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I need a snog!!!

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I don't ask for much..... just a snog with a tall, handsome, intelligent guy aged between 30 and 40 with hair..and teeth...good sense of humour..prefereably 6ft plus.....dark hair..blue eyes...has a Phd.... When I say i don't ask for much... :evil2::evil2::evil2:
Bugger...brown eyes smile bolt :bounce:
Midgie think we need to get the Search Engines looking for your Guy. Pity i dont fit the Criteria,haven`t got a Phd :doh: kiss
Midgie can i get a snog off him when you done, xxxxx
[color="olive"]Well Midgie i'm not 6ft but i'll wear big shoes, bald but i'll put on a wig, brown eyes ..... i'll dye them and i'll go night school so any chance of a snog then lol :angel:rolleyes:cheers:[/color]
Huniz did she not give you one at last weekends event?
Oooh Mr H biggrin Can't reply to that for laughing :D [img]
aww what about a girl, plenty of red hair, green eyes, 5"7, good teeth, degree qualified?? I guess if you wanted that then last week would have been your chance lol innocent :grin:
and instead we were like Bert and Ernie biggrin [img]
[color="olive"]Nooooo midgie i told you on way home not to say that lol i'll stick to the story i imagined haha i was gonna try for a snog at notts but i value my testicles too much:kick::scared: oh and you should try a red head they are the best passionkiss [/color]
I'm a redhead - I know!! :happy::happy::happy:
[color="olive"]Well i never lol should of chanced my testicles now bolt:beer:[/color]
Guess I'd better go and dye Mr C's hair, lie about his age and send him back to college then!!!! :grin: :bounce::bounce::bounce:
Huniz you cant beat a nice sexy RedHead,who likes the Quality of a good Red Wine. Oh yeah Mr Huniz you have one dont you, Lucky Devil :devil::mrgreen:
[color="olive"]Yeah Deb i'm greedy i want two or three lol :bounce::bounce::bounce:[/color]
Get your red wig on for Mr H Deb :happy:
Ahh Midgie, would an MSc do? Otherwise can you wait 2 years for me while i work on a PhD?!!!
Thongster biggrin Your bum is a sight to behold me love...... :D An Msc would suffice......just because of the bumness :D *pucker up Buttercup* Mwah! :bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
sexy cc..... oh please do....:inlove: looks like it will hav to b a the christmas social and im definatly cumin to this one.... cus i think i may b DJ FUNKY for the nite apparently!! .... (im helpin the very delicious mr pies for the nite) soooooooooooooo mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm sexy cc...:inlove:
Ok now you two go get a room and stop diverting attention from Midgie's snogfest biggrin kiss:kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss:
I'm with Funks... bugger the snag I just wanna shag:doggy:
[quote user=oliviak]I'm with Funks... bugger the snag I just wanna shag:doggy:[/quote] And what exactly does buggering a snag involve Oli? Another antipodean pastime no doubt? :bounce:
Oh feck typo... I meant snog not snag lol
Midgie sod these shaggers just give us a Snog its better than