WOT THE FUCK??? (Funky's Blog)

5 Mar 2008

[quote user=funkydiva35]fuck me scott.......[/quote] Oh, go on then... :grin: [quote user=funkydiva35]i thought i was chattin to myself on ere.....thank fuck im not goin maaaaaaaaaaddddd! and id love to dance wiv u........ funkyD xx:P[/quote] Na you're not going mad.. You've already gone completely mental!!! But i like that in a girl, so you're ok. lol Excellent the next dance is mine! I'd better get to the bar; to find my natural rhythm of course... :P

6 Mar 2008

hey sexy scot mines a gin and tonic....... funkyD xx:P

6 Mar 2008

10 GnT's comin up! :grin:

6 Mar 2008

:fuckinghell: u dont kno me very well, do u??? i dont drink very often, it only takes ne a cpl to get drunk!!! i mainly drink water......wen im out!!! ( mmm i wonder why.....lol) funkyD xx:P

7 Mar 2008

Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway? im ponderin....... banghead

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7 Mar 2008

[quote user=funkydiva35]u dont kno me very well, do u???[/quote] Not yet... :P [quote user=funkydiva35]i dont drink very often, it only takes ne a cpl to get drunk!!![/quote] :thrilled: [quote user=funkydiva35]i mainly drink water......wen im out!!! ( mmm i wonder why.....lol)[/quote] Hehe! Hydration IS very important. ;)

9 Mar 2008

fuck hydration scott...... waters cheaper than gin!!!....lol funkyD xx:P

9 Mar 2008

[quote user=funkydiva35]fuck hydration scott...... waters cheaper than gin!!!....lol funkyD xx:P[/quote] It should be bloody free though! :fuckinghell:

13 Mar 2008

it shud scott, ur very true there......... im feelin sad today....i wanna cry..xx funkyD xx:P

14 Mar 2008

feelin happier today, fuckin tongue is killin me tho.....tits not too bad tho..... funkyD xx

14 Mar 2008

Sorry to hear you were feeling bad yesterday funky. :cry: But glad to hear that you're better today. This should sort your tongue right out! passionkiss

As for your tits..... We'll have to work on those! :P

18 Mar 2008

anytime scottie.........if ur hard enuff???

18 Mar 2008

goin for a wank......... do u think iv got a dbl chin??? and put alot of weight on???

18 Mar 2008

[quote user=funkydiva35]goin for a wank......... do u think iv got a dbl chin??? and put alot of weight on???[/quote] Dunno hun!?! I guess you'd better post up some new pics, and i'll let you know.. :P

18 Mar 2008

[quote user=funkydiva35]anytime scottie.........if ur hard enuff???[/quote] For you? Always! :doggy:

19 Mar 2008

bring it on!!!!!

20 Mar 2008

im feelin lonely.........

23 Mar 2008

funks don`t feel lonely you plonka next time you feel like that ring me you fuckin nutta you got my no. :borg:

23 Mar 2008

i will norffy ya fooker................:color: funkyD xx:P

23 Mar 2008

Funks if,your feelin lonely,bored an definately if u wanna cry ring me cos someone as nice as you should`nt be feelin like that.I`ll try me best to make yer smile cos im your mate an sometimes we all need a shoulder. yer nuttah!!! Norffxxx dunno why me signiture aint comin up

23 Mar 2008

:inlove: luv ya fooker, my new best buddy........... loon

funkyD xx:P

3 Apr 2008

any1 like me new pix?

3 Apr 2008

It's photoshop-tastic! :P

4 Apr 2008

:inlove: glad u like sexy brian..........im lovin urs too babes!! funkyD xx:P

4 Apr 2008

I've just been looking at your new pix Funky... And in answer to a much earlier question, no double chin or gut to be seen anywhere... :evil2: How're ya doin anyway? I can't believe you've managed to keep this thread goin for so long lol!

5 Apr 2008

Funks I gotta say...........stunning pics....but aint you got a toilet u nutta!!! hehehehehe. :mad:

5 Apr 2008

[quote user=northlondon12]Funks I gotta say...........stunning pics....but aint you got a toilet u nutta!!! hehehehehe.[/quote] I think i''ve missed some! :O :mrgreen:

7 Apr 2008

SCOT.....I THINK NORFFY FUCKA, IS REFERRIN TO THE PISS SHOTS.........MY LOVELY GOLDEN SHOWER PICS!! HEHEHEHE FUNKYd XX:P

7 Apr 2008

fuck me,:laughabove: sorry didnt mean to shout on last reply....and thanx to:rascal: every1 that gav me a hug :love: on friday wen i was on a downer... passionkiss

...2 many naughties i think and i jus crashed!!:sticky: :smitten: but hey im bak 2 normal now.:fuckinghell:..woteva the fuck is.....but im happy and thats all that counts.... rotflmao

funkyD xx:P :love::love::love:

7 Apr 2008

Those difficult words..... A high school teacher in birmingham asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly said, "My family went to my granddaddyâ€™s farm, and we saw all his pet sheep. It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate." Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to dudley zoo and I was fascinated." The teacher said, "Well, that was good, Sally, but I want the word, "fascinate." Little Billy raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Little Billy was noted for his bad language. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate," so she called on him. Billy said, "My cousinâ€™s wife has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight funkyD xx:P