The ancient art of flirting

13 Aug 2008

[quote user=mwm69]So.....the ancient art of flirting.....?[/quote] How To Flirt Realize, first, that flirting has both verbal and non verbal components. The verbal part is easiest to learn. You just have to know the right things to say - and the wrong ones as well. For example, men flirting will often try out goofy memorized lines. The wrong thing to say: "Is this heaven, or did you just fall down to earth?" Not really as clever as you think! Now, the right thing to say as an opener: "I saw you standing here alone and I thought, how wrong is that? Can I buy you a drink?" Not clever, but flattering and lets her know exactly what your intentions are. You aren't trying to be smooth with some line you memorized; instead, you are being sincere and open. You're flirting, and you're not pretending to be someone else. So forget all the stupid books with the stupid lines - except as something to laugh at when you're flirting with women. They do make excellent topics for ridicule. Now here's the problem. You have a great opening line to begin to flirt with that girl over next to the bar, but you don't know whether she'll be accepting of you, or throw her drink in your face. You have a quandary. Don't agonize over it. Instead, learn how body language in flirting works. Most men don't realize until it's too late that it's the woman who selects them; her body cues and other subtle physical signals tell him when it's okay to approach her (yes, we're all on Animal Planet!) When you learn the art of flirting, you'll learn how those subtle signals women give off work, and how you can send back your own signals of interested or not interested. Stop beating your head on the proverbial brick wall, and learn how to flirt with your whole body. When your flirting technique has been honed to a fine edge, you'll find those trips to the local meat-market bar have transformed from agony to ecstacy. any good, or a load of cobblers? lol

13 Aug 2008

Well, at least now I know what I've been doing wrong all these years. :doh:

14 Aug 2008

depends if you wanna listen to a text book bri :undecided: lol

16 Aug 2008

So *that's* what I've been doing wrong!!! :bounce:

20 Aug 2008

As captain mainwaring would say ..... stupid boy ! :giggle:

20 Aug 2008

I'll tell my mum on you... won't I, Uncle Arthur? :P

20 Aug 2008

And I'll say you didn't have your scarf on lol x

15 Sep 2008

Uncle Aaaaaaaarthur......

15 Sep 2008

i have still not got the art of flirting i need sum tips sexy foooooooooookas please help me i would ask funkyd but she twatted 24/7 oh bugger think i am too lol........ so any tips would be foooookin great thanks twatted funkymaster xxx :taz::taz::taz:

25 Jul 2009

no one had any tips for the funkymaster then good job i got funks to show me the way it was like ridin a bike once i was on there was no stoppin me oh not saying you were the bike funks lol xxx

31 Aug 2009

[color="yellow"]AMERICAN DEFINITION[/color] flirt (flÃ»rt) v. flirtÂ·ed, flirtÂ·ing, flirts 1. To make playfully romantic or sexual overtures. 2. To deal playfully, triflingly, or superficially with: flirt with danger. 3. To move abruptly or jerkily. 1. To toss or flip suddenly. 2. To move quickly. n. 1. One given to flirting. 2. An abrupt jerking movement. [Origin unknown.] flirty adj. Synonyms: flirt, dally, play, toy, trifle These verbs mean to deal lightly, casually, or flippantly with someone or something: flirted with the idea of getting a job; dallying with music; can't play with life; toyed with the problem; a person not to be trifled with. [color="yellow"]COLLINS ENGLISH DEFINITION[/color] flirt Verb 1. to behave as if sexually attracted to someone 2. (foll. by with)to consider lightly; toy with: he had often flirted with the idea of emigrating Noun a person who flirts [origin unknown] flirtation n flirtatious adj :bounce: Need to get out more I know!

31 Aug 2009

I think that is a good way of describing flirting in a bar etc, if someone smiles at you, their eyes linger for longer on you, or turn back to look at you again, then there is a pretty good chance they like what they see! My version of flirting consists of me taking the mic out of someone & making them laugh, somehow it works! But errrr then again, I am still single... x

31 Aug 2009

[quote user=funkchick]... if someone smiles at you, their eyes linger for longer on you, or turn back to look at you again...[/quote] We'll have to look out for that then on Sat! :bounce:

8 Nov 2009

i love flirtin....

15 Nov 2009

i did loads last night........................ I think smile

16 Nov 2009

CC so no new B/F? I`m free xxxx

25 Nov 2009

sexy debs.... id b very proud if u was my partner i think ur simply gorgeous wiv a heart to match!! xx

20 Feb 2010

[quote user=funkydiva35]i love flirtin....[/quote] Me too as long as it ends up wiv fookin.....................................:thrilled::thrilled::thrilled:

24 Feb 2010

i cud do wiv a good foooooooooooooooooooooooooookin

22 Jul 2010

In some strange way this has managed to help me...thanks guys :kiss Wark

23 Jul 2010

do tell wark.... im intrigued??? xx

23 Jul 2010

Only in the chat room, have been having great fun flirting :-) xx

25 Jul 2010

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i luuuurrrrve flirtin see u in there sexy wark xxx

30 Jul 2010

Maybe get to meet you in person 1 day Funky xx

2 Aug 2010

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i do hope so.....

14 Aug 2010

And me please wark :bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce: :haha::haha:

14 Aug 2010

Foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooka ka ka ka :rose::rose: :love::love:

14 Aug 2010

Fukk too many o`s lol ooooooooooooh jaeger bombs are brill :crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy:

14 Aug 2010

fooooooooooooooka where u bin iv missed ya me ole mucca.... luvs ya lots n lots n lots xxx

15 Aug 2010

Foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooka I`m back wiv a vengence now who wants a fook :doggy::doggy: :haha::haha::haha::haha: