anyone real

12 May 2006

I mean some peps make contact then nothing, am I wrong, please tell me :doggy:

15 May 2006

Yes lots of people on here are real...Clearly you have not found them yet though!!...lol

16 May 2006

Yes you are wrong...as we have met a few from this site...mainly from using the chat room and getting to know them there first....It does work, but not just from a couple of emails. At least it wouldn't with us

19 May 2006

Ian. Zorro's understudy?? it is quite dashing!!...lol

5 May 2008

hiya , i signed up as a guest ,got two messages ,thought great paid money to reply ,and er nothing ,does this site send out messages to get guys to sign up ? Im thinking as a single guy who is not that good looking iv not got a chance :-) oh well Â£14 to learn a lesson aint to bad ha ha

21 Aug 2008

i dont think im real......im jus a figment of ur imagination!!:doh:

21 Aug 2008

Yup, we're all figments of the imagination and Funky is a hologram:grin:

21 Aug 2008

Nah funky`s real enuff i touched er......well i spanked er arse actually:haha::haha: :giggle::giggle:

23 Aug 2008

i think i am real not 100% though can anyone let me know if i am or not lol

23 Aug 2008

tint tong....ur not real eitha....ur like ping pong a hologram!!

25 Aug 2008

:crazy::crazy:asdfghjkl;poiuytrewqasdfghjkl;.,mnbvcxz.:crazy::crazy: :bounce::bounce:

26 Aug 2008

[quote user=northlondon12]:crazy::crazy:asdfghjkl;poiuytrewqasdfghjkl;.,mnbvcxz.:crazy::crazy: :bounce::bounce:[/quote] Northy! You took the words right out of my mouth!! :bounce:

30 Aug 2008

Jan i`m still waiting to be measured for me willy warmer its taking a long time to get an appointment are these N H S willy warmers.:haha::haha: :happy::happy:

30 Aug 2008

Sorry Mr North blink

........my appointment book is chocka at the mo:small-print: and I cant rush these things. All customers expect the executive personal treatment ya know( but I hate knittng !!!) Soooo many willies to measure and so many distractions :thrilled: innocent

Get back to me after my Moscow trip in December:haha: I suspect you will have to save up for your willie warmer though....the extra long humungous knee trembler willie warmer comes in at a whopping Â£1,500, but does comes with a free suitcase :giggle::giggle:

2 Sep 2008

hyreio#y0g[oriekgt5i90 bgio#q0jkbmopuo j~A GUI#9bj-p f i need puttin to sleep....sumone help me!!

2 Sep 2008

Physical work usually helps, tried that? :bounce:

2 Sep 2008

Funky try "War and Peace"

2 Sep 2008

Or the Story of O! :bounce:

3 Sep 2008

funky i cant be a holagram i pinch myself every mornin to make sure i am really here on this planet .......

3 Sep 2008

planet earth ting tong?? or planet funky??

3 Sep 2008

planet funky ping pong i get lost on all the others and it scares me being on why own lol

9 Sep 2008

m normal kinda sexy fooooka in a strange....mixed up kinda world.....but hey keep smilin and the world will smile wiv ya....or at ya....lol heheheheheh

13 Sep 2008

thats my saying funks ya tunt i think they just smile with you and smile at me lol lol

22 Sep 2008

:laughabove: loon

:laughabove::loon::laughabove::loon::laughabove:

22 Sep 2008

[size="24"][color="orange"]Ning Nong[/color][/size]

29 Sep 2008

I'm real

29 Sep 2008

[quote user=goodtime1]I'm real[/quote] But none of your photos turned out...bit under exposed? Lol...just kidding! :bounce:

29 Sep 2008

mwm.... am i real??? I think I am.... but I could be wrong...

29 Sep 2008

[quote user=oliviak]mwm.... am i real??? I think I am.... but I could be wrong...[/quote] Yup, I can vouch for that cos I squeezed ya bum in Colchester. Well, that's a start anyway! :bounce:

30 Sep 2008

im a silver hologram.....and i changed wen gentle move me from side to side!!!:laughabove: