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i am actually and not bin to bed and now i cant see either.....any drs in da house???
funkyD xx:P
tryin not to smother marky wiv a pillow cus of his foooookin snorin....
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WOT THE FUCK??? (Funky's Blog)
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ooooh im norty i aint done much housewk today....fooookin puta xx
:(:(:(:( i am twatted and noone wants to talk to me lol Sex God
rite behind u kev.......peep po xx
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smeely bugga.........did i frighten u master??
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ooooh master im in sooooooooooooo much pain!!!
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feelin betta folks......
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fuck jus woke up
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master i cant stop ni ni'ing......
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this is true master but marky wud get very angry wiv me and spank me bum!!:mrgreen:
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sexy mw,,,,,welcum,,,,,,wish i cud make ur ass sore......
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oh i had a fab night last night, thanx for all the folks that cum, n cum, n cum.....lol
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fuk im bored
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Delirium - Silence
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Give me release
Witness me, I am outside
Give me peace
Heaven holds a sense of wonder
And I wanted to believe
that I�d get caught up
Complimentary
"Silence"
Ringtone
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> when the rage in me subsides
Passion chokes the flower until she cries no more
Possessing all the beauty hungry still for more
Heaven holds a sense of wonder
And I wanted to believe that I�d get caught up
When the rage in me subsides
In this white wave
I am sinking
In this silence
In this white wave ... in this silence ...
[these lyrics are found on
I believe I can�t help this longing ...
comfort me I can�t hold it all in ...
if you won�t let me ...
Heaven holds a sense of wonder
And I wanted to believe that I�d get caught up
When the rage in me subsides
In this white wave
I am sinking
In this silence
In this white wave ...
in this silence I believe I have seen you ...
in this white wave you are silent
You are breathing in this white wave ...
I am free
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WAKEY WAKEY RISE AND SHINE.....
HIDEY HI HODEY HO......WELCUM CAMPERS TO THE FUNKY BOOTCAMP......AND TODAY ON THE AGENDA WE HAV....TOSS YA COCK IN THE PADDLIN POOL
WET UR END IN THE DEEP DARK DININ ROOM CALLED CUNT
SHAKE UR BOLLOX IN THE AIR....AND DO THE HOKEY COKEY AND TURN AROUND
BINGO AT 10AM........legs 11..woohoo!
diva and master.....bing bong!"!
2 3 4 5 once i caught funkyD alive, 6 7 8 9 10 then i let her go agen......
why did u let her go....cus she bit me dickie so!
where did she bite ur dickie so?......this ikkle bollock on me rite!!
why did u let her bite ur bollock so?....thought she was horny, but only foooookin hungry!!:fuckinghell:
anyone had the same experience or anythin similiar....please let me kno where she is....cus i lost her wen in the airin cupboard wiv the tortoises and towels that were tumble dried for extra fluffyness!!:laughabove:
cus i louved the bitin and im fooooooooookin starvin marvin.......
where is the kfc.....finger lickin good???
and for aftas....mcdonalds???
i shud b a fat fooooooka wiv all the shite i eat, but i am horny and sexy jus like funkyD.....think its down to all the good clean livin and best friend jean and a big helpin hand from one phat dj square comode...luv his tunage!!:kick:
thank u for listenin....now its off me chest....i can be normal agen....(well il try to be......b4 my mommy calls in the men in white coats to take me to the funny farm where funkyD mite b)
thanku....
master......:sticky:
ps...do sleep well earthlings!!
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Ahhh... Yeah yeah
You’ve got to show me love
Heartbreaks and promises, I’ve had more than my share
I’m tired of giving my love and getting nowhere, nowhere
What I need is somebody who really cares
I really need a lover, a lover who wants to be there
It’s been so long since I touched a wanting hand
I can’t put my love on the line, that I hope you’ll understand
So baby if you want me
You’ve got to show me love
Words are so easy to say, oh ah yeah
You’ve got to show me love
I’m tired of getting caught up in those one night affairs
What I really need is somebody who will always be there
Don’t you promise me the world, all that I’ve already heard
This time around for me baby, actions speak louder than words
So if you’re looking for devotion, talk to me
Come with your heart in your hands
Because me love is guaranteed
So baby if you want me
You’ve got to show me love
Words are so easy to say, oh ah yeah
You’ve got to show me love
Show me, show me baby
Show me, show me baby
Show me, show me baby
Show me, show me baby
Heartbreaks and promises, I’ve had more than my share
I’m tired of giving my love and getting nowhere, nowhere
What I really need is somebody who will always be there
This time around for me baby, actions speak louder than words
If you’re looking for devotion, talk to me
Come with your heart in your hands
Because me love is guaranteed
So baby if you want me
You’ve got to show me love
Words are so easy to say, oh ah yeah
You’ve got to show me love
There’s nothing that you can tell me
You’ve got to show me love
There’s only one key to my heart
You’ve got to show me love
Show me, show me baby
You’ve got to give it to me, give it to me, give it to me yeah
I don’t want no fakes, don’t want no phoney
I need you love
Show me, show me, show me baby
Give it to me, give it to me
I am not a toy, I’m not a play thang
You’ve got to understand
If you’re looking for devotion, talk to me
Come with your heart in your hands
Because me love is guaranteed...
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
