not had any action for a while, any one help? QUICK!!!!
Quick! Someone dial 999! It's a cock emergency!!!!! lol
:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove:
ha ha hiya funky luv are you well,
best of both lol we're just greedy!!
and dyin for some action!!!
[quote user=oliviak]Quick! Someone dial 999! It's a cock emergency!!!!! lol[/quote]
Or maybe 666............:devil::devil:
[quote user=miss_ccrider]Fuck me whats a cock?
xx[/quote]
Lets try this one again Miss CC.... now a cock is that wee little thing attached to a man... tis the thing that you played with in a naughty way and got the baby up there...understand????
:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
no sexy oli.......
the swan brings the baby!! :doh:
I thought it was the stork???? Or you found them under cabbage patches....
foooooooooooooook me wot planet am i on...:fuckinghell:........dont answer.....yeah its the stork!!:doh:
[quote user=oliviak][quote user=miss_ccrider]Fuck me whats a cock?
xx[/quote]
Lets try this one again Miss CC.... now a cock is that wee little thing attached to a man... tis the thing that you played with in a naughty way and got the baby up there...understand????
:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:[/quote]
Very well put Oli.... If you need a further reference CC, look at most male profiles on here... There you will find pictures of cocks.. Different sizes, some red raw from excessive wanking etc........
If you need further clarification, I will come up to show you first hand... Will even do a naked dance-if that will further your understanding...
Dr_D
Dr Dave, if you come up here and do my a naked willy dance i will give it a great big kiss for you.
xxx
naked willy dances woteva nxt???:doh:
The slow fanny hand jive.
xxx
Funks have you forgotten? You are meant to use the word tunt or lady garden.... :bounce:
[quote user=miss_ccrider]Dr Dave, if you come up here and do my a naked willy dance i will give it a great big kiss for you.
xxx[/quote]
I'm on the internet now booking a flight. Then its the shower to wash and trim (men should do this on a regular basis-just in case)...
Scotland here I come....
Dr_D
im quite handy at gardening actually
i can bring my hoe
well its a hoe lot more than that anyway
bush trimming is free as well
cheers folks, completely detracted from the issue here!!!
i'm still no better off!!!!!
nor me tsm......i got no cock either.....im givin up, this swingin aint all its cracked up to be!! :giveup: