The ancient art of flirting

8 Jul 2008

Eh?? mmeee... I was serious, what they say about wellies? lol

9 Jul 2008

gets very muddy on the farm blondes......:doh:

9 Jul 2008

[quote user=serens40]But what about me pussy farm? silly

hwoar:[/quote] We'll get someone to come over and plow your pussy farm. Have some patience. :P

9 Jul 2008

What about my nearby puppy farm too boink

9 Jul 2008

[quote user=serens40]What about my nearby puppy farm too boink

[/quote] I thought that was more of a petting zoo?

9 Jul 2008

You wanna pet my puppies? :giggle:

10 Jul 2008

u lot on about beastiality agen???, and u hav the nerve to say im a pervert!!.... rotflmao

10 Jul 2008

We call it interspecies erotica, these days. :O

10 Jul 2008

Is that like girly fun? mmmmmm lol

10 Jul 2008

COuld be... girls feel like a different species to me sometimes. Especially the ones I ask to wear monkey masks.

10 Jul 2008

Monkey masks? is this a scottish/naval/brian thing? loon

10 Jul 2008

Brian hun.......you still got your Chas and Dave music??? Now that was a real turn on, especially the flash of flesh at the finale :giggle:

11 Jul 2008

Chas and Dave???

11 Jul 2008

[quote user=brianofnazareth]COuld be... girls feel like a different species to me sometimes. Especially the ones I ask to wear monkey masks.[/quote] FFS brian, u crease me up.......god, ur maaaaaad!!

11 Jul 2008

How did we get from several lovely ladies idea on good flirting to brianofnazareth and ? :bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:

12 Jul 2008

mw...easy peasy = funkydiva35!!

12 Jul 2008

[quote user=funkydiva35]mw...easy peasy = funkydiva35!![/quote] Funks...lemon squeezy = queasy, breezy and cheesy. Don't ask...had no idea what you were on about to start with...lol :bounce:

16 Jul 2008

isnt this thread bout flirtin???

16 Jul 2008

Funks it was great fun in your bar friday nite playing pass the parcel.:haha: :haha::love::P

16 Jul 2008

wot the fuk fooooka???:laughabove::laughabove:

16 Jul 2008

Fuk me funks think about it a small parcel.:giggle: btw ave i ever told ya u me bestest mate an i luvs ya.:love: :haha::love::P

16 Jul 2008

[quote user=northlondon12]Fuk me funks think about it a small parcel.:giggle: btw ave i ever told ya u me bestest mate an i luvs ya.:love: :haha::love::P[/quote] God you too......get a room ffs :grin::doggy:

17 Jul 2008

oh fooooooooooooooooooka i kno wot u mean now and u the dozy fuck nearly thru it on the floor...wot ya like....luv ya tho!! mw.....we dont need a room...we only group hug!!....im nearly a married woman u kno!! xx

17 Jul 2008

Yeh mw an anyway i fall asleep in hotel rooms.:haha::haha: :giggle::giggle:

18 Jul 2008

mw.....we dont need a room...we only group hug!!....im nearly a married woman u kno!! xx[/quote]

18 Jul 2008

[quote user=mwm69]mw.....we dont need a room...we only group hug!!....im nearly a married woman u kno!! xx[/quote][/quote] Group hug it is then.....seeing as I am nearly a married woman too :angel: and Mr North.............do you want me to tuck you up in bed then??? say ...????? dont think you will last much later by all accounts:evil2::notes:

18 Jul 2008

Um, can we get back to the flirting please? I believe serens was abou to flash her boobs. I mean puppies. :bounce:

18 Jul 2008

Puppies at the ready boink

18 Jul 2008

[quote user=serens40]Puppies at the ready boink

[/quote] That must be considered the ultimate flirt then! :bounce:

19 Jul 2008

I should coco. I like puppies, especially their cute little pink noses. They're just aching to be stroked.