what do you do?

6 Jan 2008

ok ok i just wondered if it was just me or not but when i watch porn i cant sit an watch the 'boring' bits :sleeping: i have to forward to the really dirty bits hehe is it just me or does anyone else do it too? saying that if an when(boss sat lol) i do watch it with other people i would just forward to the teasing bits of blow jobs and pussy lickin mmmmmmmmm then would prob be to busy to watch the rude bits lol:smug:

6 Jan 2008

Most of our DVDs don't have any boring bits, just 100% hardcore action (and kinky stuff too biggrin

) But we do normally skip any boring bits, unless we're watching the Lover's Guides when the boring bits can be interesting and helpful. Carl and Jeanne xx

6 Jan 2008

porn makes me laugh......but if i was watching it i would fast forward to the good bits

6 Jan 2008

We only watch porn for the good bits!!! Isn't that what everyone does??

7 Jan 2008

I watch badly dubbed porn. Hilar!

7 Jan 2008

I like the ones with story's that explain why everyone is shagging under the tables. Chris had one years ago, Beauty and the Beast. I loved it but it got lost during a house move. I dont fast forward the boring bits in films like that coz they are a film and if you miss a bit you dont understand it. Other straight hardcore films i kinda loose interst and start looking at the girls shoes!!! Sorry but if its only porn it has to make sense to me...

7 Jan 2008

KC you can get porn with a story!?!?! lol! I might watch it all the way through the first time, but if i watch it again any boring bits get left behind. biggrin

12 Jan 2008

Our American friends used to put a lot of effort into Parodies of the latest block busters. That seems to of died now & it's just Butt Bangers vol20 etc. Shame. I like to play "russian roulete" with the remote & just skip to chapters without looking at what I'm going to get.

12 Jan 2008

[color="darkred"][quote user=durtyion]Our American friends used to put a lot of effort into Parodies of the latest block busters. That seems to of died now & it's just Butt Bangers vol20 etc. Shame. [/quote] Those porn directors should be given oscars just for the parody titles!! Shaving Ryans Privates Chinny Chinny Gang Bang Inspect Her Gadget Good Will Humping When Harry Ate Sally ....... etc ....[/color]

12 Jan 2008

Oooh those are sweet. Talking of Porn....Anyone one tried youporn instead of youtube? Great site

14 Jan 2008

we recently invested in a video/dvd recorder and are now in the process of selecting the "best bits" from each and every cherished porn video(yes we still have a great pile of those!!)and dvd's..............great mutant porn dvd's anyone?!!

16 Jan 2008

Living in Europe for ten years with permanent free porn (and very mucky stuff too hehe) and a recordable dvd player, well you can only imagine the size of our porn collection! But nothing does it more for us than watching our 'home made' ones. :doggy:

18 Jan 2008

Fast forward past the boring bits,or make our own action whilst the boring bits are on! :cheers: I HATE the dubbed sound of ooohhhh, ohhhh, ahhh, ahh, that is it baby, keep it coming ..........