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nuttas shaddow in da house tooooooooooo lol lol
Am I a nutta???? Not sure.... :crazy:
i fooookin am oli...sooooooooooo u must be!!
ooooh master iv bin sittin ere nearly a fuckin hour...u takin me to the pub or wot?? funky the nutta xx:P
funkyd you little tunt i was waiting upstairs for ya its not my fault that you forget where you are its all them e numbers you take its not good for ya
master read the bottom of ur thread boxes....fuckin funny....xx
funny ping when did that go on lol lol foook me we are foooooooooooookin mad tunts
Vixen, Blitzen, all his reindeer Pulling on the reins. Bells are ringing, children singing, All is merry and bright. Hang your stockings and say a prayer, 'Cause Santa Claus comes tonight.
[color="red"]Yeh, you betta be good you betta not.........................................fuk I forgot the the rest.:crazy::crazy[/color]: :bounce::bounce:
ding dong full house and I need to get a life. :doh::evil2:
oi oi master cum bak im missin u....xx
will i do funks................im so on my way to a full house.
chase me chase me...........................woo hoo...............opps i fell:upset::upset:
Here comes the bride :happy::eeek:
You don't have to be mad to work here.... In fact, we test you at interview to ensure you're not.... I'm Brazil, Cashew, Pea, and Coco all rolled into one.... Also, my nuts are smooth and soft. No need to crack em to get at the tasty centre.... D
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm they all gooooooooey in the middle....omg i think im not rite in the hed today...talkin shit and not twatted!! men in wht coats r bangin at me door....:doh:
Why has Master become unknown??? hmmmm
master acidentally deleted his account wen he was normall sexy blondes soooooo now has to wait till he is paid and twatted to rejoin.....the plonka xx
Is this the queue for the Next sale?? No.... Oh my god, I've been in this queue for 2 days.... Peeing into coke bottles.. All I wanted was a cheap pair of low rise jeans and scatter cushions for me sofa..... Nutta - I don't think so, i don't think so.... I challenge anyone to use the mental health act (the revised version 2007) to prove me wrong... I'm as sane as a big bag of sane things, given out on national sane day, in sane town, in the county of sane.... The doctor (not doctor who).... biggrin
In sumary, yes I'm nuts... DD
and meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
[quote user=funkydiva35]and meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!![/quote] Can we be nuts together funks?? smile... Luv ya.... and while we're being nuts together, it'd be rude not to bump uglies hard...... Yeeee Haaaa - anyway you want... :bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:... I think I'm suffering from the same ailments as Oli... such a long time to have an itch... Any offers hee hee..?
Well as it happens DD I had my itch scratched numerous times at the weekend... :bounce::happy::grin:
oli if it itches you may have a problem.:haha::haha: :giggle::giggle: