what happens if it is either a little larger/smaller than was anticipated. Does that become NO penetration but Ill give you wank. Perhaps all we men should have a graded scale in inches tattooed on the side :devil::uhoh::thumbup:
funkydiva35
Sex God
:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove:
tee__em__aitch
Sexpert
[quote user=qanda]Perhaps all we men should have a graded scale in inches tattooed on the side :devil::uhoh::thumbup:[/quote] That'd be fine for a "shower" but not for a "grower"
Unknown
Sex God
Is there any man out there who DOESN'T know his measurements??? I doubt it...:bounce:
tee__em__aitch
Sexpert
[quote user=oliviak]Is there any man out there who DOESN'T know his measurements??? I doubt it...:bounce:[/quote] never had a tape measure near mine innocent
ceylon1
Sex God
you used a ruler instead then Tee!!! :grin::haha: bolt
tee__em__aitch
Sexpert
[quote user=ceylon1]you used a ruler instead then Tee!!! :grin::haha: bolt[/quote] Busted!
Unknown
Sex God
[quote user=ceylon1]you used a ruler instead then Tee!!! :grin::haha: bolt[/quote] Tee has a 12 incher cey but doesn't use it as a rule lol xxx
ceylon1
Sex God
:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove: :thumbup: serens
tee__em__aitch
Sexpert
[quote user=serens40][quote user=ceylon1]you used a ruler instead then Tee!!! :grin::haha: bolt[/quote] Tee has a 12 incher cey but doesn't use it as a rule lol xxx[/quote] Are you sure you dont have your inches and centimetres mixed up Serens?