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yep starting to sound like our very own sp horror movie now lol bolt xxx
[quote user=Madam_CC]right ok guys i think we could be sorted now for this one. We have got Midgie supplying a tent, incase it gets a bit wet. Mrs mwm is going to supply some tea and biscuits for snacks. Oli is going to help with the ropes, although Mr mwm will be available to help you with this if he can keep them away from Mrs C long enough. I will be there on hand to help with the ropes but also with a supply of handcuffs and whips if needed. Oli could you probbly bring a first aid kit with you as well as vaseline, you never know where a skelf might end up. Mrs C would you be so kind as to bring a pincic for lunch maybe as we may get a bit peckish, and if Mr mwm and Mr C dont mid they could collect some firewood to get small camp fire going incase it gets cold. Right i think we are all set for this one now, just one thing....................... where did Menick run off to? xxxx[/quote] I could bring my sillyhwoar: for lunch CC, would they be enough to satisfy your hunger? :evil2: xxx
will there is certainly enough there for a nibble or two Mrs C. Oh err, .xxxxxxxx
:giggle: What about October 31st (halloween) :rascal: ..........and Mr MWM promises to make sure the pervert tied to the tree will not escape...his rope tying skills are still crap, as Mrs Cey has endorsed ( thank god ) innocent Chocolate digestives and Yorkshire Tea anyone??? they're great for dunking :happy: :haha:
[quote user=nancy_n_sid][color="olive"]Oli there's no way on Gods earth i'm letting you borrow my ribbons for your depraved dogging/bondage sesh in the woods!!![/color] :censored:duel:taz::sticky::censored:[/quote] Oh bugger.... bolt
i like hobnobs, so i shall bring some along too MWM, 31st Oct, does sound good. Best get some more supplies in as it will be cold by then. Mr MWM and Mr C will need to get a big fire going, dont want anything shrivelling up on us with the cold smile
As long as they are chocolate hobnobs...
why of course Miss Oli,,xxxx
Well I like chocolate digestives so will bring me own :lick:.........Mr MWM used to be a lumberjack so no probs bringing the wood.....might need someone to bring some matches though. Should be fun bolt Admin....can we have an emote of a tree with a naked pervert tied to itlol
oh right matches, can they not rub two sticks together. Right best get sorted for someone to bring them, anyone got any, or shall we have to recruit a new member for the
Might need moor people to help carry the stuff if its happening on Halloween we're going to need moor lighting:gagged::-opoke
Oooh Menick you surprise me biggrin thought the dark woods on Hallowe'en would be right up your street!! :devil::devil::devil::devil::devil: Wassa matter?? Scared are ya?!?! :boo::boo::boo::boo::boo: :crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy: bolt
Looks like we might need to hire one of those film crews with all the cameras and lighting and stuff. This is turning out to be one hell of a film set/ tea party. My mind is working overtime here :evil2::devil: :moon::haha::haha:
I know someone who does filming... although he is not a member of SP though. Do you think he would be shocked? Oh, and I have loads of matches. A huge big box of 'em as well.
you ask yer pal then Ol, be ok, lets hope he/she is wuite open minded. I thought this was only photography and not filming, oh well, what the heck. Think this should just be one big meet and we can all meet and have a naked menick on a tree. Seems like this getting a bit more strange, but oh well. more people needed. If anyone else can help out please add your name below, we need people to help out with Lighting sound(as its now a film) maybe extra refreshments make-up lady/or gent a small caravan type establishment for getting ready in - think Jels have one maybe they would like this job. xxxx
[quote user=midgie]Oooh Menick you surprise me biggrin thought the dark woods on Hallowe'en would be right up your street!! :devil::devil::devil::devil::devil: Wassa matter?? Scared are ya?!?! :boo::boo::boo::boo::boo: :crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy: bolt[/quote] No not scared I was thinking about the filming unless you know someone with a night vision camera besides it will be more scary with lights seeing you with that chainsaw poke:scared:
..Night vision goggles and camera..... Veering towards Silence of the Lambs now..... what was that mangy little dog called??? CC: add mangy little dog to the list! :crazy:
Precious!!!!! *shudder*
[quote user=Madam_CC] If anyone else can help out please add your name below, we need people to help out with Lighting sound(as its now a film) maybe extra refreshments make-up lady/or gent a small caravan type establishment for getting ready in - think Jels have one maybe they would like this job. xxxx[/quote] [color="olive"]Forensic team??[/color]
:laughabove::laughabove: CC.....we will need someone with one of those clapper boards....but we need to make sure whoever it is using it that they dont get protruding bits caught in it ....'ouch' anyway add that to the list. I'm the refreshment manager BTW. I could compile a menu if you like. All suggestions below please :lol2:
Yeah should we call in Grissom and the CSI? Just in case....
OLI Grissom has retired its a new bloke now,get a grip
..or we could just get Clarice.....
[quote user=midgie]..or we could just get Clarice.....[/quote] :laughabove::laughabove: Now this is getting silly loon :smoke:rotflmao
I think this is my all-time favourite thread - it needs laminating biggrin
and thinking about it...preserving as evidence biggrin :D
i have thought of this Migdie, I do hope there are no naked men tied to trees found soon or we may all be in bother smile xxxx
So now we need a laminating machine to add to the list:grin: The mind bogglesblink Just a thought.........do you think Menik is already tied to the tree and waiting for us ???:haha:
I really hope so.... biggrin