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I think that bump on me bonce has made me dizzy .... and I've lost me mental pills again :crazy:
Ahh, this is where I should score some points then..or be considered an honary woman (well I am told I am in touch with my female side)... I have a diploma, three degrees, a BA, an MA and a Phd (call that a professorship if you like) in the art of pussy licking...and I can do it all day and all night!! :bounce: WTF - this went into the wrong thread!! Not me!!
[quote user=mwm69] WTF - this went into the wrong thread!! Not me!![/quote] No silly me, Twas the right thread, I was just looking at an older page. Doh!
:doh:sexy mw..............tis ok hunni....its ya age....i undastand!! fuck me i shudnt say that shud i.....ur neva gonna fuck me wiv flattery like that...banghead sexy mw..........i fancy u sooooooo much!!:mrgreen: can i play on ya stanna now pls??:color: fuck me thats not right either....i giv up.....or il jus say wot the guys say to me in the chatroom... mw, fancy a fuck???:doggy:
[quote user=funkydiva35]:doh:sexy mw..............tis ok hunni....its ya age....i undastand!! fuck me i shudnt say that shud i.....ur neva gonna fuck me wiv flattery like that...banghead sexy mw..........i fancy u sooooooo much!!:mrgreen: can i play on ya stanna now pls??:color: fuck me thats not right either....i giv up.....or il jus say wot the guys say to me in the chatroom... mw, fancy a fuck???:doggy:[/quote] LOL, not sure the Zimmer frame could take that much action babe! Have a word with Mrs MWM and see if you can work out something with a swing involved (or a table) we likes those! :bounce:
as i slowly and seductively work my hands up ur skirt.....delicatly feelin the insides of ur thighs.... and then...rip off ur tena ladies....rotflmao and for all u thick peeps....there piss pants!!loon piss take funkyD xx:P
[quote user=funkydiva35]as i slowly and seductively work my hands up ur skirt.....delicatly feelin the insides of ur thighs.... and then...rip off ur tena ladies....rotflmao and for all u thick peeps....there piss pants!!loon piss take funkyD xx:P[/quote] Miss Piss take Funky:2fingers:........you are in BIG trouble now boink :uhoh: Dont think you are too old for me to put you over my knee for a good spanking and then get sent to your your not.......tena pants or not :smoke: :haha::haha::haha:
oooooooooohhhh sexy mw....u wanna spank ikkle me?? do ya think ya ticker will hold up?? ...dont wanna giv u to much xcitement!!rotflmao
[quote user=funkydiva35]oooooooooohhhh sexy mw....u wanna spank ikkle me?? do ya think ya ticker will hold up?? ...dont wanna giv u to much xcitement!!rotflmao[/quote] You are in SOOOOOOOO much trouble madam!! :bounce:
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm sexy mw!! promises promises!!
[quote user=funkydiva35]mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm sexy mw!! promises promises!![/quote] And we ALWAYS keep ours!! Better wear some padding madam!!! :bounce:
ooooh no sexy mw.........i love the pain!!flipa
pain where i like a good old spankin
poke pain is where the heart is!!rotflmao :laughabove:
it sure is funks and the arse too lol
yeah you naughty girl go the the head masters rite away for a good telling off
did you have a cannin funks you bad lass
you a good girl lol and the pop is a poof
[quote user=funkymaster]you a good girl lol and the pop is a poof[/quote] master....do u mean the pope is a poof????? well i neva!!
Of course he`s a poof.:haha::haha: flipa:flipa::flipa::flipa:
I aint gonna say no more i already upset a few of the arkwrights fooka...............I dont wanna get burned at the stake by the catholics:crazy::crazy: :beer::beer:
I am goiong to lick you from head to toe and preform at least 4 hurs of oral including to tikkle that spot between your bumb and your parts and fuck you deep and hard they you will walk like jelly after...
Fuk i hope you gonna buy me a drink first bru...:crazy::crazy: :haha::haha:
u dont normally need a drink fooooooooooooooka xxrotflmao
how funnys that i get funky to flirt with so when you going to snog me again hun xxxxxxxxxxx
sexy cum......... u kno i think ur soooooooooo sexy and ace....id b honoured to snog u hunni!! wen u gonna cum and lick me tunt??? funky nutta xx