WOT THE FUCK??? (Funky's Blog)

7 Apr 2008

im gettin married.............lol funkyD xx:P

7 Apr 2008

When Milton inspected his willie, He said "This thing's so short it's just silly. It's becoming so small I can't find it at all And I soon won't be Milt, I'll be Millie."

7 Apr 2008

Funks can I be a bridesmaid. :bounce::bounce:

7 Apr 2008

yes u can norffy, id love that!! lol

7 Apr 2008

Sounds good funks you know its a custom that the best man fuks the bridesmaids well can you have a best woman instead an can it be the very sexy Miss S. :happy::happy:

7 Apr 2008

miss s........will u be our bridesmaid??? funandfunky xx:hunk::P

7 Apr 2008

oh and norffy fucka, me and funfor hav decided we wud love u to be our page boy......dressed in a sailors uniform......that ok??? us xx:hunk::P ps...u must hav ur otha nipple pierced and a prince albert!!

7 Apr 2008

and u hav to smack the brides bum every hour!!! us xx:hunk::P

7 Apr 2008

uh hum *cough* *cough* *cough* Maddies feeling distinctly unloved :cry: :cry:

7 Apr 2008

[quote user=madchick]uh hum *cough* *cough* *cough* Maddies feeling distinctly unloved :cry: :cry:[/quote] oh sexy mads........im sorry babes........rite ur role is maid of no-honour!! this is a very prestige role.......and ur given the rights to lick the bride first!! funandfunky xx:hunk::P

8 Apr 2008

yeh you two thats all no problem except my albert aint gettin no fukin prince. :crazy::crazy:

8 Apr 2008

cum on norffy.........dont b a spoil sport......funky will hold ur hand!! funforuandme xx

8 Apr 2008

fuck i cant sleep..........

8 Apr 2008

The fairy A couple had been married for 25 years and had also just celebrated their 60th birthdays. During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would give them one wish each. The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her wand and poof... She had the tickets in her hand. Next, it was the husbandâ€™s turn. He paused for a moment, then said, "Well, Iâ€™d like to have a woman 30 years younger than me." The fairy picked up her wand and poof... He was 90... Morale: All men are bastards but at least the fairies are on our side......

8 Apr 2008

Why are men like laxatives? They can irritate the shit out of you... funky xx

8 Apr 2008

Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? Because it said 'concentrate'............... twatted funky xx:P

10 Apr 2008

rite goin shoppin for clothes, yes u heaed rite....CLOTHES!! hehehehhe funkyD xx:P

10 Apr 2008

ffs............heard!! lol

11 Apr 2008

oh me good mate kentbri as left sp now.........im gonna b the only ikkle fucka left.......:upset: funkyD xx:P

11 Apr 2008

:angel: Love the fairy joke! Don't worry funky.....sure you have enough friends to keep you company xxxx

11 Apr 2008

thanx fidge......sendin u a big kiss n hugs xx

12 Apr 2008

Yeh funks you still got me wiv me silly jokes an fidge wiv her gorgeous tits.(an they are gogeous aint they) :thrilled::thrilled:

13 Apr 2008

hwoar: yes i agree norffy gorgeous tits, it ain t fair iv got none.......oh well...... and norffy i kno, il always hav u!!:rose: funkyD xx:P

13 Apr 2008

Funks i luv your ickle tits an u know it. And yes you will always have me as a friend cos dirty fuckas are attracted to each other. :thrilled::thrilled::thrilled::thrilled:

13 Apr 2008

Don't worry about tits funky....they get in the way!

14 Apr 2008

hey minx......u a dirty fucka too???

14 Apr 2008

Minx I wud be happy if your tits got in my way. flipa

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14 Apr 2008

funky not happy chick at the mo...................... funky xx

14 Apr 2008

cum ere funks a big hug and loads o kisses for me bestest buddy.

assionkiss::passionkiss::passionkiss:

16 Apr 2008

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm norffy...luv ya !!!:love: :therethere::therethere: and im feelin ur love :love::love: