What's going on??!

22 Sep 2006

We've been on this site for at least two years now, we've had some fantastic meets and made loads of amazing friends. But in all this time we haven't had even as much as a sniff from a single female! This anomaly has perplexed us so much that we have decided they don't exist!! For god sake we could probably arrange a meet with a Dodo with more success (if we were into large, extinct, flightless birds......... which we're not.....Honest!) Is it really too much to ask for? All we want is to meet an Angelina jolie look alike with the body of Jessica simpson. It would be great if she was bi and had the abilaty to suck a golf ball through a hose pipe, she, of course would have to own a full array of lingerie and odd shaped sex toys! I mean really, are we being too fussy? It's getting soooooooo frustrating! P.s If there are any golf ball sucking, bi, Angelina lookalikes out there please don't hesitate to contact us, we only bite sometimes and we wash occasionally too!

22 Sep 2006

well said mindy :clap:, can we have the one's that you dont want cos like you we would love to play with a single female too. So come on girls thats two couple's that would enjoy your pleasure for some fun and frolicing. :lick:

23 Sep 2006

YYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :wank: :wank: :wank: :wank: NOT A WANK A WAVE XXXXXXXXXX OH BUGGER !!!!! im more don jolly than angaleina .

23 Sep 2006

there is actually an underground movement of the single fems against the couple mork and mindy. you didnt hear it from me though :devil: :devil:

23 Sep 2006

:devil: lmao single ladies where ? Not seen one in years im sure they are extinct , if there is any out there that do exist here's another couple that would luv to play with you !!! smile

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23 Sep 2006

how on earth do i use the forum code thingy to get bold text cos it dont seem to wanna work for me......lol :-? sorry thinking i must be having a blonde moment or somming .

24 Sep 2006

[quote user=banditman9]how on earth do i use the forum code thingy to get bold text cos it dont seem to wanna work for me......lol :-? [QUOTE] [ B]Write what you want in bold here[ /B] Post edited 24-09-2006 15:35

24 Sep 2006

[quote user=bibigtits]YYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :wank: :wank: :wank: :wank: NOT A WANK A WAVE XXXXXXXXXX OH BUGGER !!!!! im more don jolly than angaleina .[/quote] [quote user=cutiecarly] there is actually an underground movement of the single fems against the couple mork and mindy. you didnt hear it from me though [/quote] [I]morkandmindy whispers:[/I] we think Bibi may be their leader! she shouted yoohoo really loud and then called me a wanker 4 times! Now we know why none of them will meet us!! PMSL!! (p.s. watch out because she sometimes disguises herself as Dom Jolly!) Post edited 24-09-2006 16:46

24 Sep 2006

Thanx i'll have 2 give that a go wiv the bold text thingy c if i get it rite lol [B]lmao bibi single fem leader - can u lead em here plz [/B] lol

25 Sep 2006

totally agree with you mork an mindy steve said there more elusive than rockin horse s**t . if you reply to the addys they dont reply so they must be aliens come for a visit caz an steve lol

25 Sep 2006

Ermmmmmm M & M ...... now you know how honest and genuine i am - so i hate to tell you...... they DO exsist... and i have had .... i mean, know a few myself !!! lol They do seem a tad transintory tho and come and go on and off the scene - but they are worth it when ya catch one !!! hehehehe !! Keep the faith guys - and have fun xxxxxx biggrin

25 Sep 2006

[quote user=fun4u2me2]Ermmmmmm M & M ...... now you know how honest and genuine i am - so i hate to tell you...... they DO exsist... and i have had .... i mean, know a few myself !!! lol [/quote] Ahhhh! Now we know the truth then! There were plenty of single females and you scared them away! Well i'm sorry but i think that's just plain selfish!! lol

26 Sep 2006

Hey. We are here. We do exist. Just not that many of us!

26 Sep 2006

Ahem ....... as i was saying M & M ..... lol biggrin

- thanks Girl ..... hehehe ....... and i am a scarey kinda guy tho M & M ...... but in a wholly nice way i am told !!!! Now, just what kind of bait are you guys using M & M ? Lmao xxxxx Have fun xxxxxxxx

26 Sep 2006

[quote user=fun4u2me2]Now, just what kind of bait are you guys using M & M ? Lmao xxxxx [/quote] Bait??? We've set feckin traps for the blighters!! lol biggrin

Have you ever seen those little spiders that live in the ground under trap doors? Well mindy's digging a hole in the garden as we speak! lol :D :devil:

26 Sep 2006

i think you need to set a breadcrum trap. :devil:

26 Sep 2006

I suggest you lead a trail of expensive swiss chocloates leading straight to Mindy's exquistite vagina to lure them in with a bed of rose petals to crawl upon .......... Otherwise just get a tube of Smarties and put the sandpaper down and i'll do it myself ...... hehehehe biggrin

Have fun xxxxx

26 Oct 2006

Well guys! we DOOoooooo exist! leave the Dodo's in peace and keep looking! Obviously we are as rare a breed as "genuine single guys" and yes there ARE a few out there ( i met one - hmmmmmm Mwah! xx) Anyways personally i must be the only anti choc lady i know, don't do smarties or any other choc to speak of really, (maybe one sqquare of G*lxy once a quarter) BUT ... if you are talking red wine then; wahayhay,,, reel me in! and of course if a din-dins is thrown in too ......! who said a way to a mans stomach ... wat about the way to soooooooosie's tum ? !!!!! lol

:P

26 Oct 2006

hey sieusie, we drink red wine by the box, not that were alkies biggrin

, and as for the chocolate, now that become a bedroom thing hum hum lol

26 Oct 2006

How dooooo you mean? smear it on the walls! Artistically like? :-?