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Orgasminator
You have all the Equipment now so who is going to be the ......Director,Producer,Sound,Lights,Camera,Special Effects,Caterers,Transportation,.......and the Extras.
Could be getting Expensive.
Well I will defo be the caterer....located behind the tree cos I'm shy
.......hotdogs, donuts with the hole, pringles (especially for Mrs Blondes if she's coming), squirty cream and strawberries. Tea and biscuits. Bring yer own booze.
Sod the expense Debbie..........this is the film of the year and Menick is footing the bill (probably fooking Bill too) :giggle:
.......hotdogs, donuts with the hole, pringles (especially for Mrs Blondes if she's coming), squirty cream and strawberries. Tea and biscuits. Bring yer own booze.
Sod the expense Debbie..........this is the film of the year and Menick is footing the bill (probably fooking Bill too) :giggle: [quote user=Madam_CC]i shall bring some bin bags for the rubbish dont want us to be done for swingers that rubbish the countryside. Also maybe plastic glasses(if that makes sense). Dont want glass broken in the undergrowth as im not sure if Menick wants to be barefooted or not and dont want him to get cut.
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Ok CC you can officially be Mrs Mopp...modelling bin liners.........are you always this practical?? :angel:
Orgasminator
i bet CC looks very Sexy in a bin liner clinging in all the right places, she has a Beautiful Bod in my eyes(no I`m not blind).
Sexpert
So I go away on holiday and this is what I miss?
May I please be added to the backstage team, I used to be in the girlguides so can tie a mean rope, light a fire and sew a badge if need be. plus I work for a TV & movie company so have access to all the right equipment...
I'll bring my guitar so we can sing kumbaya around the campfire whilst thingy is trying to get out of the ropes I tied...
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Right funkchick, you have arrived just at the right time, If you dont mind, and seeing as you have the skills of badge making. Would you mind making badges for everyone so as not to get confused who is doing what.
we will need a few mind, and im loosing the plot as to who is doing what. We shall be able to pin said badges on to our attire somehow so maybe sewing these on will stop people from loosing them, although im sure you may be able to come up with some better way to attach it to Menick, as with him being naked he may not want it sewen on, on infact pinned on. He may have a hairy chest though and maybe velcro might work 
I shall leave this in your trusted hands and hope you can manage to come up with a solution.
Please if you dont mind Funks, could you pass your name on to Mrs MWM as she is in charge of catering this event and i wouldnt want you to go without something to eat.( her biscuits are to die for). I shall bring some more glasses.
As for singing round the campfire, this sounds wonderful and can be used as a great way of lightening the proceedings. we can use it as a break in events so to speak and can also cheer Mr c and Mr mwm on while they are gathering firewood.
Any other problems your forsee Funks please feel free to as.
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I shall leave this in your trusted hands and hope you can manage to come up with a solution.
Please if you dont mind Funks, could you pass your name on to Mrs MWM as she is in charge of catering this event and i wouldnt want you to go without something to eat.( her biscuits are to die for). I shall bring some more glasses.
As for singing round the campfire, this sounds wonderful and can be used as a great way of lightening the proceedings. we can use it as a break in events so to speak and can also cheer Mr c and Mr mwm on while they are gathering firewood.
Any other problems your forsee Funks please feel free to as.
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xxxx 
Orgasminator
Is it Chains or Ropes?
Orgasminator
Wasn`t that a line from a film? "No one can hear you scream"
Orgasminator
CC sounds like the :devil: inhabited her oh my thats like the Exorcist, nah Midgie is cool.
Sexpert
well if it's scary music you're after then I'll bring along my keyboard as it has some wickedly scary settings to make music with...
As for the badges, just let me know who is doing what and I'll make them up - I was thinking velcro for the hairy chest too although gaffa tape works just as well and we can do a bit of s&m by ripping it off slowly. hmmm yeah deffo gaffa tape!
Mrs mwm, please add me to the catering list - I don't eat red meat (only pink lol) and am allergic to mushrooms.
CC glad you're taking charge, let me know if there is anything else you need as I am quite resourceful.
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Has anyone found a location yet?
[quote user=ts__deb]Has anyone found a location yet?[/quote]
Dear goodness my dear Debbs, please keep up, we are all going to Bracknel, Menick picked the area, he said it was nice and concealed. We had to give him a choice in something.
Funks babes, i shall get a full list of who is doing what as soon as possible :)
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Funks babes, i shall get a full list of who is doing what as soon as possible :)
xx Please can we come too???? I'm sure you can find us something to do. Have you lost merick???? Perhaps he has been captured by the mad monkfish and tied up in that treasure chest of his....he's got some pretty mean looking chains and padlocks there, maybe we could borrow them.I could volunteer to help with first aid, as I work in a all those insects, we don't want our 'star' covered in midge bites.
Sorry midge, didn't mean you.... unless you want to? xxx
