This just puts everything at this time into perspective!!!
A father entered his daughter's bedroom and saw a letter on the bed. With
the worst premonition, he read it with trembling hands.
Dear Mum and Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I've eloped
with my new boyfriend. I've found real love and he is so nice. Especially
with all his piercings, scars, tattoos, and his big motorcycle. But it's
not
only that, I'm pregnant, and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his
trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and
that's one of my dreams.
I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for
us and his friends. They're the one's providing us with all the cocaine and
ecstasy we could ever want. In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find
the AIDS cure, so Ahmed gets better. He deserves it.
Don' t worry about money. Ahmed has arranged for me to be in films that his
friends Leroy and Jamal make in their basement. Apparently I can earn £50 a
scene. I get a £50 bonus if there are more than three men in the scene, and
an extra £100 if they use the horse.
Don't worry Mum. Now I'm 15 years old, I know how to take care of myself.
Someday I'll visit you and Dad so that you can meet your grandchildren.
Your loving daughter, Aimee
p.s: Dad, it's not true. I'm watching TV at a neighbour's house. I just
wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than ENGLAND GETTING
F*CK ED ON PENALTIES AGAIN !!
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THIS IS VERY FUNNY
Sexlightened
pmsl....spot on.... :clap:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:Little Billy keeps asking his dad for a television in his bedroom, to which his dad keeps saying “No”. But after prolonged nagging, the dad agrees.
Several nights later Billy comes downstairs and asks,” Dad what is love juice?” Dad is horrified, and after looking at Mum, who's gob smacked, proceeds to give his son the dreaded sex talk .
Billy now sits on the sofa with his mouth wide open in amazement.
His Dad asks, “so what is it you've been watching then son?”
Billy replies,
“Wimbledon”
