Just watched the video clip recommended by Mr Hotstory....very funny!!!!!!
This has, however, brought to mind one of my pet gripes....TOYS...and the return of said items. I'm sure that many of you have been persuaded, like me, that the latest 'xyz' is a must have toy, best toy ever invented, gives multi orgasms in 2 mins flat etc etc, only to be totally disappointed by a virtually undetectable vibration, batteries that only last 10mins, or those that have so many wires and attachments (which you didn't notice in the advert), that its a major operation to figure out how to use them, kills all spontaneity......and then you can't relax for fear of electrocution!!!!!!
I bought some nipple chains recently from an 'erotic jewellery site' --- they should have been advertised on a site for extreme BDSM and medieval torture. OOOCH!!
So what do I do with all these shopping disasters??? Its not like clothes, where you can try them at home and send them back if you don't like them.
I'm sure the manufacturers count on people like me, being too embarrassed to complain.
To be fair, however, I have some toys that are my favourites, but for every good one, I must have ten duds.
So, to any guys reading this, I must say that I don't think there is a toy invented that can replace the real thing!!!!!!!!
Nothing can compare with a good man...or should I say men.....unless somebody knows different????!!!!!
Maggie xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Throwing toys out of the pram.....
Sex God
Sexy maggie......
I can fully undastand where ur cumin from, iv bought toys that didnt hit the spot and undies which looked awful and they r now in a cupboard sumwhere....
But i was thinkin, do u remember way bak in the early 80s i think a program called SWAP SHOP..... ???
I kno one of more mad ideas.... ;0))
But wot mite not tickle ur fancy, may bring sumone else an earth shakin orgasm! Lol
Or my mind works in mysterious ways!! ;0))
Funky nutta xx
Or try the japenese equivalent - heck, they used to have used schoolgirl panties vending machines.
Sexpert
[color="green"]This reminds me of one of the best cons I have ever heard of.
People would send cheques to a company to buy something by mail order, usually sexy lingerie, toys etc. A few weeks later (after their cheques had been cashed) they would recieve a letter back claiming that there had been problems with the order, so they have returned a cheque of the full amount.
Problem was the company name on the cheque would be something along the lines of "Huge black throbbing dildo offer" low and behold the disgruntled customers never took their refunds to cash at the bank and the scallywags got away with their money!! lol[/color]
:fuckinghell::small-print:
Sexpert
If you're buyin things off the net which often seems to be the cheapest option, go to a store first and check out a few. Most shops (well Harmony do) have some out of their packets & with battery so you can test out the vibe etc. Highly recommend this practice as I too have been caught out!
Might be some concerns with hygiene if you try and re-sell products on-line. Someone could always host something like a 'tupperware' party & peeps can swap if you like! Sterilise yourselves... hehe
Speaking of on-line sites, can anyone recommend a reliable one?
:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove: have never heard of try before you buy,but hygeine aside it does make sense,may-be at mk4 we should have one of the hotel rooms as a toy swap shop kind of affair:lol2:with out Noel Edmunds(although i seem to remember someone on here mentioning on one of the threads they found him sexy)still moving swiftly on.
take care
love from the bays xxxxx
