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Well hello "full house" k.... Wow, talk about the dogs bolox of food, Cesar... With you and FunkyD here, I need nothing else. ;)... Yee mo fo'ing haa.... such a nice sexy bunch of people... Oopppssss... Forgot.... Ones house is full.. Your house is full, his house is full. Her house is full. Their house is not full.... discuss.. :beer: Trying to get into the chat room. Made an arse of myself, then had a look at the advice.. Looks like I was whispering at people without knowing I had.. sorry. Look forward to chatting with you all, when I grow a pair of bolox... Oh, there they are, all smooth and soft.... smile Sexy nuttas..... Dog, Bone, House... house is full..
dr....ur learnin well...... full house and dr....i fooooooooook up everyday in the chatroom, ur ok as long as ur not bitchin anyone.....
Thanx Funkster. You're a doll.. smile Taking your advice, being polite, not being vulgar - there will be plenty of oportunity for my toilet mouth... And wondering hands and fingers... :censored: BTW, if I wanted to attend one of the many meets that happen, how does that work, normally... Oh, fook, 4got.... Brimming house.. Its full, not even room for a little bit more... Iams with carrot.... Full house.. Woof woof.. Dr D
full house dr il keep u informed of the meets....where r u agen?? furball...oh thats pussy's aint it.... erm... pets r us!! funky nutta xx
Full house - fun house - Funky.. I'm in Bath.. But will and can travel anywhere - not much happens in the West. Would be great to meet you all... smile.. Thanks for your offer - tres kind.. grovel grovel.... Furball - Genius, fecking genius.... It is indeed pussys. Lovely persian pussy.... :giggle: Baker's Complete - in a metal bowl.. dressed up in a diamond encrusted dog collar.. Begging, I love the begging... Full house....
ooooohhhh dr... lovin ur threads ur ace!! now wheres peachy and clem....omg there fuckin,,,, doggin stylieee agen.....ere boy cum to mommy!! funky nutta xx
special ikkle mat wiv clem on....tartan one....red bowl...cus hes kinky like his mommy.....and a ikkle red hoodieeee... jus need to get markie to buy me a house and to get twatt hed to bring u bak to mommy..... oh yeah... FULL HOUSE!
[quote user=funkydiva35]ooooohhhh dr... lovin ur threads ur ace!! now wheres peachy and clem....omg there fuckin,,,, doggin stylieee agen.....ere boy cum to mommy!! funky nutta xx[/quote] pleine maison biggrin Ur ace too.. :grin:.... Lovin you 2..... Can't beat a bit of doggie.. hhhmmmmmm... Ok, I need a cold shower..... Can't quite reach my back, and I've dropped the soap on the floor (its liquid soap but go with it) - any takers?? :doggy: :devil: casa piena Oh - Pedigree denta sticks, chewing on a bone - in da house, which is full - as previously explained... What are ya ignorant???
oooo dr....iv got a lovely strap-on....but no takers...dunno y???? oh yeah FUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLL HOUSE!! sit....beg....roll ova in the otha doggies shit....take u home..... bath u....end up nearly drownin....havin to call for a sexy dr!! funky nutta xx
[quote user=funkydiva35]oooo dr....iv got a lovely strap-on....but no takers...dunno y???? oh yeah FUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLL HOUSE!! sit....beg....roll ova in the otha doggies shit....take u home..... bath u....end up nearly drownin....havin to call for a sexy dr!! funky nutta xx[/quote] Full "strap on" House.... Well, if you're offering Funk :doggy: tho only if you're also offering a reach round - be gentle tho - at first biggrin... Shall I bring the oil?? If you call, I'll be there Funk...... :D Dig a hole, put a bone in it, dig it up again and eat it... DD
Anyone seen Mr Russel about? Last seen sniffing about looking for Wilbur. No, oh well i will be off then. Bye. xxxxx
FULL HOUSE yippeee lol :bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
Does a full house of feathers weighing 5 tons weigh the same as a full house containing 5 tons of lead?? :doh: A dwelling devoid of extra storage capacity... :borg: All dogs - but not poodles, they're just stupid... Dr Dave's house is a full house.. Doccie Dave..:angel:
are you missing the point here doccie dave? Full house is when you have your name as the last post after each and every one of the threads. Childish.... oh boink but just has to be done occasionally and usually when one is bored :doh: :bounce::bounce::bounce:
FULL HOUSE........ lets hav a fh party.....xx wilbur....jack.....poodles....pepsi and clem can cum too!! funky nutta xx
FFS...my first FH in weeks...months even! Down Boy! :bounce:
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YAY my first Full House in AGES!!! Woof woof
Not any more madam! Siiiiiiiiit! :bounce:
full house....get in there....welcum bak u lot...thought ud deded on me...xx
[quote user=mwm69]Not any more madam! Siiiiiiiiit! :bounce:[/quote] NOOOOOOOO it's MINE MINE MINE! Grrrrrr
[quote user=oliviak][quote user=mwm69]Not any more madam! Siiiiiiiiit! :bounce:[/quote] NOOOOOOOO it's MINE MINE MINE! Grrrrrr[/quote] My first official Full House - proper.... After MWM's guidance... I thought it was a random thread - which I excel at... but there was method.... Get in there.... Mine I tell ya, mine.... basque in my glory biggrin Back of the net!! Dog with a bone - ready to have your itch scratched Oli????
grrrrrrrrrrrrrr woof woof...................on my way to a full house. Only one to get..................Hope no-one else wakes up and steal it from me. xxxxx
shift ya ass sexy cc.....funkys in da house FULL HOUSE good boy rover...xx
full house roll me ova in the clover....lol
Of course you realise this means war........ biggrin but not today - too ill to fight..... I'd be so sub today.... Couldn't fight you off... :D Roll you over Funk... I'd roll you over, in the clover, roll you over in the clover and I would indeed do it again (and again, and again, and again, and again, and again) until you begged me to stop... Then I'd do it again... :D.. In summary, there would be lots of rolling and flat clover.. :D
war....bring it on dr..... oh u a poordy boy??....wots wrong hunni??? dr funky nuttas on her way round...as long as its not herpes or crabs....rotflmao:rotflmao: oh nearly forgot... FULL HOUSE!! good boy u can hav ur bonio....xx
[quote user=funkydiva35]war....bring it on dr..... oh u a poordy boy??....wots wrong hunni??? dr funky nuttas on her way round...as long as its not herpes or crabs....rotflmao:rotflmao: oh nearly forgot... FULL HOUSE!! good boy u can hav ur bonio....xx[/quote] Thanks Funks.smile... I'm back now... It was nothing a vast quantity of wine and gin couldn't shift.... Crabs or herpes :grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin:.. No, I'm as clean as a bottle of dettol... You can give me a thorough check over if you like :)... HMMMMMMMM.... Hands or mouth, or both..... I can have my bonio :).... You can have my bonio anytime you like... 3 or 4 times.... Re war, the only way to settle this is wrestling.. Dr D
FULL HOUSE!! FOOOOOOOOK ME IM BORED....sumone shag me doggy stylieeee funky nutta xx