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[quote user=mwm69][quote user=oliviak]Doctor Doctor I have an itch that needs scratching... can you help??:bounce:[/quote] No he can't - he's busy fixing my bloody laptop! :bounce:[/quote] Naughty mwm you can't keep him all to yourself!:bounce:
True. But there are priorities! :bounce:
Oh yes I can Miss Oli....he's my employee and I have him on a 3 months trial bolt :giggle:
OMG now I am being stalked by both of them...:crazy:
[quote user=oliviak]OMG now I am being stalked by both of them...:crazy:[/quote] Yup! Protecting our full house! :bounce:
jus thought id say hi agen dr.....xxx im ova ere!!
[quote user=oliviak]Doctor Doctor I have an itch that needs scratching... can you help??:bounce:[/quote] Talk about priorities.... Using the ITIL method of call prioritisation, an itch that needs scraching is a priority - as is a faulty laptop... I will multi-task (rare for men to be able to do, but we only tell women that we can't so we can be lazy - it's selective multi-tasking!!)... In order then... Call reference 387654 Oli - where is your itch?? Does it need a gentle or hard itching? Using what innocent?? For how long would you need the itch scratching.... I'm stepping up to the mark.. Dr..... Nxt message to MWM.....
Ooooooo Dr DAve... my itch needs LOTS of scrathing. Day and night. Night and day. At the moment it hasn't been scratched for a couple of weeks and the itch has been building up....
[quote user=oliviak]Ooooooo Dr DAve... my itch needs LOTS of scrathing. Day and night. Night and day. At the moment it hasn't been scratched for a couple of weeks and the itch has been building up....[/quote] Oliviak, This sounds like a medical emergency…. What I prescribe is a good dose of tongue scratching (4-5 hours min), followed by finger(s) scratching (length of time dependant on the itch), then…… :doggy: biggrin I could visit if necessary to personally administer the scratch solution (call it a 24\7-365 service)…. All I need is a steady supply of sugary tea and biscuits (for the energy)…. What say you??? Ever yours Dr D
[quote user=funkydiva35]jus thought id say hi agen dr.....xxx im ova ere!![/quote] Hello Sexy, How could I miss you??? biggrin How are you coming along with your dates for our meeting?? Really want to go through some paperwork with you - and I also thing you might need to train me in new techniques that you may have picked up..... I also wanted to meet your strap-on as you promised :D... That might not have anything to do with my work in an official capacity... Love ya. Dr D
[quote user=mwm69]Oh yes I can Miss Oli....he's my employee and I have him on a 3 months trial bolt :giggle:[/quote] OK, MWM..... Laptop I have spoken to some people at work and they tell me that the way to fix your problem is: Go to the Sony Vaio website Search for the download centre (drivers) Download them to the laptop If the driver issue means that it's not possible to use the laptop to download the most up-to-date drivers, you will need to download the drivers to another PC, then transfer the drivers via a memory stick to the laptop. Next, the 3 month trial.....
MWM, I have been working for you for a week or so now and I would like an appraisal.... Are there any areas I'm not performing? Can I do more? What am I doing well? As an employee, what are the chances of inappropriate use of your power.... I've never been sexually harassed in the work place and would welcome the opportunity... Love working here by the way biggrin Dr D
MWM, still waiting for my appraisal....:sleeping:. smile I was hoping to get you in an office all to myself so you can take advantage of the situation.... :bounce::bounce::bounce: Dr D
They have gone off to Grenada to get hitched Doccie....so your appraisal will have to wait, although I think your doing fine so far innocent selfless I know. Even more so since they showed us where they were staying and they forgot to pack us in their trunk before they went. Those mwm's have a lot to answer for when they get back we can tell you boink Best they bring a paddle back with them so we can use it on them lol :bounce:
Yeh Cey flash fukkas but ya gotta lovem cos they ave defo got style.............jus like me.:haha::haha: :giggle::giggle:
yeh how cud i forget ya fooooooka we both got style ooozin out.................oh fuk mines turned to puss i beta see dr D..............may need sum antibiotics:crazy::crazy: :haha::haha:
[quote user=northlondon12]yeh how cud i forget ya fooooooka we both got style oozing out.................oh fuk mines turned to puss i beta see dr D..............may need sum antibiotics:crazy::crazy: :haha::haha:[/quote] Oh Style puss, not nice Norfy.... There's only one thing that can cure style that's oozing puss, and its not antibiotics... Woo Hoo.. :thrilled::thrilled::thrilled: I can prescribe it by the ton..... As much as you can take :bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
can i hav sum too dr??.....will it help me sleep???
Funks this sleepin thing is gettin worse wiv me i only sleep about 4 hours a nite.................is it a sign of madness.:crazy: :bounce::bounce:
CUM BAK DR DAVE......this ikkle funky nutta misses ya xx
Is this another one, that loved us and left us Funks. Just as well we got each other babes.:inlove::inlove: xxxx
And me you two ya got me tall bird an nutta :haha::haha: :giggle::giggle:
yah iv got sexy tall cc....and foooooooooka and funkym and his array of cocks....soooo im sorted!! thanx guys!! luv ya xx
We are like one big mixed up family. xxxxx
Yeh sexy miss cc very mixed up :crazy::crazy: :haha::haha:
blink:blink::blink:...............loon:loon: What happened to Dr Dave??? this thread has gone loopy...send in the doctor ffs :grin::giggle:
jus txt him sexy mw...and hes bak soon.....yah!!