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Just thought about a page for RANTS that you have in LIFE. Are electrical goods Guaranteed for 1 Year,but Cars are 3 years.
Do people read Signs,but do the Bloody Opposite. Do I not have many Men Friends,but more Women Friends (10%/90%). And on that note,why do I fancy the Married Women,but havent found a Married Guy I fancy. Is the UK getting more like the USA,but there the ones who kicked us out. Do certain Shoe shops sell larger sizes,and the rest only go up to size 8.
Does Christmas start in October,when the Actual Days are the 25/26th of December. Wait in All Day for a Delivery,and it comes the Next Day.
Venus I`ll keep you occupied when i think of more. Does Santa have the same letters as Satan,never seen him come down my chimney. Does Hair grow when its already Dead.
Santa - you need to stoke him properly as you do the reindeer - and give him a bloody long ladder...
damn that should be 'stroke' give myself 100 lines - I should not question Santa's motives.
Do people say when the Doctor greets them "How are you".(reponse) "I`m Fine". If your fine why are you going to the Doctor.
Why do people sit at a restaurant table, muttering darkly about the quality and the service, but as soon as the waiter wanders over and says "Everything OK?" they all nod enthusiastically and say "Yes - lovely thanks"
haha sudsy im not one for that i WILL always complain if its not upto scratch! especially when im the one paying!! good food comes at a cost! if its crap then i say so lol
Cellophane wrapping!.......... That's all I'm gonna say about the poxy stuff! :taz:
[quote user=morkandmindy]Cellophane wrapping!.......... That's all I'm gonna say about the poxy stuff! :taz:[/quote] Sssshhhhh mork and mind you're giving your kinky secrets away here :haha::haha::haha:
Why do bald people always sit under a spotlight...........have always wondered that
CC - they don't! I hate the bloody things; do absolutely nowt for me at all! smile
Why do people insist on sayting "less things" when they mean "fewer things" ????? Oh - and "amount of things" when they mean "number of things". (You can't have an amount of things) "Rising to a crescendo" - that really bugs me! Crescendo means "to get gradually louder". They mean "Rising to a climax", or something similar.
People who drop litter. There is probably nothing in the world that annoys me more ! It's SO unnecessary!!! I can even tolerate people smoking next to me when I'm trying to eat better than I can dropping litter. (Not that people have much opportunity to smoke next to me when I'm eating these days... smile )
when people are asked " how are you today" they reply " not bad thank you" do's this mean they have 2 states..bad and not so bad. why not just say " yes am great" or not good.. --------------------------------------------- what are you always hungry 1/2 hours after eating a chinese? _____________________________________________ why do people have there answer machine saying " sorry im not here right now " if they were they would answer the dam phone " mwahh MO x
Suds I have to admit that I am generally laid back to be bothered about if I spell correctly ( as I know it windes u up lol xxx)so I will leave that to annoy you while u carry on laughin at me when I spell or provide incorrect grammer lol But the things that do get me wound up is when cars dont indicate infront of me so I have no idea why they are suddenly moving in a different direction, or braking suddenly, or why do people not use the filter lane.... o yes its caus they cant be fookin arsed. If I forget to indicate I am horrified at my mistake and always seem to say a very big sorry to the person who is then getting cross at me. Also why do people say they are friends then do something to show they are totally not that. I feel mortfiyed if I do something that hurts someone especially without me realsiing, then I feel worse. And the biggest one for me is why is it that because I work with children why is it that I spend all day being polite and not say anything naughty that I get in my car and some NAUGHTY PERSON doesnt fookin indicate and I start to expload infront of my passengers eyes do they suddenly think I have totally lost it. No I dont spend my day swearing, grumbling etc so occasionally feel the need to expload in some way or another. Right I feel calm again now!!!!! lol. Rant over
why is it when you go the doctors and they ask you how you are, you say fine thanks...................why the hell are you there then
CC.....TIT Wank.......There too bloody lazy to use there hand. Pity the girl who has small tits. Doesnt do anything for me,I prefer just to kiss or lick.
[quote user=sudsy] "Rising to a crescendo" - that really bugs me! Crescendo means "to get gradually louder". They mean "Rising to a climax", or something similar.[/quote] [color="red"]Well I'm always up for rising to a climax sudsy:rascal:.... but could be a crescendo depending on if the lady is a 'screamer' innocent:haha::haha:[/color]
[quote user=docmartin][quote user=sudsy] "Rising to a crescendo" - that really bugs me! Crescendo means "to get gradually louder". They mean "Rising to a climax", or something similar.[/quote] [color="red"]Well I'm always up for rising to a climax sudsy:rascal:.... but could be a crescendo depending on if the lady is a 'screamer' innocent:haha::haha:[/color][/quote] Ok Doc who spilled the beans about me being a screamer!!! mmmm could be a whole loada people!!!
Why when we go on Holiday do we always buy presents for everyone else? Why do I always get stuck behind really slow drivers ?Last time I looked I'm sure the National speed limit wasn't 40 :censored: Why do people stand in a Q for a while and only when they get to the till do they start a 10 minute rummage for their purse/wallet
[quote user=jj1976]Why do people stand in a Q for a while and only when they get to the till do they start a 10 minute rummage for their purse/wallet[/quote] Yes ! Yes ! Yes !
Sorry: why do i say it when someone does someone bumps into me? why do people say it when they clearly aren't and have every intention of doing the same thing again at the earliest opportunity? :rose:
why are old people allowed to go through express checkouts in supermarkets, when clearly there aint anything express about them,and they never have there money ready to pay, they have to hunt for it. Why cant there be a penionser lane just for them, to talk to each other and discuss how much bread has gone up. Can you tell i used to work in the express checkout at a supermarket :giggle::giggle:
[quote user=miss_ccrider]why are old people allowed to go through express checkouts in supermarkets, when clearly there aint anything express about them,and they never have there money ready to pay, they have to hunt for it. Why cant there be a penionser lane just for them, to talk to each other and discuss how much bread has gone up. Can you tell i used to work in the express checkout at a supermarket :giggle::giggle:[/quote] and why when two pairs of old people meet in a supermarket do they decide to stand and talk for twenty minutes but in the most awkward place in the supermarket.....always at the end of the ailse thats the busiest for people wanting to get by....and they are totally oblivious to the trouble they are causing!
Miss cc and Beu, the reson they do that is caus they are dibblies and that is the best part of their day being able to natter in the middle of life as we all try to move around them or say in a polite and often loud voice EXCUSE ME! The worry is that in another 30 plus years we are gonna be that old dear in Tescos nattering at the end of the isle then fumbling for our purse at the express isle. But there is a difference..... we will all remember that we used get naffed off with those who did it,now we are doing it. The bloody worst thing is there are some people on a swingin site complaining bout ut, with the knowledge that they are probabaly gettin more shaggin in than we do now as too old to bloody get it up or remember where the hell we put it or is it best to take the teeth out before a blowjob or after!!!!
And on the subject of supermarkets .... Why do people take their trolley to one aisle, then just abandon it there, in the way, whilst they saunter off to various other aisles? NOTE TO ALL SUCH PEOPLE: "Take your f***ing trolleys with you when you go then you only take up ONE block of space, not TWO !" I must stop adding to this thread - it's doing nothing for my blood pressure! Jeez - I'd no idea I got so angry about so many things! :giggle: