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Sexpert
It's where we run around the woods with toy guys pretending to be army men:thumbup:, Good fun all year round..if you love to get muddy and coated in crap ^^.
Though the best thing I've done was got a THE best bj off a mates 25 year old step aunty whe I was like 18, she was stayin at theirs from keyna for alil while and well one thing led to another...ok ok I lied and said I had a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge penis BUT nether the less she has a thing for white guys (me im ablino), but alas it was not ment to be as I was about to blow my load in her mouth or face I wasnt to sure what to do my mate started to come back down from his room so i had ta zip up really quick!
Sexpert
Yeah only done it once in my life and mate did that hurt! oh and Bay just been airsofting today as well, was giggling all the way to and from the site.
Sex God
andy u bin hangin around in woods agen???
Warming the Bed
If you go down to the woods today,your in for a big surprise etc etc lol (song)
Sex God
sexy kat and del....ur a silver hologram like me.....xx
we twinkle xx
Sex God
[quote user=serens40][quote user=katndel]we are real well most the time sometimes we aren't real ?[/quote]
Have some of my special mental pills sexy katndel :giggle::doggy:
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can i hav sum too??? :eeek:
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can i hav sum too??? :eeek: Sexpert
[quote user=xfireballx]If you go down to the woods today,your in for a big surprise etc etc lol (song)[/quote]
well i would say big..unless you can call somthing that stands to the hight of your bottom rib big ^^, are these pills the happy "oh i love everybody" pills or the "my hands can touch everything but themselves!! oh wit they can do that as well?"
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well i would say big..unless you can call somthing that stands to the hight of your bottom rib big ^^, are these pills the happy "oh i love everybody" pills or the "my hands can touch everything but themselves!! oh wit they can do that as well?" Sex God
:fuckinghell::fuckinghell::fuckinghell::fuckinghell::fuckinghell::fuckinghell::fuckinghell:
Sexpert
did you forget your happy pills again??
Sexpert
does the "fonzie" pop up every once in awhile?
Sexpert
well i've got the leathers plus my acting is crap so all i need ta do is borrow some gel and "heeeeyyyy"
Sex God
heeeeyyyy 
:laughabove::laughabove:
:laughabove::laughabove: 
Sex God
What about Father Christmas & the tooth fairy are they all real I know the faries at the bottom of my garden are as well cos Ive spied em 
Sexpert
[quote user=qanda]What about Father Christmas & the tooth fairy are they all real I know the faries at the bottom of my garden are as well cos Ive spied em [/quote]
Well i know for a fact that Mrs Christmas is about I saw her just before xmas and I got a photo of her to prove it!.... so ok it's me in fishnets and a Mrs christmas set up
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Well i know for a fact that Mrs Christmas is about I saw her just before xmas and I got a photo of her to prove it!.... so ok it's me in fishnets and a Mrs christmas set up Sex God
WEll andy there really is no answer to that :clap::moon:
Sex God
andy u turnin into a lady boi???
Sexpert
I wouldnt make a convincing "lady" my whole crown jewles where on show evertime I knelt down..God knows how they didnt get hit (leaving this bit open for the insults)...................:grin:
Sexpert
ok ok if any1 is on facebook just type in my SP name and it'll come up the "ladyboy" pics are in there (just make sure you say who you are though^^)
Sex God
andy u on fb too....???
Sexpert
yep im on there as andyprime....god i hate fb sumtimes
