mingers want a shag

20 Sep 2009

hi we are fat, ugly, smelly, and like to get pissed and fart alot anyone fancy a shag ????????????

20 Sep 2009

Lies, lies, lies smile

And if only you'd let me .... xxx biggrin

20 Sep 2009

total lies twoo's you are sexy fookers when you want us lol

20 Sep 2009

twos we have met you (a few times) and we know it's all true but we still think you're wotha (wotha fookin lol) that said we are out of action with another broken bone!!!!! hope you get lucky, you should you're great!!!! L & M xxxxxxx ps if you do tell us all! x

20 Sep 2009

What the feck you broken now smelis???

20 Sep 2009

ffs dont take over twos thread when they are feeling fragile!!!! lol martin and his collar bone!!!! ouch! kisses xxxxxxxx

20 Sep 2009

ffs liz what ya done to martin now ?

20 Sep 2009

we aint feeling fragile anyways just had a crap weekend and all our friends have been out shaggin ggrrrr

21 Sep 2009

[quote user=twoontwo]hi we are fat, ugly, smelly, and like to get pissed and fart alot anyone fancy a shag ????????????[/quote] guys - you've just highlighted all the qualities we look for in a couple! :evil2::evil2::evil2::evil2::evil2: Hubba Hubba!!! P&H

21 Sep 2009

good reply an we pulled xxxxxxxxxxx

21 Sep 2009

hey sexy 2on's.... we stink of piss... r very hairy... hav bad breathe.... knocked knee'd.... snore.... flick snot.... and shit thru the eye of a needle on a regular basis.... sooooooooooooooooooooo get ya coat uv pulled!! funky nutta:P and mr markie:color: xx

21 Sep 2009

[quote user=funandfunky]hey sexy 2on's.... we stink of piss... r very hairy... hav bad breathe.... knocked knee'd.... snore.... flick snot.... and shit thru the eye of a needle on a regular basis.... sooooooooooooooooooooo get ya coat uv pulled!! funky nutta:P and mr markie:color: xx[/quote] Wow... so many compatible partners!!!!! :evil2::evil2::evil2::evil2: P&H

21 Sep 2009

pmsl

21 Sep 2009

[quote user=twoontwo]hi we are fat, ugly, smelly, and like to get pissed and fart alot anyone fancy a shag ????????????[/quote] Are we related? :bounce:

22 Sep 2009

We must be the Pikeys have moved in.

26 Sep 2009

id shag ya twos, if you can put up with my fat bits...................... oh yes and a have a partcialness for wind........................... smile

:):):):):):)

26 Sep 2009

lol! :bounce:

27 Sep 2009

oh dirty smelly twos dont listen to the melis, they use that excuse loads of times, they aint broke there bones at all, in fact i see mr meli on cam last night doing chin ups pmsl. and not all ya friends are out shagging, we aint. now if you wanna storey about a broken limb, i can tell ya one and its put us out of action till after xmas AAAAAAAAAAAARGH

27 Sep 2009

what did ya nob fall off Mr JT, too much Viagra!!!!! :bounce::bounce::bounce:

27 Sep 2009

pmsl cey hun, although not quite. just about to have a total knee replacement. scared shittless as i have just been shown what they do sad

27 Sep 2009

Jt's, not good, Is it Mr or Mrs getting the knee replacment and what are they replacing it with smile

:):):) Only kidding, hope it all goes well for

28 Sep 2009

ITS ICKLE MR JT THATS HAVING IT DONE CC, he is shitting himself

28 Sep 2009

Hey JT, Don't forget to ask for the old knee cap - makes a great ash tray! :bounce:

29 Sep 2009

have we gone off the point here???? mark ya big nancy it wont hurt that much pmsl be no more shaggin peeps up against the wall in public lol dirty fooker

29 Sep 2009

Mark, make sure Sammie gives you lots of sweeties to take your mind off it :thumbup: :bounce::bounce::bounce:

29 Sep 2009

2on2 how about in a swimmin pool unda the sun??