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12 Jul 2008

I think that bump on me bonce has made me dizzy .... and I've lost me mental pills again :crazy:

12 Jul 2008

Ahh, this is where I should score some points then..or be considered an honary woman (well I am told I am in touch with my female side)... I have a diploma, three degrees, a BA, an MA and a Phd (call that a professorship if you like) in the art of pussy licking...and I can do it all day and all night!! :bounce: WTF - this went into the wrong thread!! Not me!!

12 Jul 2008

[quote user=mwm69] WTF - this went into the wrong thread!! Not me!![/quote] No silly me, Twas the right thread, I was just looking at an older page. Doh!

12 Jul 2008

:doh:sexy mw..............tis ok hunni....its ya age....i undastand!! fuck me i shudnt say that shud i.....ur neva gonna fuck me wiv flattery like that... banghead

sexy mw..........i fancy u sooooooo much!!:mrgreen: can i play on ya stanna now pls??:color: fuck me thats not right either....i giv up.....or il jus say wot the guys say to me in the chatroom... mw, fancy a fuck???:doggy:

12 Jul 2008

[quote user=funkydiva35]:doh:sexy mw..............tis ok hunni....its ya age....i undastand!! fuck me i shudnt say that shud i.....ur neva gonna fuck me wiv flattery like that... banghead

sexy mw..........i fancy u sooooooo much!!:mrgreen: can i play on ya stanna now pls??:color: fuck me thats not right either....i giv up.....or il jus say wot the guys say to me in the chatroom... mw, fancy a fuck???:doggy:[/quote] LOL, not sure the Zimmer frame could take that much action babe! Have a word with Mrs MWM and see if you can work out something with a swing involved (or a table) we likes those! :bounce:

12 Jul 2008

as i slowly and seductively work my hands up ur skirt.....delicatly feelin the insides of ur thighs.... and then...rip off ur tena ladies.... rotflmao

and for all u thick peeps....there piss pants!! loon

piss take funkyD xx:P

12 Jul 2008

[quote user=funkydiva35]as i slowly and seductively work my hands up ur skirt.....delicatly feelin the insides of ur thighs.... and then...rip off ur tena ladies.... rotflmao

and for all u thick peeps....there piss pants!! loon

piss take funkyD xx:P[/quote] Miss Piss take Funky:2fingers:........you are in BIG trouble now boink

:uhoh: Dont think you are too old for me to put you over my knee for a good spanking and then get sent to your your not.......tena pants or not :smoke: :haha::haha::haha:

13 Jul 2008

oooooooooohhhh sexy mw....u wanna spank ikkle me?? do ya think ya ticker will hold up?? ...dont wanna giv u to much xcitement!! rotflmao

13 Jul 2008

[quote user=funkydiva35]oooooooooohhhh sexy mw....u wanna spank ikkle me?? do ya think ya ticker will hold up?? ...dont wanna giv u to much xcitement!! rotflmao

[/quote] You are in SOOOOOOOO much trouble madam!! :bounce:

14 Jul 2008

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm sexy mw!! promises promises!!

14 Jul 2008

[quote user=funkydiva35]mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm sexy mw!! promises promises!![/quote] And we ALWAYS keep ours!! Better wear some padding madam!!! :bounce:

15 Jul 2008

ooooh no sexy mw.........i love the pain!! flipa

15 Jul 2008

pain where i like a good old spankin

15 Jul 2008

pain is where the heart is!! rotflmao

:laughabove:

15 Jul 2008

it sure is funks and the arse too lol

24 Jul 2008

and i shud kno......:doh:

25 Jul 2008

yeah you naughty girl go the the head masters rite away for a good telling off

26 Jul 2008

and a cannin mr master??

30 Jul 2008

did you have a cannin funks you bad lass

12 Aug 2008

im a good girlieeeee xx

19 Aug 2008

you a good girl lol and the pop is a poof

20 Aug 2008

[quote user=funkymaster]you a good girl lol and the pop is a poof[/quote] master....do u mean the pope is a poof????? well i neva!!

30 Dec 2008

Of course he`s a poof.:haha::haha: flipa

:flipa::flipa::flipa:

31 Dec 2008

how u kno that foooooooooooooka???

31 Dec 2008

I aint gonna say no more i already upset a few of the arkwrights fooka...............I dont wanna get burned at the stake by the catholics:crazy::crazy: :beer::beer:

31 Dec 2008

I am goiong to lick you from head to toe and preform at least 4 hurs of oral including to tikkle that spot between your bumb and your parts and fuck you deep and hard they you will walk like jelly after...

31 Dec 2008

Fuk i hope you gonna buy me a drink first bru...:crazy::crazy: :haha::haha:

2 Jan 2009

u dont normally need a drink fooooooooooooooka xx rotflmao

13 Jan 2009

how funnys that i get funky to flirt with so when you going to snog me again hun xxxxxxxxxxx

14 Jan 2009

sexy cum......... u kno i think ur soooooooooo sexy and ace....id b honoured to snog u hunni!! wen u gonna cum and lick me tunt??? funky nutta xx