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Sex God
fuck me u 2 wot r u like......god im embarrassed now....look u didnt need to go this far....yes il get in ya pants and fuck u senceless......
il mail u the time n date....its gonna b soon.....soooooo shave that fifi.....amd that cock del.....cus the funksters r cumin for ya!!
omg i cant believe u 2.....
funky xx
Sexpert
I agree with katndel funks is all the above though im still not happy she wnt let me get in her undies, I have a slim waist thatnk you very much and i was told I look good in girl boxers!
Sex God
hey andy if u wanna get in my pants that bad....il let u....jus this once!!
if i can cum on the bak of ur bike???
Sexpert
You only wanna come on the back of the bike? why not on the front as well..never tried that before, tell a lie maybe once.
Sex God
duuuuuuuuuuurrrrrttttttyyyyyyy boy!! :rascal:
Sexpert
not my fault, honest to god officer! She liked things that vibrate and well fuel tanks tend to do that lot on bikes
Sex God
like i sed duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurtttttttty boy!!!....:bounce:
Sexpert
Im clean! honest, if no on belives me then I demand a strip search.........No? oh ok I'll just make my way to the exit^^
Sex God
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm a friskin count me in!!
Sexpert
[quote user=funkydiva35]mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm a friskin count me in!![/quote]
see you at 8 tonight then ^^
Sex God
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm shaven haven......
Sex God
durty girl im gonna wee wee on ya......lol
Sexpert
[quote user=funkydiva35]durty girl im gonna wee wee on ya......lol[/quote]
funky go sit on the naughty step
Sex God
hav i got to wear a pointy hat wiv a D on it???
Sexpert
well you could always go for the school teacher look..ummmmmmmmmmm, had a really yummy maths teacher she was only like 23 at the time, hm think the rest I'll keep to myself as it may make funky blush
Sex God
tell tell tell.....
Sex God
it mite do sexy bays......
iv not done everythin u kno........
well
i dont think i hav.......
Sexpert
thats true I dont think funkys had her way with a young man on a motorbike (and Im not talking about me..for once), yeah this maths teacher was every school boys wet dream! in the summer she'd wear blouses with the buttons at the top undone and well a few times she had a lil nipple slip, Given the chance I'd done some after class maths with her ^^
Sex God
Iv neva done a teacher while at skool, but i hav fucked in a skool in my youger frivous day! Lol
And thanx sexy cc, diva suits me, but im more dizzy than dunce me thinks! Lol
Sexpert
[quote user=funkydiva35]Iv neva done a teacher while at skool, but i hav fucked in a skool in my youger frivous day! Lol
And thanx sexy cc, diva suits me, but im more dizzy than dunce me thinks! Lol[/quote]
Darn i missed out in my school days then!.Still bloody Missing out on it now ^^
Sex God
and me.....:doh:
Sexpert
So funks if your coming to the MK "do" you gonna bring a birthday cake for me?? I'll be the ripe old age of 24. Probs about time I started to settle down and think about saving for a house........bollox am I ^^
Sex God
U outta really u old fucka, cus if u dont ul end up like me.......lol
U kno id buy u a cake hunni but i aint goin to mk..... Boooooo
Sexpert
[quote user=funkydiva35]U outta really u old fucka, cus if u dont ul end up like me.......lol
U kno id buy u a cake hunni but i aint goin to mk..... Boooooo[/quote]
Your as young as you feel babes....wait my last gf was 39 does that make her 23 or me 39?????. Well i'll do the whole marrige thing after I get my harley. Cant belive your not coming to MK who am I ment to pester and hide behind if I get into trouble ?
