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8 Sep 2008

Hi everyone I'm new to this particular web site but have to admit from the contacts and messages I've received so far everyone seems extremely friendly and happy to chat. Hope to speak to you all soon xxxxx

9 Sep 2008

:welcome: have fun. You chose a goodun. xxx

9 Sep 2008

welcum jam..... hope u hav lots of fun n frolics!! i hav and sooooooooo hav soooooooo many otha sexy peeps and dont u think the lady above me is sex on a stick???? funky the local sp nutta xx:P

9 Sep 2008

Thanks for the messages ladies ........ I have to say you are definitely both hot to trot:bounce:

10 Sep 2008

:welcome: yeah Jam Jar....loving the name by the way :clap:..................have fun and stuff :wave2:

10 Sep 2008

Always safe and fun (hopefully lol!) The jamjar thing is something I may choose to go into and tell you about later ............ :beer: you'd have to get me everso slightly drunk before I spill the beans on where it comes from .......... xxxxxxx

10 Sep 2008

Ooooh you have to tell us now as secrets are defo not allowed on SP innocent

:thumbup:

10 Sep 2008

Bonne Maman or Robinsons.... THAT is the question... :giggle:

10 Sep 2008

All I'm going to say is that a certain member of the fairer sex likened a certain part of my anatomy (one that doth swingeth between the legs) to a jam jar ...... I don't really see it myself (for a start it hasnt got a screw on lid) Whether its contents are as sweet as jam could be the makings of another thread:beer: ............ Personally I prefer marmalade :angel:

16 Sep 2008

:evil2: Well I simply had to check out the jar on the shelf didnt I :grin:.........under the trades description act ya know :rascal::notes:...........and I am baffled as to where the jamjar is???? Looks more like a cock to me:rascal::giggle::giggle::haha: bolt

16 Sep 2008

....................oH forgot to mention:doh:.....and a very nice one too ;)( cock that is...not jam jar):smoke:

16 Sep 2008

well I have had a damn good looky looky at the pic on your profile Jam, (as one does in the interest of science innocent

). I just can not see the resemblance of any jar at all. Maybe I'm missing something :doh:

18 Sep 2008

Well for starters thanks for the complimentary remarks about the old appendage :beer: I have to say your both looking greeeeeaaaatttt. As I said Ive never really seen the jam jar resemblance myself though to be fair to the lady in question it was a little more flacid at the time the comment was made. I'll have to get the old webcam up an running, and introduce myself properly. I might run a competition on what my cock most nearly resembles (other than a cock obviously!!!) :angel: JJar xxxxx

18 Sep 2008

Mr Jam (I love Strawberry btw) Do yourself a big favour and go on cam showing your face and torso boink

:hunk:8)..................much sexier than watching another cock being strangled in public :thumbup: ...............well from my point of view it is. :love:

19 Sep 2008

I'll certainly do that. Though due to the nature of my job I'll have to upload them into a private gallery. I'll sort something out this weekend and anyone whose interested can take a peek blink

JJar xxxxx

19 Sep 2008

Well I've uploaded a couple more pics onto my profile. I've put a full facial pic into a private gallery which anyone can have a look at on request (I might not be a Brad Pitt looky-likey but I'd like to think Im no Quasimodo either!) :borg: Forgot to mention I only come in the organic strawberry and rasberry varieties!!! :angel: xxxxx

21 Sep 2008

:evil2: Was that organic or Orgasmic Jam.........:giggle:

21 Sep 2008

Orgasmic????? Did someone say orgasmic????? Where can I get some of that???? :bounce:

22 Sep 2008

hey jam....... i dont wanna see ya cock.....:doh: but can i see ya face pics please??? funky nutta xx

22 Sep 2008

Hi funks As requested you have access to the private gallery. Theres only 1 face pic at the mo but that's because I cocked the others up! Will try to get more on. I've been told that I look like a cross between 2 fairly well known comedians ( not the Krankies before anyone gets the wrong idea!) JJarxxxx

22 Sep 2008

Well as with all good jams I'm definitely organic boink

......... Hopefully orgasmic:boink::boink: ............ I'm certainly spreadable bolt

....... And definitely not the seedless variety :angel: Any questions about my sell by date should be addressed to the manufacturer!

23 Sep 2008

omg jam.... ur turnin into one of us....maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad nutta !!

:rotflmao: funky nutta xx

23 Sep 2008

You could be right funky .....:beer: Have you had a look at the Personal Gallery yet? ...... Go on I can take it :bounce::bounce: Points will be awarded for guessing which 2 celebs I most nearly resemble boink

JJar xxxxx

23 Sep 2008

OMG... not another nutta in da house...:bounce:

25 Sep 2008

Well one does ones best! Having read several threads on here there are definitely sanity issues with some of you. banghead

Xxxxxxxx

30 Sep 2008

Ladies I was wondering whether Mr. Jam could have an invite into your private galleries? Purely for research purposes you understand????:angel: Mr. Jam xxxxx

30 Sep 2008

jam.....il add ya......be warned theres piss shots!! :doh:

1 Oct 2008

Hi Funky Thankkkkkks for that! To quote the great Bruce Forsyth 'Nice to see you to see you niceeeeeeee' :bounce: You may be maaaaaaaaadddddddd but you're most definitely hot :censored: Mr. (very impressed) Jam xxxxx

2 Oct 2008

glad u like jam.....i aim to pls.....!!

2 Oct 2008

:mad:I neva got a welcum like this funks