last seen on at it was last seen in my bedroom, fraternising with a can of coke. it was wearing a green coat with a red collar, and it had its name on it.
we havent seen, or heard from it since the above time. no ransom note was left, and carly is deeply concerned for its safety.
please if you have any information on the whereabouts of carlys 7up, do not hesitate to get in contact.
thank you
ps. crime stoppers have been informed
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Who stole my 7up????
We have it!
If you want to see your 7up again leave in a black plastic bag, underneath the chillout zone by Friday or the can gets it!
We have a very sharp can opener and we're not afraid to use it!
If you do not meet this dead line you will recive you're precious can empty and squashed!
lots of love,
morkandmindy xxxx
First things first, do not hurt the can!!
We would like to point out that is an audacious price to pay for one can of 7up, especially as we could buy at least 12 cans (multi buy) for this price
However the can does hold some sentimental value to Carly. We are willing to negotiate a more reasonable ransom.
We feel there is little need for a black plastic bag, as the change would simply get lost in it. We will provide a brown envelope (which we hope will be satisfactory) this will cost us 29p from the local post office. The envelope is yours to keep so we will be deducting the price from the ransom.
DO NOT USE the sharp can opener. No blood needs to be spilt over this incident. (we are true beilvers in revenge) we await your response.
ps. we hold the pattern for 'ambeint porn' and are not affraid to destroy it!!!
Your insolence offends us, there is currently a brown envelope on it's way to you in the post.
We have added the price of this brown envelope onto the ransom price, which now stands at (including postage)
This envelope is empty and just to prove to you that we are very serious, the next envelope we send will contain a ringpull.
We can promise you there will be no blood spilt..... Only 7-UP.
Mwahahahaha
Our insolence??We were never insolent,we were merely trying to reach an amicable conclusion for this ugly situation.
Instead of sending us an envelope and adding money, how about you dont send us one, and we'll use our own and save the extra charges?
This whole situation seems to have escalated into a rather unpleasant situation where we both stand to lose something special to us.
We therefore offer a swap,an economy diet lemonade (1.5 litres) a half eaten snickers and a low sugar pot of strawberry jelly in exchange for the 7up,plus which is more than a reasonable offer!
ps. we believe its ...'moohahahaha'
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This whole situation seems to have escalated into a rather unpleasant situation where we both stand to lose something special to us.
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Exactly what is it we have to lose???
Don't pass on your guilt to us, if you hadn't neglected the can in the first place we wouldn't have been able to take it!
We have half a mind to report you both to the N.S.P.C.C (National Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Cans).
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Exactly what is it we have to lose???
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AMBIENT PORN as we said we still hold the pattern for it and will destroy it if any harm comes to our can, therefore preventing you enjoying the ambience of ambient porn ever again.
The can of 7up was never neglected, it was placed on the side with its friend, the coke can.
We have seen the dent in the can of coke and if anyone should be reported to the N.S.P.C.C it is you!
We are not afraid to get the police involved, and so we have. The can of coke is willing to give a witness statement clearly identifying you, as the can nappers. we have made arrangements for it to go into a safe fridge so you will never find it. You hold no fear over the can of coke anymore!!!!
We are beyond the point of negotiations anymore, we know where you live (granted, we did get slightly lost) the police have been informed of your address and the S.W.A.T team is currently surrounding you.
We AND the police await your response.
Post edited 25-07-2006 11:59
Sexlightened
carly and morkand mindy...brill made us laugh well done, :clap:
[quote user=cutiecarly]FUCK IT!!!!
Open it, enjoy it!!! (its diet so you wont enjoy it that much haha!!)
we're off down the pub with our ransom money!!!
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmm 7-UP goes great with Bacardi!!
We just tipped your stupid diet coke down the sink........... Bloody grass!!
We suggest from now on you pay more attention regarding your soft drink security!
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmm 7-UP goes great with Bacardi!!
We just tipped your stupid diet coke down the sink........... Bloody grass!!
We suggest from now on you pay more attention regarding your soft drink security! 