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funkydiva35
Sex God
ho do ho..... oh and sexy wark.... kiss me quik...
sexie_arse
Sexlightened
Or kiss me slowly, anywhere you like. lol
funkydiva35
Sex God
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm all ova then seein as im a v greedy girlieeeee.....xx
funkydiva35
Sex God
It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing ♪ ♫ ╔══╗♪ ♫ ✫ ║██║ ║(o) ♥ And in this house the keeper is Jack ♥ ╚══╝ I'm not from the Bronx but I still boogie down ♫
funkydiva35
Sex God
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funkydiva35
Sex God
Is a very happy and lucky girlieeeee..... ;0) Good mornin sexy peeeeeeps, nearly the weekend! Xx
sexie_arse
Sexlightened
Woohoo, its the weekend, lets party ...... Wark xx
sexie_arse
Sexlightened
Right down South, Portsmouth. xx
funkydiva35
Sex God
jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze il need a whole weekend for that one.... ;o)
sexie_arse
Sexlightened
You might not have to Funks, im hoping to make it to Liberty Elite.....will know for sure nearer the date ;-)
funkydiva35
Sex God
oooooooooooooooooooooh that will b fun then.... see u in the jacuzzi.....xx
sexie_arse
Sexlightened
Mmmmm jacuzzi.... i'll be there xx
funkydiva35
Sex God
happy sunday sexy peeeeeeeeeeeeeeps....:angel: jus chillin wiv me funky tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunage while markie watches the footie xx º¤ø„¸¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨ ¨°º¤ø„¸HOUS3 ¸„ø¤º°¨ ¸„ø¤º°¨FOR3V3R``°º¤̡̡͡ ♥♫♫ |̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅| ♫♪♫♥
funkydiva35
Sex God
In the beginning he created the groove And with the groove he made us move And it set our souls free house was a way of life And he made you reach out And raise your hands in the air To rejoin us and sing a song of love Sing a song of Love Sing a song of peace Sing a song of happiness House was our light of day And it shinned on our souls 3 o'clock in the mornin' On an on an on an on an on House was our realease House was our sanctuary house was our prayer
funkydiva35
Sex God
bit chill willy ere today ere in london xx
biggirluk
Sex God
:P we had thunder, lightening and HAIL :scared:
funkydiva35
Sex God
its a nicer day ere today rosie altho this mornin was cold and damp.. its brightened up abit now...xx
funkydiva35
Sex God
week 15...day 3 only 173 days to go well feelin ok at the mo jus had me breakie sooo the sickness feelin as subsided... went 2 whole days and no pukin, then yestaday projectile vomit twice.... not nice.... grrrreat if ur into sick play tho.... yuuuuuky... im not soooo dont get any ideas... lol my hips feel a tad betta also this mornin... sooooo iv obviously not fukin in my dreams agen unlike the otha nite wen i woke jeeeeeeeeeze i felt like id bin gangbangin all nite my poor hips where murder... went out yestaday in low slung jeans and a crop top and felt quite liberated showin off me ikkle bump... soooo mayb im gettin abit more of my old confidence bak.... fingers crossed eh... funky nutta xx:P
sexie_arse
Sexlightened
Thanks for the update, funks smile had 3 kids myself so please keep up the posts.
funkydiva35
Sex God
well im at week 16.... and not feelin too bad.... willin funky junior to giv me a kick... but nothin yet.... my fingers really swelled up yestaday sooooo iv had to stop wearin my weddin ring.. booooo on a good note me and mr markie had wicked rumpy on sunday nite and jeeeeeeze them orgasms are gettin betta and betta!! think il end up molestin him every nite now.... had to take painkillers today cus my poor hips are killin me... sooooo its gonna hav to b gentle rumpy....lol i still cant get markie to agree to freddie funk the miserable bugga....lol goin bra shoppin this week..... not done that in yrs.... cant bloody wait!! njoy ur day sexy peeeeeeps.... funky xx
biggirluk
Sex God
[quote user=funkydiva35] i still cant get markie to agree to freddie funk the miserable bugga....lol[/quote] hahahahaha good luck with that one
sexie_arse
Sexlightened
How has the bra hunting gone? lol Wark xx
funkydiva35
Sex God
well lets jus say its very early and iv bin up since 3am... needin yeah u guessed it gaviscon and fooooooooooooooooooood... sexy warks im goin friday... givin my puppies a lil extra grow time...lol got the midwife today to hear the heartbeat and take yet more bloods... i really hope she can hear funky bumpieee cus even tho im gettin all my regular baby symptoms u do start to wander is there anyfin in there.... silly i kno but i lil reassurance to me Mrs Worry pants goes a long way.... i still keep willin it to giv me a boot but nothin yet... iv got a few new symptoms too.... on top of my swollen fingers, blocked nose in the mornin and lots of snot... lovely... im tellin u this pregnancy malarky is soooooooooooo sexy.... not.... good job me and markie find it a giggle to fart infront of each otha othawise id b in trouble and blowin up like that greedy lil shit in willy wonka... the blueberry girl....lol anyway i must dash i need more hot milk and and i mite jus open the maryland cookies... oh the treats...xx
ceylon1
Sex God
ahhhhhhhh bless you hun. Funny isn't it, when I had my first I was like a sex maniac and felt verrrrry sexy. The second was the total opposite, total lack of sex drive and tired. Hang in there girlee, you'll be blooming before yu know it and little one will be with you. Love as always Vic xxxxxxxxxx
funkydiva35
Sex God
17weeks & 2days.... Well we heard freddie funks heartbeat and it was also kickin the midwife while she was scannin but as yet iv felt nothin... Baby is obviously as lazy as mommy! Lol (i cried at hearin the not bin too grand the last few days, my feet and specially my hands hav swollen dbl in size & im in an awful lot of pain... keep gettin pins and needles too... ;0( went to the gp yestaday and they sed i had inflamation of the joints and stuk me on antibiotics and paracetamols! ;0( keep gettin headaches too and im drinkin gaviscon like its gone outta fashion....yakky heartburn! Thought the sickness had subsided but puked this mornin & then had a nose bleed... Oh the joys ;0) But but but on the plus side as iv not bin drinkin alcohol cus im a gud girlieeee i had a sml glass the otha nite and jeeeeeeeeze i was feelin tipsy afta a few sips...
funkydiva35
Sex God
and  and  im as horny as hell..... ;0) but still tryin to build me confidence on the naked front, still feels bizarre in front of markie, luckily he tells me i look sexy and that he loves me and bumpieee all the time! I love you markie!  Think i mite try swimmin this aftanoon, little scared showin my cellulite thighs ;0( but hey hopefully theyl b checkin out me huge tits to not notice! ;0)  Funky nutta xx 
funkydiva35
Sex God
[quote user=ceylon1]ahhhhhhhh bless you hun. Funny isn't it, when I had my first I was like a sex maniac and felt verrrrry sexy. The second was the total opposite, total lack of sex drive and tired. Hang in there girlee, you'll be blooming before yu know it and little one will be with you. Love as always Vic xxxxxxxxxx[/quote] Aw thankyou vic.... I love you too xxxxx
funkydiva35
Sex God
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr headaches.... think i need a gud seein too... hmmmmmmmmmm
funkydiva35
Sex God
Good mornin ladieeeees & gentlemen  Well the suns shinnin in london, iv had me mornin smoothie and hey presto me mornin poo...  Suffered a little yesterday evenin, me bump felt tite and taute specially jus above the top of me belly button! Ouch & was hurtin a little... Iv had it b4 but once iv relaxed it seems to ease off.... Dunno wot it is any suggestions wud b great!  Oh i was sick yestaday too... Yakky, baby obviously doesnt njoy cheesy nachos!  Boobies are abit sore agen today... But not complainin, im luuuuurvin my new found bazookas & finally gettin used to wearin my ova shoulder boulder holders too...... Neva used to wear a bra b4 i was too little, god only blessed me wiv nipples...  But u kno even tho at times i feel pretty cac, im actually sooooo happy!  Well im gonna b a lazy so and so & hav me an hrs kip b4 i get up... Lookin forward to me sunday meat & 2 veg today!  Mite even get me leg ova if im lucky....  Hav a gud day everyone!  Mwaaaaaaaah  Funky 