I WANT SOME COCK URGENTLY!!!!!!!

19 Jan 2009

not had any action for a while, any one help? QUICK!!!!

19 Jan 2009

Quick! Someone dial 999! It's a cock emergency!!!!! lol

20 Jan 2009

thanks for the help!!!!

20 Jan 2009

:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove:

20 Jan 2009

OR SOME GIRLS!!!!!

20 Jan 2009

hey tsm...... u the same as me hovis?? best of both!!

:rotflmao::rotflmao:

21 Jan 2009

ha ha hiya funky luv are you well, best of both lol we're just greedy!! and dyin for some action!!!

22 Jan 2009

rnt we all......

:rotflmao: roll on feb 7th.....and leeds......i mite b lucky....for once!!:doh: funky nutta xx:P

22 Jan 2009

[quote user=oliviak]Quick! Someone dial 999! It's a cock emergency!!!!! lol[/quote] Or maybe 666............:devil::devil:

23 Jan 2009

Fuck me whats a cock? xx

23 Jan 2009

[quote user=miss_ccrider]Fuck me whats a cock? xx[/quote] Lets try this one again Miss CC.... now a cock is that wee little thing attached to a man... tis the thing that you played with in a naughty way and got the baby up there...understand???? :bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:

23 Jan 2009

no sexy oli....... the swan brings the baby!! :doh:

23 Jan 2009

I thought it was the stork???? Or you found them under cabbage patches....

23 Jan 2009

foooooooooooooook me wot planet am i on...:fuckinghell:........dont answer.....yeah its the stork!!:doh:

25 Jan 2009

[quote user=oliviak][quote user=miss_ccrider]Fuck me whats a cock? xx[/quote] Lets try this one again Miss CC.... now a cock is that wee little thing attached to a man... tis the thing that you played with in a naughty way and got the baby up there...understand???? :bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:[/quote] Very well put Oli.... If you need a further reference CC, look at most male profiles on here... There you will find pictures of cocks.. Different sizes, some red raw from excessive wanking etc........ If you need further clarification, I will come up to show you first hand... Will even do a naked dance-if that will further your understanding... Dr_D

25 Jan 2009

Oh please no naked willy dances... .get enough of those from Del...:giggle::giggle: bolt

25 Jan 2009

Dr Dave, if you come up here and do my a naked willy dance i will give it a great big kiss for you. xxx

26 Jan 2009

naked willy dances woteva nxt???:doh:

26 Jan 2009

The slow fanny hand jive. xxx

26 Jan 2009

cunt tango????

26 Jan 2009

Funks have you forgotten? You are meant to use the word tunt or lady garden.... :bounce:

26 Jan 2009

[quote user=oliviak]Oh please no naked willy dances... .get enough of those from Del...:giggle::giggle: bolt

[/quote] Us blokes are generally of the opinion that the ladies love the naked willy dance.. Regardless of how often you protest.... We all have a chip installed that's activated when we're 17.. It gives us the ability to perform the willy dance. This usually happens once we're out of the shower wearing just a towel.. Towel drops and.... Willy dance...

26 Jan 2009

[quote user=miss_ccrider]Dr Dave, if you come up here and do my a naked willy dance i will give it a great big kiss for you. xxx[/quote] I'm on the internet now booking a flight. Then its the shower to wash and trim (men should do this on a regular basis-just in case)... Scotland here I come.... Dr_D

26 Jan 2009

[quote user=oliviak]Funks have you forgotten? You are meant to use the word tunt or lady garden.... :bounce:[/quote] Lady Garden PMS.... :bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce: Never heard anyone actually use that phrase to describe the front bottom smile

... Well, not with a straight face anyhow....

27 Jan 2009

cum fuck my lady garden really hard sexy oli.......:doh: not quite the same is it really????

:rotflmao:

27 Jan 2009

im quite handy at gardening actually i can bring my hoe well its a hoe lot more than that anyway bush trimming is free as well

27 Jan 2009

biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddddddddddddddddddddyyyyy

[color="indigo"][/color]:rotflmao::rotflmao:

27 Jan 2009

I always call it my lady garden, not sure why the phrase garden came about, as its not like i got a pile of mud up there or a couple of daffodiles growing up there. In saying that i may have...............been a while smile

:)

27 Jan 2009

cheers folks, completely detracted from the issue here!!! i'm still no better off!!!!!

28 Jan 2009

nor me tsm......i got no cock either.....im givin up, this swingin aint all its cracked up to be!! :giveup: