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To the lager girls not getting any

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Hi dave (razor) here lookin for the lager girls, mature or not lager deff, will give oral for free and last a long time, social first weekends, NW Eng (yorks best) can travel, Razor :doggy:
lager (beer) or larger (size)? If they're lager then I'll have some! lol
So what's wrong with us larger sized cider drinkers? Or does that just confuse the options?
As you more than well know, no complaints here! ooo arr oo arr
Now I've had time to think about it, should I be offended by the implication of the original message on this thread that suggested us larger girls are desperate coz we can't get any? Or should I not bother to get offended on the grounds that I know it's not true? Should I just stop bothering to think because it's making my brain hurt?
Well I don't know about you, but I'm gonna keep schtum or else I might get slapped!
To lessen onfussion, Its that i prefr the lager woman, I have no intention to put the good ladies down in anyway and my intentions are to meet the lager mature ladies for fun meets and even better times. thanks for responding and pointing out any misconception.
It's not just the misconception I was pointing out - it's the spelling Lager = fizzy beer LaRger = bigger than average Go to the back of the class!!
LOL!
Come on guys and gals - you don't have to be a spelling expert to use this site! smile Let's not labour the point, eh? Don't want to make Razor feel unwelcome ...
:laughabove::laughabove: I wonder if Razor got his lager lady in the end.......answers on a postcard please:lol2::lol2:
Now we really are trawling the archives lol
Jan.... you are wicked lol
[quote user=qanda]Now we really are trawling the archives lol[/quote] I know qanda:giveup:.....I just clicked on a page and dug it up from the pits of the forums. Made me giggle....bless ......and Mrs Cey.....you know me so well :doggy::moon::lick:
I am still confused as to whether this guy was after a beer swilling girl or a larger lady....:crazy:
Both I would guess! :bounce:
Its not so much the Lager lady that got me it was the oral for free. smile No offence but i aint going to pay you for it. I class myself as a slightly larger(or lager)lady, but i dont think im desperate enough for have to pay for oral sex yet. Maybe give it another couple of months with lack of stimulation and i may just do it :):):):):):):):):) Oh my god this thread could have been directed at me....... i think :upset::upset:
[quote user=miss_ccrider]Maybe give it another couple of months with lack of stimulation and i may just do it smile:):):):):):):):)[/quote] Don't wait that long Miss CC. I'm sure Jan and I could assist in some way? [quote user=miss_ccrider]Oh my god this thread could have been directed at me....... i think :upset::upset:[/quote] Doh! :bounce:
Which one..or did you mean both smile :bounce:
The ability to assist smile Dont confuse me i have the cold, and keep sneezing, and its not good. (And not swine flu before you say it :) )
CC we both almost choked at stevenage when we were trying to get in and you said to the doorman .... what if I suck your c**k will you let us in then :giggle::giggle::giggle:
Oh dear.....:bounce:
shhhhhhhhhhhh serens, The whole site will want there cocks sucked now. Can you tell now how i managed to pull my sons father smile He was a doorman once. :) See my pulling technic doesnt normally fail me :)
Can i just say i do give good head though smile So i been told :)
CC I`ve never been rated before on my B/J techniques? But I`ve never had complaints about my Vaginal Kissing Technique! Gees my head is all full of Pussy now.
[quote user=miss_ccrider]shhhhhhhhhhhh serens, The whole site will want there cocks sucked now. Can you tell now how i managed to pull my sons father smile He was a doorman once. :) See my pulling technic doesnt normally fail me :)[/quote] But I don't have a cock :upset: .... it was funny though and when you were on the floor when we were dancing by you and the bouncer said to get up .... miss cc :- "can I stay here if I suck your c**k" pmsl :)
[quote user=miss_ccrider]Can i just say i do give good head though smile So i been told :)[/quote] see you at MK...............:happy::happy: :haha::haha:
pmsl. ha ha ha ha ha serens...................im such a charmer to the men. lol me and my chat up lines smile
lol well we like 'em anyway lol xxx