[color="yellow"]Funkymaster[/color], [color="orange"]Funkydiva [/color]:P and [color="cyan"]Northy [/color]check into a hotel. They pay £30 to the manager and go to their room.
The manager suddenly remembers that the room rate is £25 and gives £5 to the bellboy to return to the people. On the way to the room the bellboy reasons that £5 would be difficult to share among three people so he pockets £2 and gives £1 to each person.
Now each pervert paid £10 and got back £1. So they paid £9 each, totaling £27. The bellboy has £2, totaling £29. Where is the missing £1?
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I know I know I know!
But then again I am an accountant.... :bounce:
[quote user=oliviak]I know I know I know!
But then again I am an accountant.... :bounce:[/quote]
Don't believe you. Accountants are boring. And my one, as nice as he is, doesn't have your assets (accountancy joke there!!)
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[quote user=mwm69][quote user=oliviak]I know I know I know!
But then again I am an accountant.... :bounce:[/quote]
Don't believe you. Accountants are boring. And my one, as nice as he is, doesn't have your assets (accountancy joke there!!)
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Assets??? Please explain... as I am a boring accountant I don't understand metaphors....
[quote user=oliviak]Assets??? Please explain... as I am a boring accountant I don't understand metaphors....[/quote]
Any item of economic value owned by an individual or corporation, especially that which could be converted to cash.
Doh!
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Oh and here I was thinkin you were talking about my boobs...DUH! :giggle:
when's master coming back funks huni?