well, which one do i choose? ok here goes.....my mate used to own a fish and chip shop, i was 13 and was upstairs getting it on with his sisters mate. everybody knew what was happening so they all (about 10 of them) came up and caught us. I hurriedly got dressed in trackies and t shirt. however i had forgotten to put on underwear, so my hard on was poking out quite obviously. i then had to walk downstairs only to be confronted by my mates mum halfway up the stairs. Her eyes were level with my tent! i really wanted a big hole to come along!!! i eventually passed her after the look of shock had gone from eher face only to have their dog jump up and grab my trousers and pull them down!
From then on i was scarred for life about dogs and trackies!!!
pmsl!!
Morks was on a school trip, he'd snuck off with his "friend" to have a bit of what's what behind the trees! It wasn't till he got on the coach to go home that he found out him and his "friend" were infact on full view of the entire school party!!
Mine was a few years back when i still lived at home, We were enjoying some "mid morning madness" and my mum decided to walk in on us, sit on the end of my bed and decide to start discussing the finer points of........ erm to be honest I wasn't listening! she went on for about half an hour! sometimes spooning can hide a multitude of sins!! lol
I think my worse was when I was 16. I had my boyfriend sleep over cos my Dad was out for the night. We got up fairly early and started having a bit of hows your father! I had put a record on and had it on really loud! Unknown to me my Dad had come home and suddenly walked in the room just as I had climbed on top and was bouncing merrily away! Luckily I still had my long t shirt on so I could have got away with it! He never said anything apart from "Will you turn that bloody racket down!"
Mik thinking about and maybe post later!
About 3 years ago I was having a norty nite in a hotel room with a colleague. We had got very drunk on a nite out. In the height of passion, i could smell something really horrible & could feel something warm running down my legs. I looked down & I was covered in shit. He had only crapped himself. Not just a little bit either. It was all over both of us & all over the covers uuuurgh.
u poor lass sue xxxxxx
hope u told him to go away......
puss, put it this way, I never went back for a repeat performance!!!!
I remember fingering my g/f in the back of my dad's Cortina, she had a lovely fanny and I was enjoying myself as a 16 year old does. He was due back in a while but we figured there was time for a fumble. Suddenly every door opened and his rugby mates jumped in either side of us. Quite a moment, all four of us on the back seat and her mini skirt hitched up.
The other worst experience I had was buying my first porn mag. I went to the local store and decided on something called "New Directions" a pretty juicy publication in the 1980's. The lady serving me was new and couldn't find the price, she looked at every page until she sought assistance from the lady boss, who did the same thing. I never went back and gladly saw its now a hairdressers when I drove past the other day.
Its funny sex seems so out in the open today as opposed to 20 years ago, and very much for the better.
Kathy says.... gulp ! ok i was masterbating with an aerosol deoderant, experimenting really coz i was only young n new to it all lol. i didnt know that if i put it in top first the suction would suck the top off. i cried for ages and took me hours of fishing around to get it out... all i can advise is use two spoons b4 your mum finds out !!!!!
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