TEA !!!!!!!!!!!!!! :crazy::crazy:
The only hot drink i do is Latte exta hot wiv an extra shot lol
:haha::haha:
Sexy mw....
As u can guess its and yeah im twatted and if master was ere..he wud b too but hes probs in ni ni land wiv the baaaaa baaaa's!!!
I cant really ansa any of the above cus im blinded and cant see and im thick.... But is six missin a magical ingrediant...one both me, master and many othas share..?? Or is that my paranoia agen!! Lol
Fukin ell iv got the birds singin now n aint bin to sleep yet... And iv got to spend the day wiv the inlaws... Fuk me the things i agree to wen sober!! ;0))
Av a good weekend sexy peeps.....
Jus ikkle me xx
Has funkymaster honestly left again?????? :crazy:
Or did he leave dishonestly or did he stay honestly or none of the above or a permutation of some of the above:crazy::doh:
[quote user=qanda]Or did he leave dishonestly or did he stay honestly or none of the above or a permutation of some of the above:crazy::doh:[/quote]
qanda ..... I do worry about you hun:giveup:.....your forum posts are a bit off the wall :crazy:
mwm I think you scared him off... I mean his exams were rather hard so maybe he has skipped school???
Dont know about GCSE more like CSE, well it was for me.
lol........ coz i know deep down in the bottom of me ball sack you have missed me...... and the threads have not been the same.
they are missing a kind of gob shite that only the funksters know and love.:fuckinghell: so please when in chat or on threads please dont ignore me or the other funksters in the posse. coz we will find ya and fart on ya head and tell ya mother that you are a perv lol lol....
:rotflmao::rotflmao:.................
soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i just wanted to say hi again sexy peeeps and mwm please can i have all thoses exams again coz i am on form now and have missed me homework.....:rose:........ cya all in the chat room ................... :taz::taz::taz: 
[b][color="yellow"]ONE:[/color][/b]
There are 5 houses in 5 different colours. In each house lives a person of a different nationality. The 5 owners drink a certain type of beverage, smoke a certain brand of fag, and keep a certain pet. Using the clues below can funkym27 determine who owns the fish?
funkym27 lives in a red house mad.
Funkydiva keeps dogs as pets.
Northy drinks tea.
The green house is on the immediate left of the white house.
The green house owner drinks coffee.
The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill.
The man living in the house right in the middle drinks milk.
Marky lives in the first house.
The man who smokes Embassy lives next door to the one who keeps cats.
The man who keeps horses lives next door to the man who smokes Dunhill.
The owner who smokes Marlborough drinks beer.
Seximinxi smokes No6.
Funandfunky lives next to the blue house.
The man who smokes Embassy has a neighbour who drinks water.
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[b][color="yellow"]TWO:[/color][/b]
funkym27, Funkydiva and Northy check into a hotel. They pay £30 to the manager and go to their room.
The manager suddenly remembers that the room rate is £25 and gives £5 to the bellboy to return to the people. On the way to the room the bellboy reasons that £5 would be difficult to share among three people so he pockets £2 and gives £1 to each person.
Now each pervert paid £10 and got back £1. So they paid £9 each, totalling £27. The bellboy has £2, totalling £29. Where is the missing £1?
:bounce:
[b][color="yellow"]THREE:[/color][/b]
funkym27 is a keen dog admirer and over the years has had a number of dogs.
He has had an Alsatian, a Dalmatian, a Poodle and a Great Dane, but not necessarily in that order.
funkym27 had Jamie first. The Dalmatian was an adored pet before the Great Dane. Sammy, the Alsatian, was the second dog funkym27 loved. Whitney was housed before the Poodle and Jimmy was not a Great Dane.
Can you tell each of the dogs' name and the order in which funkym27 had them?
:bounce:
[b][color="yellow"]FOUR:[/color][/b]
Four SP friends were competing in the internationally renowned SP Bog Snorkelling competition.
As usual, Admin were a little careless and once again, they managed to lose the results. Luckily, a number of voyeurs were able to remember the following snippets of information:
Only one person wore the same number as the position they finished. funkym27, who didn't wear green, beat Marky.
Funkydiva beat the person who wore yellow.
The person who wore number 3, wore green.
The person who wore number 2 finished first whereas Funandfunky came last.
The person who finished second wore green, Marky wore yellow and the person wearing red beat the person wearing blue.
So funkym27 can you work out who finished where, the number and colour they wore?
:bounce:
[b][color="yellow"]FIVE:[/color][/b]
Once upon a time funkym27 went to sell his vast quantity of eggs at the local market.
When asked how many he had, he replied:
Son, I can't count past 100 but I know that.
If you divide the number of eggs by 2 there will be one egg left.
If you divide the number of eggs by 3 there will be one egg left.
If you divide the number of eggs by 4 there will be one egg left.
If you divide the number of eggs by 5 there will be one egg left.
If you divide the number of eggs by 6 there will be one egg left.
If you divide the number of eggs by 7 there will be one egg left.
If you divide the number of eggs by 8 there will be one egg left.
If you divide the number of eggs by 9 there will be one egg left.
If you divide the number of eggs by 10 there will be one egg left.
Finally. If you divide the number of eggs by 11 there will be NO EGGS left!
How many eggs did funkym27 have?
:bounce:
[b][color="yellow"]SIX:[/color][/b]
funkym27....Study this paragraph and all things in it. What is vitally wrong with it? Actually, nothing in it is wrong, but you must admit that it is most unusual. Don't just zip through it quickly funkym27, but study it scrupulously. With luck you should spot what is so particular about it and all words found in it. Can you say what it is? Tax your brains and try again. Don't miss a word or a symbol. It isn't all that difficult.
And Oliviak kindly hints (in a similar way)!!!
[i][color="violet"]MWM...nothing wrong with that paragraph only it is missing a thing that is usually with us....a thing that is most popular... and a thing that all of us know...but it is missing from all your words....
I am hoping this has not spoilt it for all....[/color] [/i]
:bounce:
....Easter Hols over now.....so where is the funkster and his homework????:smoke:
He needs sortin out or summat 
