twatt hed
sex, naughties and funky house music
shakin me booty
valerie
lovin me cam
toxic cum
myspace
raspberry cunt
strawberry cunt
kiwi cum
funkyD xx:P
think i mite hav a boogie...............wanna join me????
funkyD xx
good ansa i had today..................i sed to a sexy peeps on ere......
fuck me thought ud died.....and they replied....i have...and gone to heaven where i chose you to be my fuck buddy!!! xxx
how fuckin good is that.....................:grin:
love it!!!
funkyD xx:P
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w t f ::funky you could'n of named this thread any better :giggle::giggle:
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fluffy, u kno wot, i get bored far too easy and i didnt kno wot to do wiv me fingers........................soo off they went on their own and did all this bullshit.......................but hey im likin me bullshit!!!!!
hahahahah
funkyD xx:P
candy girl
roller skates
knee pads bum pads
seriously horny single and young guys that no1 wants to love or fuck!!!
pauls groups
intigs valentines
speakers not workin
stud muffin
jizz king
my life
my spots
god iv got to do the housewk
homer
my hairs a fookin mess
need to clean windows
enoivtrheyp9rh;kfjw;ero89234jxc9e'MQOKDELSGFNMOERIUTY9PWRU[0QDCMKLVJNDFJKS
SLIM FAST
vanilla
strawberry
chocolate
bless me
funkyD xxx
candy girl
roller skates
knee pads bum pads
seriously horny single and young guys that no1 wants to love or fuck!!!
pauls groups
intigs valentines
speakers not workin
stud muffin
jizz king
my life
my spots
god iv got to do the housewk
homer
my hairs a fookin mess
need to clean windows
enoivtrheyp9rh;kfjw;ero89234jxc9e'MQOKDELSGFNMOERIUTY9PWRU[0QDCMKLVJNDFJKS
SLIM FAST
vanilla
strawberry
chocolate
bless me
funkyD xxx
fuck did that twice...........lol
oh welcum back ian and lucy xxxxxx
funkyD xx
oh kno wots happened to funkymunky?????
did he not pay his bill!!!
fuck thats a shame
did dums
funkyD xx
omly me agen talkin my usual tripe.........today iv mostly bin eatin strawberry slimfast!!!
funkyD xx:P
im still off me boxie doodle dandy xxxx
funkyd
fuck me im bored and i feel sick xx
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jus passin on me cloud funky and i thought id stop by and see how ur doin........well diva, im very well..............glad iv bumped into u.....i wanted to ask u a question,,,,,,go on funky ask away....well i was jus wandering funky......if u pissed in my arse durin 1 of our mad sessions...yes........well wen i go to the loo, shud all ur piss cum out??........diva, i wud hav thought so....cuz where the fucks it gonna go??.....mmmmmmm funky, wot if it doesnt...... does that mean ur piss is gurglin in me tummy.........well im tellin u now funky.....ur not fuckin doin it agen........bet iv put fuckin 4lb on tonight........and its all ur piss!!
and im sure weightwatchers wont accept that reason for my sinning and weight gain!!!!:upset:
me :P
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oh diva........ur such a miserable fuckin cow.....and i really njoyed it too!!
well funky........im not puttin 4lb on jus 4 u and ur piss!!
go relieve urself on the loo, like any normal peeps..............and put the fuckin lid up!!
or il knock ya block off!!!
diva xxx:P
ooooooooooooooh iv got a nasty cold and sore throat................need tlc!!!
funky:P
Isn't Disneyland a people trap operated by a mouse? :P
Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called a shipment but when you transport something by ship it is called cargo?
:inlove:
bak off meeeeeeeeee jollies agen ,,,,,,feel fab!!!
funky xx:P
reiodjsk//NG r/eitoer\ sfv
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2 HONEYMOONING DUCKS IN A HOTEL.... AS THEY ARE ABOUT TO MAKE LOVE, THE DRAKE SAYS, "WE DONT HAVE ANY CONDOMS, I`LL CALL ROOM SERVICE". SO HE CALLS AND ASKS FOR THE CONDOMS. THE RECEPTIONIST SAYS, "WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO PUT THEM ON YOUR BILL"? "NO, YOU DAFT BUGGER", HE SAYS, "I`LL BLOODY SUFFOCATE"
tovnetiruhds;nerjgheroighjsf has any1 else got one of these? there bloody great!!!
funkyD xx:P
ooooh im outta me tree.......any1 wanna dance?
Seeing as no-one else is taking you up on your more than generous offer of a dance Funky, i'll step up... Rude not to really! :grin:
:doh:
fuck me scott.......i thought i was chattin to myself on ere.....thank fuck im not goin maaaaaaaaaaddddd!
and id love to dance wiv u........
funkyD xx:P
Any thing cud happen to night, you know.
This could be the best night of me life, iv got 73 quid in me back burner and im gonna wax the lot man!
THE MILKY BARS ARE ON ME.......................YEAH
FUNKYd XX:P 
me member of the month................dont bloody believe it!!
funkyD xx:P
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