was wondering where all the couples have migrated to.
all we have recieved mail from is single and not so single males.
Shhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
we're all still here, we're just hiding!
most of us are under the floor boards but we heard that a few have gone to the attic.
you're welcome to come and join us all, it's warm and cosy and no one will demand that you "get your tits out!"
but if you do decide to come please, please bring alcohol! everyone's getting a bit bored!
We're not here. You didn't see us. Ok?
didn't see who????? lol
Oh and can you bring some cucumbers with the alcohol?? we can't tell you why, it's a secret!!
well we have traps out all night and very rearly get the cpls seems this place ahs been fished out and only sperms left