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o.k here goes right you are about to be thrown into the jungle for 6 months your allowed to take three things with you anything you like what would you take ??? DEL: 1. Kat ( keep me busy and never be quite or lonely) 2. A Machete 3. A Long spool of thick fishing line fook im too sensible for this i'm sure funks will make it funny!
1. Lip balm (can't ever be without it) 2. Toilet roll - 6 months supply 3. Sun cream
good one folks..... omg...wot do i put and not get into trouble....:doh: 1. markie, got to say him aint i??? boink 2. me laptop....cus its got all me tunes on, and hopefully il hav wifi soooooo i can log on ere and keep incontact wiv all me special friends, u all kno who u are!! :inlove: 3. kev....me bruvva....afta hes bin sumwhere he shudnt hav bin cus his new bf and mommy wud kill him and me!!...:fuckinghell: sorted!! bet this gets thrown off but cudnt put wot i really wanted too cus id b banned for eternity!!....rotflmao:rotflmao:
What about your paddle funks?
Good question! smile I think:- 1) Michelle - She'll come in handy for a variety of things with the most important being there to run sun cream on my back :) 2) Sun cream - need some for Michelle to rub in (see 1 above) 3) Ray Mears! - Get him to do all the work and look after us LOL Rich XXXX
like it rich why didn't i think of him after all i am the sorta sad old git watches his programes when the footy ain't on of course !!! oh n rich Michelle is fit as mate! ssshhh don't tell Kat I'm flirting mind she spends half her time in forums u think she will see this ??? Del
1....6 months supply of food and toiletries 2....Toy box 3....6 month supply of batteries Sorted :giggle::giggle::grin::grin:
mwm69 - Brilliant!!! Love it xxxxxx
lol mwm u worse than kat!
Rite Kat`s Turn.... 1. Del because i love him very very much!! 2. My laptop 3. 6 month supply of Food as i am not eating minging insects lol
Dont worry Del you can share my food lol because im not kissing you if you eat yukky insects!!!
1. Paul obviously ... who else would put up with me and cwtch me. 2. My estee lauder perfume. 3. Shampoo and conditioner lol
1. My Monster(does that mean he gets his own 3 things, cause he can bring his own nappies, milk and entertainment smile ) 2. my mobile phone, as the battery lasts longer than the laptop. Crusoe, well he survived well on his own, so can help me on my own, as he knows what hes doing:) xxx
no bikini's or clothes debs i LIKE it ! Naked and smelling lovely mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
he he but I have to bring stiletto's lol xxx
hi guys i would take 1 food and drink for all of you 2 batteries for the girls 3 a helicopter in case you dont let me join in:cry:
lol smooth gud lad haha
1. 6 months subscription to luxury hamper online delivery service 2. Double hammock (got to be worth a try !) 3. Warm, beautiful lady to share 2. with (Rich - I'm sure you could spare Michelle for a few weeks couldn't you? One week then? An evening ... ? ) smile
1 A Helicopter supply of Red Wine 2 A Prefab House,with all mod cons 3 My High Heels,you dont need heels in the sand.
1. a sexy female... 2. a swiss army knife 3. my guitar coz I can't be without music!
[quote user=serens40]1. Paul obviously ... who else would put up with me and cwtch me. 2. My estee lauder perfume. 3. Shampoo and conditioner lol[/quote] What about your toffee tin Serens, you surely can't leave that behind :giggle:
OK my list........... 1) MY best mate, Mr Cey.... no way could I do without him for 6 months.neutral 2) My cone, and no it isn't a traffic cone. Google it if you don't know what it is :rascal: 3) 6 months supply of drinking water. Mrs Cey :love:
[quote user=ceylon1][quote user=serens40]1. Paul obviously ... who else would put up with me and cwtch me. 2. My estee lauder perfume. 3. Shampoo and conditioner lol[/quote] What about your toffee tin Serens, you surely can't leave that behind :giggle:[/quote] ooops I forgot about that ... skip the shampoo and conditioner lol
Just googled the cone... don't get it.... :crazy:
Take the safe filter off your google search oli lol xxx
Oh no filter here.... i did find it... but still don't get it... I mean the shape of it is all wrong... don't understand...blink
oic lol .... me neither better ask ceylon lol xxx
1) TV 2) DVD player 3) 1 copy of Ray Mears' "The Jungle: How to Get Out" on DVD Guess a generator, plug sockets and note paper would be helpful too. Men are so much more practical than women.
Ooo er lets see what would I take just supposing it was possible for me to do it. Well I think it would have to be 1. Laptop computer 2. Satellite phone 3. Solar panel to power the first 2 the lappy would have to have a tinternet connection so as I could keep an eye on the forums and do some food shopping on-line, not eating any of that bush tucker muck.
Hmmm 1) Daz, coz i cant live without him 2) Daz's guitar, coz he cant live without it! 3) Bear Grylls, so we can just lie in the sun and wait for food and drink... plus, im sure he would be handy in the sex department (but im not kissing him, ive seen what he eats eewww) im a greedy bitch :happy: