I wanna flirt on the town...need chat up lines!!

5 Aug 2007

Hi guys and girlies,Thought it would be interesting to hear some chat up lines from men and cheesier the better.... Here´s a starter....I can give you something that no other man can....a good night´s sleep! I wanna have some from girlies to help me as there seem to be loads for the guys to say but not me :cry: HELLLLLP MEEEEEEEEEEE...!! :rainbow:

6 Aug 2007

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Aaaaaawwee,thatnks true...you´ve made my day(and night!)very funny.....xxxx

24 Aug 2007

hi friends, hows this. your knickers are like a mirror, i can see myself in them later biggrin

27 Aug 2007

pmsl jt xx excelent! xx :clap:

30 Aug 2007

Here is cheesy chads favourite chat up line I might not be fred flintstone but I bet I can make your bedrock lol

31 Aug 2007

Mr says, whats wrong with that old faithfull line 'get your coat, you've pulled'. biggrin

or 'your teeth are like stars.... they come out at night' :moon:

1 Sep 2007

how about...... you've got 256 bones in your body do you want another one? smile

or for the girls...... i've lost my teddy bear can you come to bed with me tonight instead!! biggrin

Post edited 01-09-2007 16:50

1 Sep 2007

im going to try some of these on fri night and see if they work. lol

and if they do will even try them again on the sat night :lol: :lol: Post edited 01-09-2007 18:56

3 Sep 2007

For the girls - to a boy: "I've been thinking it might be nice to share a meal with you -- how about breakfast ??" For the boys to a girl: "People call me John, but you can call me ..................... anytime .." lol

:lol::lol: Not long till the Leeds Social now -- hehe John xx Post edited 03-09-2007 12:59

3 Sep 2007

Here to go Mich a few for the ladies to use lol. See you on 29th mwahxxxxxxxx Mrs C Is your name Gillette... the best a girl can get? Do you have a bandage.... I hurt my knee when I fell for you? You know sweetie, my lips won't just kiss themselves! Reach for the back of their shirt and say... just what I thought, made in heaven. and one not so endearing one is; Did you just fart cos you blew me away lol

4 Sep 2007

according to a leading contraceptive company the most popular chat up line is .... when you fell from heaven did you hurt yourself.....! using that makes you wonder if anyone ever pulls at all smile

Post edited 04-09-2007 19:13

5 Sep 2007

If you were a car, I would wax you and ride you all over town That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you I'd be coming, too .. etc smile

6 Sep 2007

is that a ladder in your tights ,or is it the stairway to heaven,got quite a bad memory,but i think that one worked once,she must have been drunk,lol

7 Sep 2007

Hows about, If you were a door I\'d bang you all night or Can I buy you a drink or would you just like the money and (sorry for the last one ) :mrgreen:

12 Sep 2007

your eyes are like spanners, every time u look at me my nuts tighten. Why u not wearing nickers. what u are, dam my watch is 30 mins fast again. becon a man or a woman with your finger then say, \"ive maid u come with one finger imagine what i can do with the rest of me.

15 Sep 2007

Is your father a thief? Did he steal the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes :O :smitten:

15 Sep 2007

how about: \'is it hot in here or is it just the effect you are having on me?\'

26 Sep 2007

Know it's late but how about Are you'r legs tired because you have been running through my mind all day

4 Oct 2007

Here's a gross one..lol My love for you is like diarrhea,I can't hold it in...!

8 Nov 2007

OH MY GOD!!I haven't looked at this thread for ages and now I''ve missed some corkers!!!keep em coming!...any festive lines to be had??xx

22 Nov 2007

How do u like ur eggs in the morning ??? Fertilised or not woo hoooo Jeremy Kyle show here I come :wank::wank::wank::wank::wank::wank:

24 Nov 2007

Stop looking at me with those "Come to bed eyes" and just get on with it!.......